(If আপনি are a FanFiction person, then this is in fact; "The Young and Free Dragon".)

This is a story about environmental disaster, though you've probably figured that out already. But if আপনি haven't, আপনি know now. Please enjoy.

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HAPPY বৃক্ষ HUGGERS

BY THE YOUNG AND FREE DRAGON

The indulgence of our lives

Has cast a shadow on our world

Our devotion to our appetites

Betrayed us all

-Another Way to Die দ্বারা Disturbed

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PROLOGUE: PUBLIC OFFENDERS

So you've been to school

For a বছর অথবা two

And আপনি know you've seen it all

-Holiday on Cambodia দ্বারা the Dead Kennedys

Cuddles hummed happily as he walked through the...

We see a pier and a নৌকা at the beginning of the episode. Until an asian chick jumps up)

Chloe: Good evening, im Chloe, and my Deviantart name is CharmyNutty. Welcome to Total Drama Island, Happy বৃক্ষ বন্ধু edition. We are live here at Camp Massacre, where all of the cute furry জন্তু জানোয়ার get killed here. Any time soon, 16 Happy বৃক্ষ বন্ধু stars and 6 অনুরাগী characters will arrive here shortly. Heh! আপনি didn’t even realize that I have অনুরাগী characters? Anyways, let me প্রদর্শনী আপনি what we will do in the end of each episode.

(We now see 11 log chairs, a campfire, and 22 plates)

Chloe: This is where all...