Rachel: Mr. Schuester, do আপনি have any idea how ridiculous it is to give the lead solo in "Sit Down, You're Rocking the Boat" to a boy in a wheelchair?
Artie: I think Mr. Schue's using irony to enhance the performance.
Rachel: There's *nothing* ironic about প্রদর্শনী choir! (Pilot)
The আরো time Rachel storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has. (Preggers)
(Talking about boys beating girls) We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God. (Vitamin D)
Puck, with respect, you're আরো helpful when আপনি don't contribute. (Vitamin D)
(To Finn about his newfound energy) Has your soul been taken over দ্বারা caffeinated মহাকাশ aliens? (Vitamin D)
(To Tina upon his accident) But I want to be very clear... I still have the use of my penis. (Wheels)
(To Rachel) You're irritating. But don't take that personally. (Wheels)
Artie: I'd প্রণয় to be in the ছবি Rachel, but I'd be sitting and you'd be standing, and it throws off the whole composition!
Rachel: I'll lean over.
Artie: But, if আপনি lean over, it'll look like আপনি have stomach rolls.
Rachel: On সেকেন্ড thought, I don't think you're leadership material, Artie!
Artie: *points to self* Follower. (Mattress)
Mercedes: What's a "patriotic" wedgie?
Finn: It's when they hoist আপনি up the flagpole দ্বারা your undies.
Artie: Strangely, it did make me feel আরো American. (Mattress)
(Talking to Rachel about Run Joey Run) আপনি had me at sex tape. How can I help? (Bad Reputation)
(Talking about trying to get a reputation) We have to do what we've been dreading. Something আরো terrifying than Rachel's personality. (Bad Reputation)
I sound like someone put tap shoes on a horse then shot it. (Dream On)
Tina: আপনি ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie: I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman. (Audition)
(About Sam) Finn: I like this kid.
Artie: I like his confidence. But the Bieber cut's gotta go. (Audition)
(To Coach Beiste about football) I really want to play. I want my girlfriend back and... I want abs. (Audition)
(After Brittany says she's into Artie) Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought আপনি were a robot. (Duets)
Sam: Chicken, egg whites, fish-no salmon, oatmeal, brown ধান but not after 6 PM, no মাখন অথবা oil, and no soda...
Finn: That’s all আপনি eat?
Sam: Ain’t no carpool lane to sexy.
Artie: Damn straight. (Rocky Horror স্বতস্ফূর্ত Show)
(To Santana and Brittany, following Puck's advice) All I can say is that I don’t want a long-term relationship with either of you; especially Brittany since I’m not in প্রণয় with her. (Never Been Kissed)
(About Sam punching Karofsky) Mike: Dude´s a mad animal!
Artie: He´s a manimal. (Furt)
(To Tina upon talking about a problem) Is the problem your outfit? আপনি look like a cheerleader zombie corpse. (Special Education)
I told my parents I only want one thing for বড়দিন this year: stop friending me on Facebook. (A Very স্বতস্ফূর্ত Christmas)
Brittany was the only person we could find on short notice. We bribed her with Dots. (A Night of Neglect)
(To Sunshine) Seriously, with your size, আপনি could easily sit in the air ducts for days. (A Night of Neglect)
Artie: I think Mr. Schue's using irony to enhance the performance.
Rachel: There's *nothing* ironic about প্রদর্শনী choir! (Pilot)
The আরো time Rachel storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has. (Preggers)
(Talking about boys beating girls) We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God. (Vitamin D)
Puck, with respect, you're আরো helpful when আপনি don't contribute. (Vitamin D)
(To Finn about his newfound energy) Has your soul been taken over দ্বারা caffeinated মহাকাশ aliens? (Vitamin D)
(To Tina upon his accident) But I want to be very clear... I still have the use of my penis. (Wheels)
(To Rachel) You're irritating. But don't take that personally. (Wheels)
Artie: I'd প্রণয় to be in the ছবি Rachel, but I'd be sitting and you'd be standing, and it throws off the whole composition!
Rachel: I'll lean over.
Artie: But, if আপনি lean over, it'll look like আপনি have stomach rolls.
Rachel: On সেকেন্ড thought, I don't think you're leadership material, Artie!
Artie: *points to self* Follower. (Mattress)
Mercedes: What's a "patriotic" wedgie?
Finn: It's when they hoist আপনি up the flagpole দ্বারা your undies.
Artie: Strangely, it did make me feel আরো American. (Mattress)
(Talking to Rachel about Run Joey Run) আপনি had me at sex tape. How can I help? (Bad Reputation)
(Talking about trying to get a reputation) We have to do what we've been dreading. Something আরো terrifying than Rachel's personality. (Bad Reputation)
I sound like someone put tap shoes on a horse then shot it. (Dream On)
Tina: আপনি ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie: I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman. (Audition)
(About Sam) Finn: I like this kid.
Artie: I like his confidence. But the Bieber cut's gotta go. (Audition)
(To Coach Beiste about football) I really want to play. I want my girlfriend back and... I want abs. (Audition)
(After Brittany says she's into Artie) Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought আপনি were a robot. (Duets)
Sam: Chicken, egg whites, fish-no salmon, oatmeal, brown ধান but not after 6 PM, no মাখন অথবা oil, and no soda...
Finn: That’s all আপনি eat?
Sam: Ain’t no carpool lane to sexy.
Artie: Damn straight. (Rocky Horror স্বতস্ফূর্ত Show)
(To Santana and Brittany, following Puck's advice) All I can say is that I don’t want a long-term relationship with either of you; especially Brittany since I’m not in প্রণয় with her. (Never Been Kissed)
(About Sam punching Karofsky) Mike: Dude´s a mad animal!
Artie: He´s a manimal. (Furt)
(To Tina upon talking about a problem) Is the problem your outfit? আপনি look like a cheerleader zombie corpse. (Special Education)
I told my parents I only want one thing for বড়দিন this year: stop friending me on Facebook. (A Very স্বতস্ফূর্ত Christmas)
Brittany was the only person we could find on short notice. We bribed her with Dots. (A Night of Neglect)
(To Sunshine) Seriously, with your size, আপনি could easily sit in the air ducts for days. (A Night of Neglect)