I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, আপনি know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. আপনি throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. আপনি wear at least some black every day.

3. আপনি rip your clothes on purpose.

4. আপনি call people আপনি don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. আপনি yell "CRUCIO!" at people when আপনি get mad.

6. আপনি carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" অথবা an "L", আপনি accidentally type out a Bellatrix অথবা a Lestrange instead.

9. আপনি think her birthday should...

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1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate পরবর্তি to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him আপনি গাউন his teddy bear.

8. Tell him আপনি won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him আপনি were just kidding and ব্যক্ত teddy ভালুক has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak...

A handy-dandy Wikihow প্রবন্ধ on how to make a horcrux, for all আপনি aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
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1. Become an extremely powerful witch অথবা wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide আপনি should not attempt to create a horcrux until আপনি can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...