I am Kozmotis, bringer of news, ones that have been long awaited for this fandom.
I প্রকাশ this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please ভালুক with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch আপনি if they think আপনি know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
I প্রকাশ this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please ভালুক with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch আপনি if they think আপনি know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
BEN: Im afraid of nothing
Lucius: your not afraid of RED killing আপনি in your sleep?
BEN: no
RED: SOON
BEN: *meep*
*hides behind Lucius*
Lucius: wimp... *walks away*
BEN: wait don't leave me!
RED: NOW >:D
BEN: sh**
*ahhhhhh*
LJ: আপনি hear that?
Lucius: nope *smokes*
LJ: I'm sure I-
Lucius: shut up and take this cigarette
BEN: যীশু H Christ since when have আপনি been able to turn into a bird!
*crash*
BEN: oh my god my video games!
RED: what are আপনি going to do about it?
BEN: RUN
RED: uh oh...
*BANG* *BONG* *CRASH*
LJ: what is happening?
Lucius: BEN getting over his fear...
Lucius: your not afraid of RED killing আপনি in your sleep?
BEN: no
RED: SOON
BEN: *meep*
*hides behind Lucius*
Lucius: wimp... *walks away*
BEN: wait don't leave me!
RED: NOW >:D
BEN: sh**
*ahhhhhh*
LJ: আপনি hear that?
Lucius: nope *smokes*
LJ: I'm sure I-
Lucius: shut up and take this cigarette
BEN: যীশু H Christ since when have আপনি been able to turn into a bird!
*crash*
BEN: oh my god my video games!
RED: what are আপনি going to do about it?
BEN: RUN
RED: uh oh...
*BANG* *BONG* *CRASH*
LJ: what is happening?
Lucius: BEN getting over his fear...

WAT U LAFIN AT
*ERCH*
???: নমস্কার Slender! why are আপনি walking on the road?
Slender: Reggie! umm... why are আপনি driving a camper?
Reggie: me and and my buds are going to Oregon for a vacation!
Lucius: really -_-
Me: what?
Slender: well we are going to Oregon also... could we tag along?!
Reggie: sure
Mrs. P: hello Slender
Slender: Mrs. P! why are আপনি not with Sally!
Mrs. P: she is with us
Sally: papa!
Slender: Sally!?
Lucius: আপনি know... I have a feeling that our luck will run out if we keep using it like this...
LJ: yeah... I think we already ran out... this bottle of ভদকা keeps refiling
Lucius: fuc*
???: নমস্কার Slender! why are আপনি walking on the road?
Slender: Reggie! umm... why are আপনি driving a camper?
Reggie: me and and my buds are going to Oregon for a vacation!
Lucius: really -_-
Me: what?
Slender: well we are going to Oregon also... could we tag along?!
Reggie: sure
Mrs. P: hello Slender
Slender: Mrs. P! why are আপনি not with Sally!
Mrs. P: she is with us
Sally: papa!
Slender: Sally!?
Lucius: আপনি know... I have a feeling that our luck will run out if we keep using it like this...
LJ: yeah... I think we already ran out... this bottle of ভদকা keeps refiling
Lucius: fuc*