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শীর্ষ 20 উদ্ধৃতি from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

posted by Canada24

#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill আপনি both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell আপনি all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill আপনি both, slice আপনি open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean...

শীর্ষ 20 Michael Townley/De Santa উদ্ধৃতি

posted by Canada24

#1:
"[during a robbery] Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing! ON THE FLOOR! NOW!"

#2:
"I'm rich, I'm miserable.. I'm pretty average for this town"

#3:
"You twisted fuck! Your a dead man!"

#4:
"nothing.. I was just হারিয়ে গেছে in an old 80's movie montage"

#5:
"(sparing hostage) Forget a thousand things every dad pal... Why don't আপনি make sure this one of them"

#6:
Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? যীশু fucking Christ.

#7:
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your...

Sean has sex

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শীর্ষ 20 Packie Mcreary উদ্ধৃতি

posted by Canada24

#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.

#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.

#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...

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শীর্ষ 5 Most sarcastic characters in my MLP stories..

posted by Canada24

#1: SATEN TWIST:
Not only is Saten known of his high tempter.
He can also be known for being very sarcastic.
Sometimes laughing at people's misfortunes (especially people he doesn't like).
And sometimes making rude মতামত towards his enemies..

#2: DERPY:
Saten's Tomboyant Cousin.
Sarcasm is something she usually becomes quick to use..

#3: SPIKE:
(same as the REAL Spike)..

#4: DITTO:
Do to his dark sense of comedy it is obvious he takes delight in people's misery.
And usually makes wise গাধা remarks about positions their in, and the stupidity of many people he's involved with as a police chief..

#5: APPLEJACK:
(on occasion)..

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My thoughts of Hellsing Episode 2

posted by Canada24

Now. THIS is আরো like it :)

This episode was fuckin awesome.

As I originally expected. Jan Valentine is truely a enjoyment to watch.
He's friggin nuts.
But that's what I প্রণয় about him.

I would প্রণয় to go on and on about Jan Valentine.
But. Most of আপনি probably don't care..

Though, I'm not saying I'm in anyway depressed about his death, he still deserved it.
Though I 'am' a bit disappointed about him being killed off after just one appearance. That much, I admit to.
But hey, it seems to happen quite often in hellsing, so, whatever.. Dude.

Anyway.
As for Luke.
He was serprisingly enjoyable too.
But. Am...

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রুটি Boys উদ্ধৃতি

posted by Canada24

1: (Pilot)
FAther: Son have আপনি been পাঠ করা Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)

2:
Father: What did আপনি do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT রুটি FOR FUCK SAKES!!

3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will আপনি be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE...

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Sense the last one was enjoyed.. Here's BEST A&O stories I reviewed

posted by Canada24

#1: FOR THE BLOOD OF THE SOUTH:
First things first.
It feels weird, giving such a review for a story written দ্বারা one of my closest অনুরাগী fiction friends, BRAVOBRAVO.
He, ChocolateBrownPegasis and Villain84 were to first to ever make me feel welcome on there.

Uhh, anyway.

I won't 'only' focus on the neggatives.
I'll give the positives as well.

The story is set as full out war between the Western/Eastern group, vs the mennecing Southern pack.

The worst of the Southerners, is the one who started the war.
HUNTER.
An omega hating sociopath, who in his first appeance, violently turtures Humphrey, and clearly...

শীর্ষ 12 funny উদ্ধৃতি from GTA's commercials and tv shows

posted by Canada24

#1:
WEAZEL NEWS: The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.

#2:
WEAZEL NEWS: We looked around for some intelligent witnesses. But all we could find was "this" man..

#3: SCOOTER:
Narrator: And too answer the question.. Are আপনি fat because your on a scooter.. Or.. Are আপনি on a scooter because your fat.. Who cares. Your on a scooter, and their not.

#4: MUMMIFIED:
Narrator: Listen to this pleased costomer.. I SWEAR I didn't pay him.

#5: REPUBLICAN মহাকাশ RANGERS:
ALIEN: The gods are right. আপনি came.. Greetings.
COMMANDER: God damn it! This asshole don't...

Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Nazis Strike Back Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal

Shortly after রামধনু Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do আপনি know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want আপনি to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go দ্বারা the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also an armory...

Ponies On The Rails: Season 4 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy/CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Season 4 Highlights

Stylo: *Sitting on bench at station* From dealing with snow to the mafia, this season has had a lot of memorable moments. Unfortunately, a good friend of ours named Red Rose got killed, and we're trying to find a replacement for her. In the meantime,...

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I'll do BEST OF ALUCARD: The story he's in isn't canon, so it's all over the place

posted by Canada24

#1:

"Your too late to save her!" The unnamed demon cried arrogantly.

'Neat" Alucard said, unphased.

"But first.. I'm gonna kill YOU!" The demon cried.

"Ohh? See that WOULD be intimidating, if আপনি were.. Well, intimidating" Alucard chuckled.

"Grr, are আপনি mocking me!?" The demon cried angrily.

"Oh no, no, no no no no... Pffft, yeah." Alucard laughed, and with that he shoots the demon though the head. The demon's head explodes aparn impact. And is dead.

