Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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After পাঠ করা the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" দ্বারা bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella রাজহাঁস a heroine. If আপনি do, আপনি have got a really great deal of imagination, অথবা a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight অনুরাগী would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?

No.

I say that the Cullens aren't নায়ক অথবা heroines because they are just so pathetic and lousy as heroes. They can't strategize at all and despite their many gifts, the villains get them all the time.

The Cullens aren't good নায়ক also because of their double standard. They claim to care for humans, but they don't. Sometimes, I think they have হারিয়ে গেছে focus and direction. Carlisle doesn't want to eat humans because he cares for them. That's very noble. But his children's actions have put humans in danger and they have come to see Carlisle's cause as something that is আরো for their own personal benefits than something to fight for.

Case in point:

Twilight: The game is between the SEVEN Cullens and the Unholy Trinity-James, Victoria and Laurent. In fact, Laurent quit and decided he didn't want to be part of it anymore. So, it's the SEVEN Cullens against two evil vampires. If that's not enough, they have a mind reader, a psychic, a strong dude, and an empath within their ranks. James and Victoria are severely outnumbered, and in any OTHER story, they would be vampire sashimi in a jiffy. But apparently not in this one. For some reason, James and Victoria manage to lead the Cullens in a wild রাজহংসী chase and very nearly get away with their game. Which leads me to the conclusion that the Cullens aren't the brightest bulbs in the toolshed.

New Moon- After Edward and Bella's reunion, the Volturi break for lunch. Edward and Alice could have stopped the Volturi from killing the poor innocent victims. But what do they do? Edward sits a frightened Bella on his lap and WHISPERS comforting things in her ear while a group of people are brutally murdered পরবর্তি door. If I were Bella, I would yell at Edward to go rescue them. If I were me, I call up Buffy and a few vampire slayers and wage war on the Volturi.

Breaking Dawn- This one takes the cake. The Cullens' blatant disregard for human life is shown when they invite non-vegetarian ভ্যাম্পায়ার to fight for them. Edward even lends his cars to the vamps. I don't like their double standard at all. For four books, Carlisle has been criticising the Volturi for eating humans. Then, in Breaking Dawn, he shuts both eyes and closes his ears to his বন্ধু eating humans. Suddenly, hunting humans are okay because his বন্ধু do it.

The Cullens: Heroes? Definitely not.
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In The Twilight Saga, 'la tua cantante' seems very little explained, and, personally, I'm not going to wait for SMeyer to answer the প্রশ্ন herself and dilute the whole phenomenon with her signature 'SMeyer Science'.
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This theory is the speculation of an untrained, inexpert child; I may be incorrect, I may not be. The purpose of this প্রবন্ধ is to broaden the field for speculation, intelligent discussion, অথবা correction on the blood that sings.

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This doesn't require very much knowledge of the basic anatomy of blood; all আপনি need to know is that it carries important stuff...
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ASmilingMenace goes through the 11 worst scenes in the Twilight movie.
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I'm not really sure if this is a good place to post this article. However, it is the though-provoking spot that has to do with twilight, and দ্বারা looking at the title, আপনি can tell this is for sure not a good প্রবন্ধ to put on the Twilight Spot.
Unless I want to get attacked of course.
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A few months ago, a very famous horror writer, Stephen King, criticized Stephanie Meyer and the Twilight Saga. If আপনি don't know Stephen King, he is a very known and famous horror writer. Some of his জনপ্রিয় বই are Carrie, The Shining, It, the Dark Tower Series, and plenty of more. Stephen King had ব্যক্ত about...
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Wow, I didn't know so many Twilight-in-5-second-thingies were out there, lol...
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A relationship of equals
I sat with my sister one day, watching Lord of the Rings, when this came to me.

I had just gotten into a heated বিতর্ক with one of my friends. When I gave my calm, simple, honest opinion about Twilight, she started yelling at me, telling me, "You just don't understand Kassie, আপনি just don't understand. আপনি just don't know..." and so on and I wanted to তীক্ষ্নভাবে her.

Well, as we watched the Fellowship of the Ring, I realized that Aragorn did the same thing as Edward in New Moon.

Now, before any Aragorn প্রেমী out there start yelling at me, let me explain!

I realized I didn't hate Aragorn for leaving...
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