ZAYN MALIK WHAT DO আপনি TAKE US FOR?
Oh no. It's our final One Direction video from that interview we did at their signing the other week. আপনি know, the one where they were all insanely hyperactive and made no sense.
So we asked the boys what's the most romantic বড়দিন thing they've all done expecting stories about long walks through wintry parks অথবা cute বড়দিন presents involving বেড়ালছানা and rose petals. But no.
Instead the boys, well Zayn Malik, made LEWD and DIRTY remarks. We loved it.
There were way too many people talking for us to notice at the time of the interview but on watching it back we've now realised what Zayn Malik was going on about.
After asking about romantic বড়দিন plans he leans over to whisper something in Liam's ear. Liam's face then lights up and he sings, "Step one" to which Zayn replies, "Put your..." then he trails off but if আপনি listen very closely আপনি can hear... "D**k in a box".
আপনি know, the Saturday Night Live video with Justin Timberlake...
Zayn is totally referring THIS song.
From this we have inferred that Zayn Malik is almost definitely going put his man parts in a box and offer it to ALL OF US for Christmas.
Bit weird but we'll gladly accept the gift.
On other news, Louis Tomlinson hints that he'll be doing something very romantic for বড়দিন but the scallywag won't tell us what.
"I dont get the name Sugarscape" - Liam Payne we're going to forgive আপনি for that মতামত because you're pretty and we don't really get it either. It's open to many beautiful interpretations.
What do আপনি think about Zayn's romantic বড়দিন plan? অথবা are আপনি incapacitated from laughter and unable to type? Check out all the other vids...