নমস্কার guys, it's me, Skittles98 as আপনি can probably see. Now, I'm going to be interviewing the most clever person I can think of and testing them with riddles.
Me: Robin, have a আসন
Me: I have some riddles for you. If আপনি answer them all correct, আপনি will get a prize
R: Let's go
Me: What runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has বিছানা but never sleeps, has a head but never sleeps?
R: Not KF, that's for sure...hmmm...could be Batman...no...Got it! A river!
Me: Yes. পরবর্তি riddle. আপনি are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right is a sharp drop off, and on your left is an হাতি thundering along at the same speed as you. Directly infront of আপনি is a galloping ক্যাঙ্গারু and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind আপনি is a lion running at the same speed as আপনি and the kangaroo. What must আপনি do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
R: Get off the Merry-go-round
Me: How-? Nevermind. পরবর্তি Riddle. A man jumps out of a window of a 20-story building. He falls all the way to the ground below, and lands on solid concrete with nothing to cushion his fall. The man gets up, still alive and completely uninjured. How is this possible?
R: He was on the first floor
Me: পরবর্তি Riddle. আপনি are in a locked room. It has no windows অথবা anything. There is just walls and আপনি have a piano, a calender, and a bed. How do আপনি eat drink and get out?
R:...You drink from the springs in the bed. আপনি eat the dates on the calender and আপনি use the keys on the পিয়ানো to get out! It is all about homophones.
Me:...-_- Final Question. Can আপনি pass the Kinder Garden Test?
Me: Okay. Repeat everything I say
R: repeat everything I say
Me: Red Robin
R: Red Robin
Me: Blue Robin
Me: Purple Robin
Me: কমলা Robin
R: কমলা Robin
Me: স্বর্ণ Robin
R: স্বর্ণ Robin
Me: What was the first thing I said?
R:...C-What was the first thing I said?
Me: Do আপনি want to know what your prize is?
Me: Your prize is...the উত্তর to the riddles!
Yes Robin, I'm quite aware I'm a sly $%#@