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posted by isabelle_905
I didn't write this. I got it in an যন্ত্রপত্র and it made me smile!! Enjoy!



The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN প্রদত্ত LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
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posted by isabelle_905
From an যন্ত্রপত্র I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. আপনি need it down. আপনি don’t hear us complaining about আপনি leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon অথবা the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...
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Be well groomed and take pride in yourself.

1. ridiculously huge coupon a day. Like doing Sacramento at 90% off!

Try cute hairstyles! Wearing your hair down দিন after দিন can look boring and uninspired. Scrunchies and cute hair clips are a must! It's nice if your accessories match what you're wearing; which should compliment your figure.
Wear deoderant. Especially during P.E. Anti-perspirant deoderant is the best kind because it slows down sweating when applied directly to your arm-pits. If deoderant isn't really your thing, perfume অথবা sweetly-scented body spray is a nice alternative. Fruity or...
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