"But how.. How did আপনি kill a demon with a gun!?"

"It's no NORMAL bullets.. It's silver ক্রুশ melted exploding shells with blessed powder.. Demon or...

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Got bored so put BEST OF SERAS from my অনুরাগী fiction series:

posted by Canada24

The series is set in GTA5, but Seras is a Hellsing crossover character who became my পছন্দ because of it..

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#1:
"I have to ask… So do আপনি ভ্যাম্পায়ার really drink blood?" Carly asked, wearing a George Thorogood & The Destroyers T-Shirt. It gives Carly an idea on what to give Seras for her birthday পরবর্তি month, it's obvious who Seras's পছন্দ band is. And she saw plenty of V.H. T-Shirts when she went shopping last week.

"Twice a মাস it's needed for us to keep full strength, personally, I steal from the blood bank. It feels...

Canada24 reviews A Serbian Film

posted by Canada24

Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..

I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..

Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.

So.. A struggling porn তারকা who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.

Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..

I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if আপনি can call it that"..

NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!

শীর্ষ 4 most ruined characters in Spongebob Squarepants

posted by Canada24

#1: SPONGEBOB HIMSELF:
Seriously. Go back to pre movie Spongebob.. He's a completely different person. And his voice in season 1 is one of the many things I wish they kept. It's not annoying.. If anything it should be a little আরো sarcastic.. And above it all. Seeing CAN আপনি SPARE A DIME is the greatest thing ever when comparing it to new Spongebob.. Who doesn't have a spine to save his life.

New Spongebob.. Where do I begin.. From crying about anything, I mean "anything".. The high toned voice. The utter stupidity.. And his creepy level of fondness towards Squidward, bordering on "stalking".....

শীর্ষ ten most disturbing video games I know about..

posted by Canada24

With help from THATCREEPYREADING

#10: CHILLER:
Your inside a torture room, and the only goal of the game, is torturing the victim in every way possible.
The worst part of both Chiller and RapePlay, is that it's simply for the players "pleasure".
Oh, and no music, so it's extra creepy..

#9: LUNA GAME:
It's MLP, so the game itself may not be too scary.
But it's scary what it does too your computer.
Seriously.. It's literary a virus..

#8: 8:46:
While the intentions seemed good.
Being trapped on the শীর্ষ floor during 9/11 to make players understand the horrors of the event instead just pissed off the...

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Farcry/GTA crossover: ... PART 2

posted by Canada24

2 days later.

Disguised as Privateer requites, Carly and Packie arrive at Hoyt's side of the island, gathered with a bunch of REAL requites. As Hoyt Volker appears on a stage that had a large furnace in the middle of it. A man was trapped inside it, it was actually one of Hoyt's own Privateers, who refused to follow Hoyt's orders.

Hoyt began speaking to the requites gathered around the stage, two armed guards standing behind him.

"Ahhh.. My rosy cheek new employees... I'm not gonna lie. Were all here to make a buck.. But it's the happiness of my people that gets me up, each morning.. My father.....

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শীর্ষ 3 Most EVIL modern spongebob characters:

posted by Canada24

#1: PATRICK STAR:
Patrick use to be CUTE stupidity. Like Derpy Hooves অথবা something.
He DID care about his friends, and he had good intentions, but unwittingly leads Spongebob into danger, অথবা gives him TERRIBLE advice.
But now, all hope of having GOOD INTENTIONS are lower and lower in each season.
If আপনি wanna see Spongebob himself go though the SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORN theme, just watch pretty much ANY modern Patrick episode.
And according to THE CARD, Patrick implies that he might only be PRETENDING to be stupid.
But that means the "nice things" he dose to Spongebob, are all done intentionally....

I offically প্রদত্ত up on Spongebob

posted by Canada24

I still watch this show.
Cause I actually still had HOPE that my childhood প্রতীকী would return to the good old days (like BAND GEEKS and the famish ending).

This প্রদর্শনী was the MLP (or whatever else people REALLY talk about these days) of my childhood.
And one of the most QUOTABLE কার্টুন ever. It's hard NOT to find references of it, on the internet.

But.. After season 4, the characters all changed for the worst..

Patrick তারকা was originally a GOOD friend. Not a sociopathic, lunatic. Who constantly gets Spongebob in trouble, and worsens Spongebob's pain for his own delight..

Spongebob was likable, mature,...

Five Finger death মুষ্ট্যাঘাত - Jykll and Hyde lyrics... (this song is so awesome)

posted by Canada24

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There's just so much God damned weight on my shoulders
All I'm trying to do is live my motherfucking life
Supposed to be happy, but I'm only getting colder
Wear a smile on my face, but there's a demon inside
There's just so much God damned weight on my shoulders
All I'm trying to do is live my motherfucking life
Supposed to be happy, but I'm only getting colder
Wear a smile on my face, but there's a demon inside

Oh, yo, yo, there's a demon inside
Oh, yo, yo, just like Jekyll and Hyde
Oh, yo, yo, all this anger inside
Oh, yo, yo, I feel like Jekyll and Hyde

Is there so much God damned weight on your...