(Sam, Mercedes, and Quinn are in a classroom having a conversation together. A student, Joe, is standing outside making sure he came to the right place.)
Joe's Thoughts: From what I've seen so far, this school seems okay. The most awkward moment is when people are looking at me, wondering why the homeless dude with the গিটার came here. Well, I'm not homeless. I can care less about what they say. If there's one thing God taught me, it's that আপনি don't need fancy things to be happy. It's just love. In fact, he's the reason why I'm going to যোগদান the God Squad team. Okay...here we go.
(The door swings open. Mercedes looks up and sees Joe with his guitar. Sam and Quinn look up as well. Quinn seems to be drawn দ্বারা his physical appearance.)
Mercedes: Name, please.
Joe: Joe...Joe Hart.
Quinn (leaning to Sam, whispering): He's the kid that I saw at the lockers the other day. I told you, Sam.
(Sam takes one strange look at Joe. He seemed to have worn an old শার্ট with some jeans and sandals, and his hair was out on his head.)
Sam (whispering to Quinn): Wanna explain to me why there's a huge বিষাক্ত মাকড়সা sitting on his head?
Quinn (gritting her teeth, punching Sam in the arm, whispering): Shut it, Sam!
Mercedes: Enough, আপনি two!
Quinn (rolling her eyes): Fine.
Sam (to Joe): So...why যোগদান the club?
Joe: Well, first, I want to যোগদান something in school that involves interaction with other students. I mean, I was homeschooled, so I really don't know much about everyone else in the outside world.
Sam (critically): সেকেন্ড reason.
Mercedes (annoyed): Sam.
Joe: I'm a child of God, like everyone around me is. I'm all for প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে প্রণয় for God right back, আপনি know?
(Quinn smiles. Sam is still looking at Joe critically.)
Sam: So...you mind telling us about yourself?
Joe (pushing his hair back): Well, each one of my dreads represents a book in the Bible. I walk with no shoes on most of the time, and we don't have much at প্রথমপাতা so I just wear these sandals. I also know how to sing and play guitar.
Mercedes: Seems as if যীশু gave আপনি talent.
Quinn (gazing at Joe): Praise.
Mercedes (smiling): Well, you're going to like this club. But if আপনি want to really প্রদর্শনী প্রণয় for God, আপনি should really spread to the students at this school first. Everyone here seems to have shown some kind of hatred. I can't even imagine how many slushie facials there have been since my freshman year.
(Quinn nodded in agreement and turned back to Joe. He seemed confused as to what a slushie facial was.)
Joe: Slushie facial?
Mercedes: The important thing is that the দেবদূত above would be glad that আপনি have joined with us. We're going to perform for couples on Valentine's Day.
Joe (eager): Really?
Quinn: Yeah, offer our services.
Joe: Awesome.
(The পরবর্তি day, 6 আরো days until Valentine's Day, everyone is in the lunch room. All members of the God Squad share a টেবিল together. One student almost bumps his tray into Joe, and starts laughing. Then he whispers to his friend পরবর্তি to him. Joe rubs his slightly sore head.)
Joe: Man, you're right. These people...well, প্রদর্শনী off a lot of hatred.
Mercedes: Do আপনি see what I mean? আপনি can't go anywhere without someone doing something terrible to you.
Joe: I can see that.
(At that moment, Finn rushes over. Trying to catch his breath, he stands towards Mercedes, trying to say something to her.)
Mercedes: Oh, Finn. Are আপনি here to request a song for us to sing to Rachel for Valentine's Day?
Finn (shaking his head): God, no. Why would I do that?
Joe: Harsh.
Sam: Because she still cares about you, and it's almost Valentine's Day. It's about time you...like, প্রদর্শনী love, right?
Quinn: Preach.
Finn: I'm here to make a request, but it's not just for Rachel; it's for the whole স্বতস্ফূর্ত club. আপনি just said, Sam, that it's time to প্রদর্শনী love.
Sam: Dang, I did just say that, didn't I?
Finn: So I want to do something for everyone. And I may not be in প্রণয় with Rachel অথবা anything, but she's still a friend to me.
Joe (nodding): Way to প্রদর্শনী প্রণয় for all your friends, Finn. That's what Hebrews 13:16 actually says; "Don't neglect to do good and to share what আপনি have, for such sacrifices are pleasing to God." I call an amen to that.
