TV’s Steamiest Sex Scenes | TVLine 

It was brief. It was naughty. And Kalinda and Cary\'s up-against-the-window lovin\' made us jealous of the couple\'s across-the-street neighbors.

"Bitch." "Bastard." And then so much aggression taken out on that glass table!

Jon Snow shows Ygritte he knows something. (Insert your own "exploring the cave" joke here.)

Olivia and Fitz light it up in an electrical closet — and ensure that, for the foreseeable future, we\'ll look suspiciously at anyone who wanders off midway through a baby\'s Baptism party.

What happens on Jamie and Claire\'s wedding night stays... on repeat loop in our pervy brains in perpetuity.

Watch it here (set to "Crazy in Love," unfortch). 

It\'s not very nice how Shane sneaks up on Lori in the woods, but he relieves any resulting anxieties with a subsequent romp in the grass.

Dexter and Hannah engage in some (pardon the pun) killer nookie — with bonus Christmas tableaux and knife play.

Buffy and Spike\'s rage-sex doubles as a demolition project.

Connor does "what he wants" with potential suspect Paxton in a copier room — a trick the latter fella later says makes his eyes water.

Who knew a black-and-white episode would yield the most red-hot Emily/Paige hookup of all time?

After years of enduring her husband\'s affair, Libby has sex on the floor with co-worker Robert — despite being uncertain whether he even likes her.

April dips her hand into Daniel\'s paint jar — literally and euphemistically.

Watch a montage of the scene interspersed with other April-Daniel sexytimes here. 

Mike comes clean to Rachel in the file room — and then things get

Fresh off a fight with Tony, Carly goes looking for Jason at Jake’s… but finds exactly what she needed in his brother A.J. (who is nice enough to help get her boots off).

Ally does "that vulgar verb" with a total stranger at the car wash.

It may have only been a dream, but Eric and Jason\'s hookup in the HBO drama\'s final season was well worth the wait.

Meredith and Derek leave their dates on "Prom Night" and give a whole new meaning to the term "examining room."

Samantha fulfills her firefighter fantasy — multiple times, if we\'re not being too subtle — and, naturally, there are double-entendres about hoses and poles.

Ask us what 100+ years of sexual tension looks like, and we\'ll show you this Damon-Katherine encounter from the vampire drama\'s second season.

Both Alana and Margot\'s agendas have gotten pretty twisted in Season 3 — so is it any surprise, then, that their unlikely coupling resulted in kaleidoscopic craziness?

Anne and Henry put the "wood" in the woods — if you catch our drift. (Nice boots, girl!)

Watch snippets from the scene — and other steamy stuff from the duo — here. 

After learning that Piper is the reason she\'s back in Litchfield, Alex and her on-again-off-again lover hit the library for a hate-sex rendezvous.

Kate and Sawyer go at it like animals in a cage (which, technically, they are).

for one another. (If only they\'d remembered to lock their bedroom door — d\'oh!)

Good judgment and human-resources handbook be damned, Patrick and Kevin are gonna escalate that employee-boss tension right there on the office floor.

Hannah\'s one-episode dalliance with Patrick Wilson\'s divorced doctor was a polarizing moment in the HBO comedy\'s second season — but if their countertop boom-boom didn\'t get your pulse racing, at least you had the home-furnishing porn of Joshua\'s Brooklyn brownstone to occupy your mind.