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শীর্ষ 55 Funny Things Your Dog Would Say If He Could Talk

posted by dinu12

1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! আপনি threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! আপনি only wish আপনি could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like বেকন and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont আপনি fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...

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You're My Dog - A Poem for "Fetch"

posted by Dearheart

My dog, Fetch. (Isn't he cute?)

This is a poem I wrote for my dog when I was twelve years old. He's a dumb but adorable black lab named Fetch (even though he DOESN'T fetch) and he used to get into all sorts of trouble. It took my mom four years to finally get to like him. He's 8 years old now...and still as puppyish as ever!

You shed black hair
But I don't care.
আপনি run away
But that's okay.
You're a dull-headed kind
But I don't mind -
'Cause you're my dog.

আপনি beg at the table
Whenever you're able.
আপনি track mud on the floor
Then আপনি track in some more.
Oh the mischief আপনি do!
But I still প্রণয় আপনি -
'Cause you're my dog.

Owney

posted by laura1233214

It’s generally believed that Owney’s original owner was a mail clerk because, just as Bob the Railway dog was obsessed with trains, Owney loved the scent and texture of mail bags and followed them দ্বারা land, train, অথবা নৌকা wherever they went. When Owney’s owner left for whatever reason, Owney stayed behind at the post office with his precious mailbags. After a while, Owney began to follow the bags, first in mail wagons and then on mail trains. He started to rack up miles, traveling through the county, then the state, and finally the whole United States. Mail clerks were happy to let him...

Bud Nelson

posted by laura1233214

Just one look at Bud Nelson is enough to tell আপনি that he was the greatest dog who ever lived. He’s an old-timey dog wearing goggles in a scratchy black-and-white photo—if he hadn’t existed, he would have been dreamed up for a steampunk novel অথবা Bioshock game. The human in the ছবি is Bud Nelson’s owner, a doctor called Horatio Nelson. Horatio was the first man to ক্রুশ America দ্বারা car in the বছর 1903, with his hilariously named co-driver Sewall K. Crocker and, of course, Bud. That made Bud the first dog to ক্রুশ the United States দ্বারা car.At the time, the automobile was still in its...

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Hachiko: 'A Dog's Story'

posted by yoki96

Hachikō

Hachikō (born November 10, 1923–March 8, 1935), known in Japanese as chūken Hachikō (忠犬ハチ公?, "faithful dog Hachikō" ('hachi' meaning 'eight', a number referring to the dog's birth order in the litter, and 'kō,' meaning prince অথবা duke)), was an Akita dog born on a farm near the city of Ōdate, Akita Prefecture, remembered for his loyalty to his owner, even many years after his owner's death.

In 1924, Hidesaburō Ueno, a professor in the agriculture department at the বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় of Tokyo took in Hachikō as a pet. During his owner's life Hachikō greeted him at the end of the day...

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stop killing dogs!

posted by 220340

people are so mean to dogs. lots of people kill সারমেয় for meat. that is so cruel. people give সারমেয় so little of খাবার and not alot of মহাকাশ for them to run. people hang সারমেয় till they are dead. that is mean! i প্রণয় সারমেয় and other people প্রণয় then too! what do people think they are when they kill dogs!?! it is just so mean and cruel! who knows how many সারমেয় people kill each day, mouths, and years! people should never never never kill a dog! it is just so mean and cruel! it should be a law that NO ONE can change! it should be PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER KILL ANY ANIAMAL! CATS, DOGS, FISH, WE SHAW NEVER KILL THEM! and if someone kills any aniamal, they should get arrested! i hate to see সারমেয় die, অথবা any animal die. it is sad, mean, and cruel to kill dogs! people should stop it right away! also people make them aggressive before thay kill them! SO MEAN!

cute and furry never kill them

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My Dog Benn

posted by Becca-Amyx

নমস্কার everyone, i have a gorgeous dog named Ben, who i have had much before i was born due to my mum buying benny 2 years before i was born. He is a black labradore, around 100 years old iin dog years and has got suspected diabeties and is deaf.Ben is the best pet anyone could ask for. দ্বারা the way ben isnt into jumping around and licking peopple, he just has a nice personality. Just recently, Ben was attacked দ্বারা 2 very vicious সারমেয় which lived 2 houses up from us. We were about to leave for school, until Ben raced out the gate. he noticed 2 big সারমেয় roaming around up the hill, so like any other...