Finn (impressed, turning to Mercedes): The boy's smart. (Mercedes nods.) So, will আপনি do it?
Mercedes (to Sam, Quinn, and Joe): Well...agreement, guys?
Quinn, Sam, and Joe: Agreement.
(Finn reaches his hand out to shake with Sam and Joe.)
Finn: Thanks, guys so much.
Sam: Don't just thank us; thank God for letting us all live.
Joe (throws a fist in the air): Praise.
Quinn (dazed, looking at Joe): I'm 100% attracted to আপনি right now.
(Finn walks away happily, leaving The God Squad to finish lunch. Over at another table, Rory and Artie are having lunch with Mike, Puck, and Tina. Rory notices Joe at the other table.)
Rory (to Artie): I don't know why, but I think I knew him before.
Artie: You've met dread heads in Ireland?
Rory: No, but...I could've sworn I've seen him before.
Artie (awkwardly): Weird...
Okay, here ya go. What do আপনি think?
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Two!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Four!!!
Joe's Thoughts: From what I've seen so far, this school seems okay. The most awkward moment is when people are looking at me, wondering why the homeless dude with the গিটার came here. Well, I'm not homeless. I can care less about what they say. If there's one thing God taught me, it's that আপনি don't need fancy things to be happy. It's just love. In fact, he's the reason why I'm going to যোগদান the God Squad team. Okay...here we go.
(The door swings open. Mercedes looks up and sees Joe with his guitar. Sam and Quinn look up as well. Quinn seems to be drawn দ্বারা his physical appearance.)
Mercedes: Name, please.
Joe: Joe...Joe Hart.
Quinn (leaning to Sam, whispering): He's the kid that I saw at the lockers the other day. I told you, Sam.
(Sam takes one strange look at Joe. He seemed to have worn an old শার্ট with some jeans and sandals, and his hair was out on his head.)
Sam (whispering to Quinn): Wanna explain to me why there's a huge বিষাক্ত মাকড়সা sitting on his head?
Quinn (gritting her teeth, punching Sam in the arm, whispering): Shut it, Sam!
Mercedes: Enough, আপনি two!
Quinn (rolling her eyes): Fine.
Sam (to Joe): So...why যোগদান the club?
Joe: Well, first, I want to যোগদান something in school that involves interaction with other students. I mean, I was homeschooled, so I really don't know much about everyone else in the outside world.
Sam (critically): সেকেন্ড reason.
Mercedes (annoyed): Sam.
Joe: I'm a child of God, like everyone around me is. I'm all for প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে প্রণয় for God right back, আপনি know?
(Quinn smiles. Sam is still looking at Joe critically.)
Sam: So...you mind telling us about yourself?
Joe (pushing his hair back): Well, each one of my dreads represents a book in the Bible. I walk with no shoes on most of the time, and we don't have much at প্রথমপাতা so I just wear these sandals. I also know how to sing and play guitar.
Mercedes: Seems as if যীশু gave আপনি talent.
Quinn (gazing at Joe): Praise.
Mercedes (smiling): Well, you're going to like this club. But if আপনি want to really প্রদর্শনী প্রণয় for God, আপনি should really spread to the students at this school first. Everyone here seems to have shown some kind of hatred. I can't even imagine how many slushie facials there have been since my freshman year.
(Quinn nodded in agreement and turned back to Joe. He seemed confused as to what a slushie facial was.)
Joe: Slushie facial?
Mercedes: The important thing is that the দেবদূত above would be glad that আপনি have joined with us. We're going to perform for couples on Valentine's Day.
Joe (eager): Really?
Quinn: Yeah, offer our services.
Joe: Awesome.
(The পরবর্তি day, 6 আরো days until Valentine's Day, everyone is in the lunch room. All members of the God Squad share a টেবিল together. One student almost bumps his tray into Joe, and starts laughing. Then he whispers to his friend পরবর্তি to him. Joe rubs his slightly sore head.)
Joe: Man, you're right. These people...well, প্রদর্শনী off a lot of hatred.
Mercedes: Do আপনি see what I mean? আপনি can't go anywhere without someone doing something terrible to you.
Joe: I can see that.
(At that moment, Finn rushes over. Trying to catch his breath, he stands towards Mercedes, trying to say something to her.)
