These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually ব্যক্ত in court, word for word, taken down and now published দ্বারা court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: Are আপনি sexually active? A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your তারিখ of birth? A: July 15th. Q: What year? A: Every year.
Q: What gear were আপনি in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget....