See আপনি in a bit!

First, let me get this straight: I'm not a অনুরাগী of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for জনপ্রিয় প্রতীকী like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, আপনি might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When আপনি turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a তালিকা of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced দ্বারা Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two বই sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, আপনি see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The সেকেন্ড features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter অনুরাগী are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER প্রবন্ধ HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores আপনি অথবা is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in প্রণয় with আপনি — and আপনি are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells আপনি to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the প্রণয় of your life. আপনি should stay with him since he will keep আপনি নিরাপদ forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell আপনি that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When পাঠ করা them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

Okay sorry Twilikers. But আপনি need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a প্রণয় story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the বই সরানো on. And have আপনি seen all the different...

If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested দ্বারা the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. নেকড়ে get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper প্রদর্শনী up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed...

I am sure lot of আপনি won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These বই are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of প্রণয় and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However আপনি have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two তারকা crossed প্রেমী and the obstacles faced দ্বারা them. HP...

DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I প্রণয় আপনি আরো than আপনি can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an ঘন্টা snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his শার্ট off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...

(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, ভ্যাম্পায়ার could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....

There once was a seventeen বছর old girl named Sandy. One দিন in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid পাঠ করা a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and আরো often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...