Pickles

posted by laura1233214

In 1966, the World Cup was being held in England which, to the English, was kind of a big deal. Maybe the reason they were taking it so seriously was because they had a feeling they might win—which they did—so আপনি can imagine how bummed they were when the World Cup was stolen just four months before the matches started. There was a frenzy to find the cup and avoid international embarrassment, and it was eventually found দ্বারা a plucky স্কটল্যাণ্ডের লোমশ কুকুর named Pickles. Pickles was being walked দ্বারা his owner when he sniffed something out in the bushes—what Pickles had found was the missing World Cup.In...

Bummer And Lazarus

posted by laura1233214

In the 1860s, two stray সারমেয় called Bummer and Lazarus were প্রদত্ত the run of the city of San Francisco at a time when any other stray dog would have been rounded up and thrown in the pound. But Bummer and Lazarus were different—they were celebrities. The newspapers of the দিন reported their doggy exploits as if they were Posh and Becks অথবা Brad and Angelina. If they got into a fight with rival dogs, the papers often printed an exaggerated account of it the পরবর্তি day, complete with eyewitness testimony and a dramatized cartoon of the event. Even Mark Twain took time out from working on Huckleberry...

How to Take Care of কুকুরছানা

posted by dinu12

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Make sure that the কুকুরছানা আপনি are getting is right for you. Does its কোট suit your climate? Is it small enough to live in your apartment? Do its energy levels suit the amount of exercise it will get? These are all important প্রশ্ন to answer to ensure the well-being of your কুকুরছানা and the সামগ্রিক happiness of your household.

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Puppy-proof your house. কুকুরছানা প্রণয় to explore with their mouths, so to keep your কুকুরছানা and your house safe, you'll need to take a few precautions. Remove breakable items from the area where আপনি plan to keep your puppy. Keep all electrical cords raised অথবা covered and...

Rolf

posted by laura1233214

Rolf was either the smartest dog in history অথবা the center of a scam that fooled a nation—specifically Nazi Germany. Either way, then, he was pretty awesome. According to the Nazis, Rolf could talk. To put this into context, the Nazis backed a lot of hair-brained schemes during World War II, and one of the most hair-brained was trying to train an army of super-intelligent সারমেয় to share their ideals.The smartest of these “super dogs” was Rolf. Apparently, Rolf was able to talk দ্বারা tapping his paw against a board and using a sort of special dog Morse code to communicate with humans. It was...

Barry

posted by laura1233214

The Saint Bernard is a dog that was specifically bred for a single purpose—to খুঁজুন and rescue. Monks at the Saint Bernard Pass, a dangerous, snowy divide between Switzerland and Italy, bred them for hundreds of years—perhaps even as far back as 1695—to rescue travelers who got হারিয়ে গেছে and buried in the snow. They traveled in pairs so that when they found a victim, one dog could dig them out and sit on them for warmth while the other headed back to the monastery for help. Which brings us to the সেকেন্ড Saint Bernard on our list—Barry, who saved 40 people’s lives over the course of 12...

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Fido

posted by laura1233214

There are plenty of stories of সারমেয় who stood vigil for dead masters for years afterward. Among the most well-known loyal সারমেয় were Hachiko, from Japan, and Greyfriars Bobby, from Scotland. Hachiko and Greyfriars Bobby have had numerous বই and even films made about them. But the loyal dog who was most famous during his own lifetime is probably the least well-known. Fido was born in Italy sometime during World War II. He was found on the verge of death দ্বারা a kiln worker who took him প্রথমপাতা and nursed him back to health. And for this, he’d have Fido’s unwavering loyalty for the rest of his...

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Bob The Railway Dog

posted by laura1233214

Bob was born in South Australia in 1882, and for some reason he loved trains. He spent the early years of his life as a stray, following railway workers to work, until he was rounded up দ্বারা a dogcatcher. It looked as if he was destined for the pound, but luckily for Bob he was bought দ্বারা a kindly station guard who’d taken a liking to him. It worked out well, as his new master allowed him to ride the train with him in the guard’s অগ্রদূত every day. But, eventually, his master got a promotion and he and Bob parted ways. Then Bob started to jump trains alone.Bob traveled up and down Southern Australia,...