Mercedes: Oh, Finn. Are আপনি here to request a song for us to sing to Rachel for Valentine's Day?
Finn (shaking his head): God, no. Why would I do that?
Joe: Harsh.
Sam: Because she still cares about you, and it's almost Valentine's Day. It's about time you...like, প্রদর্শনী love, right?
Quinn: Preach.
Finn: I'm here to make a request, but it's not just for Rachel; it's for the whole স্বতস্ফূর্ত club. আপনি just said, Sam, that it's time to প্রদর্শনী love.
Sam: Dang, I did just say that, didn't I?
Finn: So I want to do something for everyone. And I may not be in প্রণয় with Rachel অথবা anything, but she's still a friend to me.
Joe (nodding): Way to প্রদর্শনী প্রণয় for all your friends, Finn. That's what Hebrews 13:16 actually says; "Don't neglect to do good and to share what আপনি have, for such sacrifices are pleasing to God." I call an amen to that.
Finn (impressed, turning to Mercedes): The boy's smart. (Mercedes nods.) So, will আপনি do it?
Mercedes (to Sam, Quinn, and Joe): Well...agreement, guys?
Quinn, Sam, and Joe: Agreement.
(Finn reaches his hand out to shake with Sam and Joe.)
Finn: Thanks, guys so much.
Sam: Don't just thank us; thank God for letting us all live.
Joe (throws a fist in the air): Praise.
Quinn (dazed, looking at Joe): I'm 100% attracted to আপনি right now.
(Finn walks away happily, leaving The God Squad to finish lunch. Over at another table, Rory and Artie are having lunch with Mike, Puck, and Tina. Rory notices Joe at the other table.)
Rory (to Artie): I don't know why, but I think I knew him before.
Artie: You've met dread heads in Ireland?
Rory: No, but...I could've sworn I've seen him before.
Artie (awkwardly): Weird...
Okay, here ya go. What do আপনি think?
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Two!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Four!!!
American version
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (hold then)(pause), which nobody can deny
Which nobody can deny, which nobody can deny
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (hold then)(pause), which nobody can deny!
British and Australian version
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (pause), and so say all of us
And so say all of us, and so say all of us
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (pause), and so say all of us
and so say all of us
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (hold then)(pause), which nobody can deny
Which nobody can deny, which nobody can deny
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (hold then)(pause), which nobody can deny!
British and Australian version
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (pause), and so say all of us
And so say all of us, and so say all of us
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (pause), and so say all of us
and so say all of us
আপনি make me weep and wanna die, just when আপনি ব্যক্ত we'd try
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other
When I'm alone, all দ্বারা myself, your out with someone else
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other
You're tearing me apart, every every day
You're tearing me apart, oh what can I say
You're tearing me apart
It won't be long yet, 'til you're alone
When your lover, oh he hasn't come home
'Cos he's lovin', ooh he's touchin', he's squeezin' another
He's tearin' আপনি apart, oh every every day
He's tearin' আপনি apart, oh girl what can আপনি say
'Cos he's lovin', touchin' another, now it's your turn, girl, to cry
Na na na na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na na, na na na na na...
(repeats0
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other
When I'm alone, all দ্বারা myself, your out with someone else
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other
You're tearing me apart, every every day
You're tearing me apart, oh what can I say
You're tearing me apart
It won't be long yet, 'til you're alone
When your lover, oh he hasn't come home
'Cos he's lovin', ooh he's touchin', he's squeezin' another
He's tearin' আপনি apart, oh every every day
He's tearin' আপনি apart, oh girl what can আপনি say
'Cos he's lovin', touchin' another, now it's your turn, girl, to cry
Na na na na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na na, na na na na na...
(repeats0
Last night while I was trying to sleep and failed miserably,I kept thinking of the last প্রদর্শনী I watched before going to bed.Yes as আপনি might have already guessed I am a pround স্বতস্ফূর্ত fan.And we fellow gleeks probaly found it hard to stop laughing.Not only is the show's upcoming season going to have two প্রণয় triangles,but the fun and well-danced songs are sure to make আপনি sing allong in your best imitaing voice.My পছন্দ moment so far is the provacitive peformance of Salt n' Peppers "Push It"Which was done in front of regular high school students.The সেকেন্ড best is when Rchel shares the brief but somewhat hopeful চুম্বন with Finn.Let's all hope that at least these two people can get a romance right.