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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the টেবিল with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the দুধ carton.




WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check অথবা charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a টেলিভিশন set in her purse. "So, do আপনি always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured...

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Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The গ্যারেজ is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. চকোলেট is just another snack. আপনি can be President. আপনি can never be pregnant. আপনি can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. আপনি can wear NO শার্ট to a water park. Car mechanics tell আপনি the truth.

The world is your urinal. আপনি never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. আপনি don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, আরো pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...

From an যন্ত্রপত্র I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten দ্বারা his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, আপনি must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for আরো than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless আপনি actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free বিয়ার in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...

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9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and আপনি need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five মিনিট is only five মিনিট if আপনি have just been প্রদত্ত five আরো মিনিট to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and আপনি should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t...