Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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Credit to _lina_ and cinders, because they did it first. আরো credit to link because that's where this is from. _lina_ used the same one.

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Number 1: Someone tells আপনি অথবা he admits that he has hit women in the past. He has talked about his killing sprees, he has killed another woman (Yes, she is a vampire. Who cares?) in front of her. Check!

Number 2: He refers to all women he has dated in the past with derogatory terms. He may also refer to his mother using such terms as well. Not sure about checking this one অথবা not. He says she is the first one he dated, but then he talks of Tanya,...
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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but আরো often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would ভ্যাম্পায়ার go to high school?”, অথবা “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, অথবা can be logically theorized. These are usually followed দ্বারা “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, অথবা “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, অথবা my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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This প্রবন্ধ is not meant to offend. It is mostly comedy and uses examples from আরো fandoms then just Twilight. There will also be examples that tak lyke dis and capslock. So be careful when reading.

I'm sure we are all familiar with a fangirl. (Or fanboy, but they are different and we will not be discussing them today.) Put simply, fangirls are very, very, VERY big অনুরাগী of something. Twilight fangirls are obsessed with Twilight and will probably have as much Twilight merchandise as possible. A Bangel fangirl may eat আপনি in your sleep if আপনি are a hardcore Spuffy shipper, and a ফ্যানপপ fangirl...
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posted by JacobbBlackk
I am totally ignoring Breaking Dawn in this because Stephenie Meyer broke all the rules in there. [Vampires cant have children, they have no body fluids, etc etc]
Reasons i think Jacob is better for Bella than Edward is:
1. Edward/Bellas relationship is based on appearance. She is constantly talking about how good he looks, how velvety his voice is, how graceful he is, etc. She ব্যক্ত Jacob was beautiful once অথবা twice and called his new muscles impressive once অথবা that she is jealous of his tan skin. She thinks Edward is too good for her because she looks plain পরবর্তি to him. She thinks Jacob is too...
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After পাঠ করা the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" দ্বারা bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella রাজহাঁস a heroine. If আপনি do, আপনি have got a really great deal of imagination, অথবা a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight অনুরাগী would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?

No.

I say that the Cullens...
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In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like নমস্কার are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me আপনি freak আপনি tried to kill...
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posted by OCFan123
AHHHH! I just got my C.A.T. Medel! YAAAY! To celebrate, I decided to write an প্রবন্ধ about Breaking Dawn, since im not in school today!
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Okay. So I first got Breaking Dawn when I was a twi-hard fan, and I couldnt wait to read it! I was sure it would be great!
Boy, was I wrong.
The book was horrible. Just flat out horrible. I mean, I have read a lot of বই in my life than were not good, but this took the cake. Everything was just "blah"
I mean...characters were out of character, there was hardly even a plot, and I felt like I was পাঠ করা a cheap horror novel. I mean, through the whole thing...
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posted by renrae
Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked দ্বারা a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight অনুরাগী do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot অথবা any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...
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Preface:
I have read all বই and seen the movies.
Most importantly, the fact that it’s ফ্যান্টাসি doesn’t excuse the themes and messages in the book. Fiction is merely a vehicle humans developed to communicate important lessons, values and philosophies. I am not claiming any of the implications I discuss were intentional on SMeyer’s part. Whether অথবা not the লেখক অথবা readers are aware of it, though, the Twilight series communicates dangerous messages about what is acceptable অথবা admirable অথবা desirable.
Also, I highly recommend link. It’s long, but fascinating and deeper than the বই themselves....
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OK, I know আপনি guys are thinking: "What?! How dare you! Bella and Edward's প্রণয় is the best and most romantic প্রণয় of all times!111Elevntyone!!!1" And then, you're going to say I'm just some guy who hasn't read the books. I'm not. I'm a teenage girl, and I have read all the books. Even Bree Tanner and that bit of Midnight Sun on Meyer's website.

I'll just discuss the reasons why it's not true love.

Physical Attraction
...And আরো of it.
Picture this. Our great female lead is in an average high-school cafetaria, surrounded দ্বারা average, high school kids. It's noisy and loud, and she wishes she was...
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posted by XxGigglesxX
1. Twilight is the product of an immature writer. It reads like something out of my notebook from freshman year.
2. The only difference between Twilight and fanfiction.net is marginally better grammar.
3. And even that isn’t so great sometimes. English major fail.
4. I’ve read fanfiction that is lightyears better than Twitripe.
5. The prose is purple amethyst! Deep, luscious, dazzling amethyst that scintillates and glitters incandescently in the sun!
6. Not to mention, it’s also insanely repetitive.
7. THESAURUS ABUSE! Fancy words are not necessarily better words.
8. The storyline is trite and...
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posted by nuxi
{edited, added some stuff, just an informal consideration of a few of the arguments that support the accusation}

"Bella রাজহাঁস is a sociopath."

It’s an extreme statement, to be sure. However, it’s not one to be dismissed offhand, without consideration towards its arguments.

First, here are a couple definitions of the term sociopath.
-Random House Dictionary:
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility অথবা social conscience.
-American Heritage Dictionary of Cultural Literacy:
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal....
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I would like to note that anne ধান wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne গাউন it from stephanie __________________________________________________



1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank দ্বারা ভ্যাম্পায়ার but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The ভ্যাম্পায়ার skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...
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Source: Paramount and some 70s magazine