I found this funny joke দ্বারা পাঠ করা a book called "chat...chat...chat!". This is only a joke okay? I'm not really serious of what I wrote here.
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Let's face it-english is a crazy language.
There's no egg in বেগুন অথবা ham in hamburger.
There is neither আপেল nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins were not made in England.
French টোস্ট and French fries? Nope, not form France.
Quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,and a guinea pig is neither from guinea nor it is a pig.
And why it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce,...