What did the clock say to the other clock?

You're TICKING me off!

Do আপনি get it? Was it funny? No? Too bad, this article's going to be FULL of it. XD

Welcome to Operation: Cringefest, a new yearly series for April Fools দিন where I খুঁজুন for the most cringe-worthy puns ever. Are আপনি ready? I was fucking BORN ready.

IT'S TIME TO GET-



"Now class, I'd like আপনি all to welcome our guest speaker.....

And his friend, Mike"

This microphone pun made me fall out of my chair. It's so bad... But it's clever at the same time.

Now all we need is a stereo pun and we can get this cringefest REALLY going. :D...

*Insert obligatory bad-word and opinion warning here*

So at this point I’m pretty sure that I’ve already mentioned numerous characters being my favorite, and I thought it was about time that I made a তালিকা on that particular subject. Think of it like my জীবন্ত characters list, only on ALL THE STEROIDS! =D

But yeah, I’ve always loved a ton of fictional characters, and I’ve had this idea for quite a little while now, so why not? Also keep in mind this is going to be a HUGE list. After all, such a special topic deserves to have a great article, right?

And now... Ladies and gentlemen, boys and...

Well, 2015 is finally over. I can't believe it, this has been such an amazing বছর for me. So many great things happened, I learned SO much, and made a lot আরো friends.

Online-wise, I'm much better at creating content. I've made some GREAT content that's both informative and funny, and my organization is MILES better.

I met so many new people on here, it's just insane. I want to thank everyone who's ever fanned me, and everyone who's had a great time hanging out with me, as well as those who enjoy পাঠ করা my content.

In real life, I made a lot of new friends, learned a ton, and really grew both...

নমস্কার everyone, Jared here again with another update. Now you're probably wondering where the Hell I've been for the past week অথবা so, and I'll answer that now.

1. I'm STILL screwing around with my বড়দিন stuff. XD

2. Just taking a break from all the High School and article-making BS for a little while. (Not that article-creation isn't fun.)

3. I've been planning something for quite a while now, and I've also started working on it since around the beginning of last week.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, moles and trolls alike, I am happy to announce that all January 2016, I'll be doing my...

Welp, here I am once again, sitting in my rather annoying squeaky desk-chair all alone, ranting about terrible fan-fictions that nobody cares about at goddamned Midnight.

Yep, Toxic Fanfic Reviews is finally back, along with a new name and a fresh new start.

And since বড়দিন is right around the corner, I thought it'd be a good idea to review a fan-fiction aptly named "Our Christmas". আপনি know, because NOBODY plans on doing anything special for Christmas.

I'M SO ORIGINAL! ^____^

But yeah, let's get straight into this one and see if it's really as bad as we think it is.

Created on January 9th 2011...

First off, an explanation.

If আপনি have no idea what I'm talking about, then hear me out. Toxic Fanfic Reviews was a precious old series of mine where I reviewed terrible fan-fictions. and after re-reading all of them, I've been inspired to start the entire thing over. But why did I stop in the first place? Well......

Toxic Fanfic Reviews Episode One was pretty bad. The entire thing was just me moaning "OH MY GERD THIS IS SO DISTURBIN N BAD! D:" And it wasn't really enjoyable at all.

One দিন later, I decided to make Episode 2. Only there was a problem, I couldn't copy/paste. AT ALL.

I assume...

আপনি know, the 80's was probably the absolute BEST time for music. Seriously, we got SO many amazing hits in that one decade it's not even funny. And I'm NOT kidding when I say that a TON of my পছন্দ songs come from that very decade, including Refugee দ্বারা Tom Petty, Land Of Confusion দ্বারা Genesis, the Tainted প্রণয় Cover দ্বারা Soft Cell, the তালিকা is practically ENDLESS.

And here's one of the SILLIEST and yet most FUN songs I've ever listened to. Ladies and gentle, boys and girls, moles and trolls alike, welcome to Song Sanctuary, where we take a look at the most classic of the classics. Today's review,...

(Short Synopsis: This is YET ANOTHER new series of mine. XD In it we discuss hated characters from cartoons/anime and see if they're guilty, innocent, অথবা should get the ULTIMATE penalty! Hope আপনি enjoy it as much as I had fun creating it. :D)

Louise: LET ME GO, LET ME GO, LET ME GOOOO! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! >___<

Guards: Come on, we never ব্যক্ত আপনি did! Solar Gear just wanted to see you, we swear!

Louise: Fine, but if one of আপনি nimrods are lying to me, you'll be broiled alive....

Guards: *She's scary.... o____O*

A little bit later....

Solar Gear: Today's subject is none other than Louise...

নমস্কার THERE, I'M DAN DUMBASS! :D THE ONLY TROLL IN EXISTINZE TO BE A CRITIC! YAY!! IM SO COOLZX! ^___^

Mother: No আপনি aren't, আপনি goddamn dumbass. -____-

Dan: SHUT UP MOM! >___<

SO DA OTHER DAYZAS I WATCHD DIS AWSUM SHOWZ CALLED THE... UH, ADVENTRS, SONIC.... I CAN'T REMEMBER DAMMIT!

BUT IT WAS SO AMAZINGTASTICTACULAR! ^___^ I LUV DA CHARACTERS, SO ONE-DIMENSIONAL AND BLAND! :D

Mother: Kind of like you! ;D

Dan: SHUT UP MOM!!!! >______<

AND DA ANIMATIN IS AMAZINCOOLSUM! THEY REALLY SPENZT A LOTTA TIM ON DA ANIMATION, YA KNOWZ! :D

MAN, THE COUNTLEZZ NIGHTS DEY MUSTA SPENT MAKING JUSTA SINGL...

(WARNING: Cussing is present in this article. If that turns আপনি off in any way, please leave now. Although it’s not everywhere, আপনি should still be aware of it. Thank you.)

Well, it may not seem like it, but MAN have I changed a ton since my first জীবন্ত Openings article. My লেখা is আরো organized, I’m smarter now, and of course, I’ve watched আরো anime.

So much to the point where an average human being would consider it absolutely terrifying. ^__^

And yeah, that old তালিকা is REALLY starting to get outdated, so enjoy my brand new REMAKE of my শীর্ষ 10 জীবন্ত Openings!

There will be a lot of...