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#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as আপনি are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.


#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what আপনি THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because আপনি decided to start standing in open territory!


#3:
Hines: STOP IT! অথবা I WILL SET আপনি ON FIRE!!


#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!


#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He ব্যক্ত it was the worst অনুরাগী fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking প্রদর্শনী it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the শীর্ষ of the list. The things that...
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#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded দ্বারা a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, আপনি protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my পছন্দ cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my পছন্দ cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. আপনি know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: আপনি do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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THE JOKER:
Most people wouldn't considered Joker a genius.
But when আপনি REALLY think about.. Joker is smarter than আপনি realize.. WAY smarter.

The thing about the Joker is that he doesn't see his acts as bad অথবা as good.. he convinces himself, he is the only sane person in the world, perhaps with the exception of the bat. It is everyone else who hides their true selves under false masks of humanity, and make-believe tales of such delusonal ideas as love, kindness, law, and order. His whole existence is an attempt to strip these delusions away and reveal people for the selfish, depraved, chaotic...
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#1:
AVGN: আপনি know what's really weird? That this game was actually capable of a 4-player mode using an accessory that allows four controllers to be connected to your নিন্টেডো Entertainment System? Now, I can't imagine having four people playing this game. Who's gonna want to play this piece of shit? I'm lucky if I can get one other person! I have a better chance of cloning myself. (four Angry Video Game Nerds play and curse at the same time)
AVGN 1: Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just cloned myself. I'm in a dream, I can do whatever I want, so why don't we all just stop playing this fucking...
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#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill আপনি both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell আপনি all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?


#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?


#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill আপনি both, slice আপনি open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean...
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1:
Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) নমস্কার cowboy? আপনি mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, আপনি DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of আপনি left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK আপনি VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where আপনি guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...
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#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even লন্ডন bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. লন্ডন Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do আপনি know what my শীর্ষ three পছন্দ things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. সেকেন্ড is Nazis. Can আপনি guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: আপনি will witness what happens what here today, and আপনি will will speak of it later.. Except আপনি won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...
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#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all আপনি want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't শ্রেক change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching শ্রেক 2 dumbass..


#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight,...
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I watched a few.. And just had too....


#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up দ্বারা the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The সারমেয় turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and ফের্গেই into সারমেয় and take over their identities, then Cooper and ফের্গেই transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...
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 The Guy
The Guy
#3: VENGEFUL ONE

As I survey the chaos, taking in the lack of raw humanity.
It's as if the entire world's fallen in প্রণয় with their INSANITYY!!
Hear the innocent voices scream.
As their tormentors laugh through all of it.
No forgiveness for all I've seen.
A degradation I cannot forget.

So sleep soundly in your beds tonight.
For judgement falls upon আপনি AT FIRST LIGGGHT!

I'm the hand of God~!
I'm the dark messiah!
I'm the vengeful one~!
(Look inside and see what you're becoming)
In the blackest moments!
Of a dying world!
What have আপনি become~!
(Look inside and see what you're becoming)

As the violence surges....
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I am a large supporter of gay rights, so here's a প্রবন্ধ to prove it in my own way..

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#1: TONY PRINCE:
Luis Lopez's homosexual boss in GTA 4.
But what I প্রণয় about Tony. Is he's just as tough as anyone else. He isn't a gay stereotype, dancing around with high toned voice, and a low intelligence.
The closest Tony gets to being like this, is in CHINESSE TAKEOUT, cause he was isn't use to gunfights, and is cowering in the corner.
But then the golf court mission is directly actor, and "new Tony" is shooting at the enemies, just like...
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#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give আপনি insight -- I'll প্রদর্শনী আপনি what your guts look like.


#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 আরো সেকেন্ড your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard গাউন our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...
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I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this প্রদর্শনী the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

 Chedder Priest
Chedder Priest


That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...
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#1: RESIDENT EVIL BIOHAZARD:
My knowledge of R.E. is limited to having played 5 as a kid and watching YouTube walkthroughs of the others. But 7 can play out as it's own story from what I hear.. Basically a first person tale getting held hostage দ্বারা a deranged family, after a fucked up family ডিনার আপনি explore the house harassed দ্বারা the dad, and later দ্বারা the other.. Once আরো I've seen many walkthroughs, but it's not the same as playing it yourself..


#2: WOLFENSTINE:
I've heard a lot of this series, but I just can't find them.. It's on my list..
You fight Nazies, and find a old drunken Hitlar who...
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