On 8 January, Jimmy Kimmel took his late-night টেলিভিশন talk প্রদর্শনী on ABC to 11:35PM, a whole 25 মিনিট before the time slot during which he had made his অস্থি for almost ten years beforehand. The walk-up to the সরানো provided a whirlwind press tour for the comedian-turned-host that saw him lob bombs at স্থূলবুদ্ধি বাচাল ব্যক্তি Leno, reiterate his undying প্রণয় for David Letterman and, of course, land him the cover of 2013’s first Rolling Stone. And it was in that particular publication where the following passage was first written:

“Even though the Live! broadcast will not end as (Jimmy) Fallon’s Late Night...

You know you're a Craig Ferguson অনুরাগী when...


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