Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Germans surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not! পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

আপনি can get a perfect score on your SATs দ্বারা putting "Chuck norris" as every answer. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

the last perosn to look chuck norris in the eyes was stevie wonder. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Why did Chuck Norris ক্রুশ the road? Pfft.... Chuch Norris didn't ক্রুশ the road. The road moved under Chuck Norris. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Look, people, Chuck Norris is not that great! You're all like "oh he's a GOD!" But he's not! If he were, he'd come to my house and beat my head with the keyboarnjnhbbjlnhjubvgnjmnjvbgbn,bgnjmknhjbb পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

chuck norris doesnt have to pay taxes ever he send in a blacnk ফোরাম and a picture of him croucheing.
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Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he went home, there were only islands left. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Chuck Norris filmed how they assembling the first camera. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to ক্রুশ the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. গুল্ম was wonderin how to ক্রুশ a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''? পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Theres no theory of evolution. Theres only জন্তু জানোয়ার that Chuck Norris let them live.

When ঘণ্টা invented first phone. Chuck Norris already had 2 messages. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Once poison snake bites Chuk Norris. After 3 horrible days in pain, snake died. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Chuck Norris once came twice.
Chuck Norris nominated Big Brother.
Two guys decidet to rob a bank. Then 1 robber run on the left side other on the right side. Chuk Norris run after them both at the same time.
How many pushups Chuck Norris can do? All.
(sorry my english it's not very good) পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

When a zombie bits Chuck Norris, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris??
ALL OF IT!
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the reason pi is so long is because it's running away from Chuck Norris পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

যীশু can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim threw land. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

There are no steroids in baseball... Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even আরো badass than in this one. When it was discovered দ্বারা Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. পোষ্ট হয়েছে বছরখানেক আগে