Funny উদ্ধৃতি :3

1. Last night I lay in বিছানা looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2. The only reason people get হারিয়ে গেছে in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

3. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

4. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

5. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

6. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist ব্যক্ত something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo...

A bunch of jokes I found.

1. A Spanish guy enters a hospital to have a minor operation.

A nurse begins to take down his information: name, insurance company, etc.

"In case of emergency, whom should we notify?"

"You mean if I become very sick?"

"Well . . . yes."

"If that happens, call a doctor!"

2. Daughter : I am in প্রণয় with the neighbor, so I am running away with him.

Dad: Thanks , আপনি have saved my money & time.

Daughter: Dad, I am পাঠ করা the letter left দ্বারা Mom.

3. .-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Cornelius
-Cornelius who?
-Well, that's politics for you………

4. Why did the বেজি ক্রুশ the road?
Somebody...