#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill আপনি both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell আপনি all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill আপনি both, slice আপনি open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear আপনি up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: নমস্কার Ty? Who আপনি think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set দ্বারা our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE আপনি ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. আপনি heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome আপনি freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: আপনি think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask আপনি something? Did আপনি have to live the rest of your life with your best বন্ধু life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So আপনি can take your god damn প্রতিবেদন and shove it up your ass... And let me tell আপনি something else.. আপনি did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that আপনি created... So আপনি live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how আপনি like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few সেকেন্ড were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe আপনি want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, আপনি WISH আপনি had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are আপনি such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) আপনি oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill আপনি both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell আপনি all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill আপনি both, slice আপনি open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear আপনি up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: নমস্কার Ty? Who আপনি think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set দ্বারা our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE আপনি ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. আপনি heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome আপনি freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: আপনি think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask আপনি something? Did আপনি have to live the rest of your life with your best বন্ধু life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So আপনি can take your god damn প্রতিবেদন and shove it up your ass... And let me tell আপনি something else.. আপনি did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that আপনি created... So আপনি live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how আপনি like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few সেকেন্ড were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe আপনি want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, আপনি WISH আপনি had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are আপনি such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) আপনি oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn তারকা who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if আপনি can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn তারকা who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if আপনি can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
#1: SPONGEBOB:
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..
#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..
#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..
#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..
#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..
#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..
#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..
#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..
#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..