We all have our celebrity wish list. A chosen few that we would happily trade the other half in for – অথবা is that just us? Megan শিয়াল must be one for the lads’ list. Her sexy performance in the first ট্র্যান্সফর্মার movie left most men in a trance and, despite a few dodgy performances since; she is still a modern sex symbol that is as alluring as any woman alive. But, is she better than an Audi?
Love আপনি long time
Pulling Megan শিয়াল would be great – amazing, even. But would it last? Let’s be honest, unless আপনি were a high rolling, rich person the chances are the relationship wouldn’t last too long – it’s the vicious nature of a celebrity romance. An Audi, however, would প্রণয় আপনি long time. It would never leave your side, it would never break up with you, and it would never tell আপনি “there’s someone else”. An অডি is for life – and Miss. শিয়াল can’t compete with that, no matter how alluring she is.
Cleanliness
We’re not about to say Megan শিয়াল is a dirty person – hygiene wise, not the other thing. But what if she is? What if she doesn’t bathe on a regular basis, would আপনি like that? Some of আপনি probably would, but the majority of modern males want a nice and clean woman. And that is where the অডি comes in. Sure, an অডি isn’t a woman, but owning one gives আপনি the ability to bathe your অডি as often as আপনি want. আপনি can bathe it every দিন if আপনি like.
Rust-free
Megan is great for now, but what about in the future? She’s in the prime of her life at the moment – in her early 20s and no sign of any sagging. Will that last, though? Unfortunately for Megan she will suffer from the dreaded signs of aging as the years go দ্বারা and her looks will change. Solution? Buy an Audi. A modern দিন অডি is as well-made as anything on the market and will provide decades of tender, loving care without any aesthetic drop-off.
Daytime running lights
Audi’s now sport the daytime running LED lights – which are lovely. Does Megan শিয়াল have daytime running lights? No. Sure, this isn’t a reason to turn her down, but having DRLs will provide আপনি with the ultimate male boasting tool. Having DRLs will ensure your male compatriots will hate আপনি beyond belief. They represent success and that is guaranteed to annoy your বন্ধু আরো than having a relationship with Miss. শিয়াল – after all, your বন্ধু will just assume she took pity on you. Probably.
America vs. Europe
Megan শিয়াল is American. An অডি is made in Germany, Europe. End of.
Warranty and insurance
We would never want anything to happen to Megan, especially anything bad. But what would happen if she accidently burnt her face – for the record we don’t want this to happen – would আপনি still want to be her husband? With an Audi, this risk is completely taken out of the equation. আপনি get a three বছর warranty just in case the German’s didn’t fit something properly, and even if আপনি do manage to spill acid all over your paintwork, you’ve got insurance to fix to straight away. Belting.
New model
Megan শিয়াল might be the stuff of your dreams for now, but what about in 5 years’ time? You’ll be hankering for a new model and if আপনি marry her that is going to be quite difficult. If আপনি buy an Audi, however, আপনি can buy a new car as often as আপনি like. Being faithful would be something that those other fools do. Buy an A3 for 2011 and maybe an R8 for 2012 – why not?
Great sounds
A modern অডি is fitted with incredibly powerful sound systems, while Megan শিয়াল is fitted with a basic voice box – which, as আপনি know, can’t be amended. In an অডি আপনি can chose what আপনি want to listen to in fantastic 5.1 surround sound (on some models). It’s your choice.
Wood and leather
Megan’s skin complexion is one of her best assets – golden, tanned and perfect in every way. But does she have a wood and leather combination? No. She doesn’t even have a carbon fibre skeleton. So, choose an অডি and smell that dead cow and chopped wood – live the dream my friend, live it.
No hating
Megan is gorgeous, make no mistake, but none of us really know what she is like at home. She could be great, helpful and caring, but what if she is a liar, gambler and a cheat? We know she probably isn’t but is it worth the risk? Buy an অডি and drive along knowing its characteristics will never change – unless it breaks down অথবা আপনি crash it, anyway.
An link অথবা Megan Fox, which one would আপনি choose?
Love আপনি long time
Pulling Megan শিয়াল would be great – amazing, even. But would it last? Let’s be honest, unless আপনি were a high rolling, rich person the chances are the relationship wouldn’t last too long – it’s the vicious nature of a celebrity romance. An Audi, however, would প্রণয় আপনি long time. It would never leave your side, it would never break up with you, and it would never tell আপনি “there’s someone else”. An অডি is for life – and Miss. শিয়াল can’t compete with that, no matter how alluring she is.
Cleanliness
We’re not about to say Megan শিয়াল is a dirty person – hygiene wise, not the other thing. But what if she is? What if she doesn’t bathe on a regular basis, would আপনি like that? Some of আপনি probably would, but the majority of modern males want a nice and clean woman. And that is where the অডি comes in. Sure, an অডি isn’t a woman, but owning one gives আপনি the ability to bathe your অডি as often as আপনি want. আপনি can bathe it every দিন if আপনি like.
Rust-free
Megan is great for now, but what about in the future? She’s in the prime of her life at the moment – in her early 20s and no sign of any sagging. Will that last, though? Unfortunately for Megan she will suffer from the dreaded signs of aging as the years go দ্বারা and her looks will change. Solution? Buy an Audi. A modern দিন অডি is as well-made as anything on the market and will provide decades of tender, loving care without any aesthetic drop-off.
Daytime running lights
Audi’s now sport the daytime running LED lights – which are lovely. Does Megan শিয়াল have daytime running lights? No. Sure, this isn’t a reason to turn her down, but having DRLs will provide আপনি with the ultimate male boasting tool. Having DRLs will ensure your male compatriots will hate আপনি beyond belief. They represent success and that is guaranteed to annoy your বন্ধু আরো than having a relationship with Miss. শিয়াল – after all, your বন্ধু will just assume she took pity on you. Probably.
America vs. Europe
Megan শিয়াল is American. An অডি is made in Germany, Europe. End of.
Warranty and insurance
We would never want anything to happen to Megan, especially anything bad. But what would happen if she accidently burnt her face – for the record we don’t want this to happen – would আপনি still want to be her husband? With an Audi, this risk is completely taken out of the equation. আপনি get a three বছর warranty just in case the German’s didn’t fit something properly, and even if আপনি do manage to spill acid all over your paintwork, you’ve got insurance to fix to straight away. Belting.
New model
Megan শিয়াল might be the stuff of your dreams for now, but what about in 5 years’ time? You’ll be hankering for a new model and if আপনি marry her that is going to be quite difficult. If আপনি buy an Audi, however, আপনি can buy a new car as often as আপনি like. Being faithful would be something that those other fools do. Buy an A3 for 2011 and maybe an R8 for 2012 – why not?
Great sounds
A modern অডি is fitted with incredibly powerful sound systems, while Megan শিয়াল is fitted with a basic voice box – which, as আপনি know, can’t be amended. In an অডি আপনি can chose what আপনি want to listen to in fantastic 5.1 surround sound (on some models). It’s your choice.
Wood and leather
Megan’s skin complexion is one of her best assets – golden, tanned and perfect in every way. But does she have a wood and leather combination? No. She doesn’t even have a carbon fibre skeleton. So, choose an অডি and smell that dead cow and chopped wood – live the dream my friend, live it.
No hating
Megan is gorgeous, make no mistake, but none of us really know what she is like at home. She could be great, helpful and caring, but what if she is a liar, gambler and a cheat? We know she probably isn’t but is it worth the risk? Buy an অডি and drive along knowing its characteristics will never change – unless it breaks down অথবা আপনি crash it, anyway.
An link অথবা Megan Fox, which one would আপনি choose?