সারমেয় are mistreated every single day.

posted by AbbyBo

সারমেয় are abused every single day, why আপনি may ask? Because most dog owners are evil adults who think they can get a dog to do whatever they want the dog to do. Well, i'm here to say that that we need to stop dog bullying! সারমেয় get abused over 71%! Don't আপনি think that this is wrong? because i do. সারমেয় are not slaves, they are like us, free to do whatever they want (except going potty in the house of course) So we need to stop being mean to our beloved জন্তু জানোয়ার and treat them like friends. In our store called dog ......., some of the সারমেয় are actually scared with the humans becuase they think they are going to get hit like the পূর্ববর্তি owner, but with our kind and loving employees they know that they will get loved and they become happy. we need to start filling this word with Happy dogs!!! give a big thumbs up and leave a মতামত below if আপনি agree with this article!

(if আপনি have a different option than go ahead and share it with us! i প্রণয় hearing other's options in stories.)

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My friend got a dog, and then got rid of it! WHY!?

posted by Flo3900

My friend got a new কুকুরছানা dog over the weekend. It was a little Malamute too! He was only young and excited. And within a week they had already got rid of him! Why? Just because he had bit her on the toe! It was only a little scratch and it didn't bleed. I thought they'd keep him cause they've already got like, 5 dogs! But no! They got rid of him. Seriously?! They've also got about 20 lizards and snakes. They've never put one of their snakes down just because it bit them! I just hope the little কুকুরছানা is OK and they haven't put him to sleep...

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THE SICK & EVIL TRUTH ABOUT PET FOOD,S দ্বারা BOLTPUP.

posted by boltpup

IN PET FOODS THEY USE DEAD সারমেয় & মার্জার EVEN ROAD KILL & PETS THAT HAVE BEEN PUT DOWN দ্বারা A VET SOME TIMES IN SHELTER,S THEY PUT DOWN সারমেয় & মার্জার JUST TO MAKE PET খাবার & IT,S ALL OK TO THEM TO KILL PETS TO MAKE PET খাবার THIS UPSET,S ME BIG TIME WHAT IS IN OUR PETS খাবার I THOUGHT PET খাবার WAS MADE OF COW & STUFF BUT IT,S NOT ONLY SO MUCH % IS COW MEAT & THE OTHER IS DOG & CAT MEAT WHAT IS THE WORLD COMEING TO I DONT KNOW BUT TODAY IT,S A DOG EAT DOG WORLD IT,S SICK . , .

Big world's animal Tournament chapter 1-intro

posted by Deadheart3

MY AVATAR! YAY!

Big world's animal Tournament is a six book series, created দ্বারা SSJ2deadheart, a.k.a Deadheart3. This is only an intro, so if আপনি want the story, it will be up shortly. Also, this may contain SPOILERS! আপনি have been warned.

Name-Kaito Age-14
Apperance-Canide, black eyes, brown/orange fur, 5"1, and usually...stern.
Description- Kaito is 14 when first introduced in the series, the only time আপনি actually see him in a younger age, is in B.W.A.T. Ace and Kaito: A look under the fur. Kaito is mostly described as the normal teenager, just a bit different. Kaito acts YEARS আরো mature than his age, and...

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Funny Dog Pictures!

posted by Emily_is_COOl

Says, "your are now under its spell, do not attempt to drive অথবা operate heavy machinery."

Says, "your are now under its spell, do not attempt to drive or operate heavy machinery."

This is a তালিকা of লিঙ্ক of funny dog pictures!!!

PICTURE LINK:

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and

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don't forget

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and this

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okay, one more

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Hope আপনি liked it? If আপনি have আরো pictures post the link in the মতামত section and I will be happy to look at it! (videos are also allowed!)

True dat, true dat!

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Tallest dog in the world

posted by keninv

George is in the গিনেস Book of World Records for a reason. This Great Dane is the largest dog in the world.

He made it into the book because he is over 7 ft tall and weighs 245 pounds. He is the 'Greatest Dane' around!Just think about how much George eats per day! His owner, David Nasser, has to feed him about 110 lbs. of chow each month.

Can আপনি imagine what a stir he causes when David takes George for a walk in the neighborhood? One thing is fore sure, none of the other সারমেয় are sure to mess with him. When আপনি are a dog as big as Giant George, other pups প্রদর্শনী some respect!