Twilight অনুরাগী cruise 

I hope the ship sinks midway.

And how come they get a cruise? Why not HP or Percy Jackson?

That's just sad...

^ But a money maker! XD

Yeah, its a cash cow.

Well,let's just hope they sail to some far away island and never come back :)

Maybe they'll hit an iceberg.

And then they all die of hypothermia. Wait, that's kind of sad. Oh, well, they could have grown up, became assasins, and assasinated me.

Hopefully :) And when they all fall into the water, let's hope they're being attacked by sharks :)

They won't try to escape from the sharks, because they will think Edward will come and save them........but then he won't, because he does not exsist.

If only... Well, dreaming is allowed, isn't it?

Or a team of dancing ninjas hijack the boat.

I'd totally join the ninjas!

Yes!
I will grab my friends and start training one legion of dancing ninjas for this purpose.

And PJ should totally have a cruise. We've already got a name for it and all!

Me too. And I'd wear my Buffy-staked-Edward T-shirt to cause a riot!

What's the name? Andromeda?

Buffy FTMFW!

You'll wear that one? I'll get the Tyler's van T-shirt then.
And yes for the name :P

What's FTMFW???

And yay, Tyler's van! That leaves the "Spike > Edward" shirt and the "Team Potato" shirt.

For the motherfucking win

I guess it's supposed to be FTMW?

If that's the case I'll let the world swallow me.

*world noms HaleyDewit while GemonkDruid watches laughing*

Haha xD

Are the ninjas ready?

I am! xD Oh no,wait, I can't fight.See,the world just absorbed me.

@ GD The only Andromeda I know is Nymphadora's mother.
@ Hecate I'd rather go on a HP cruise.

@Best: Andromeda... ya know... the princess who was chained to a rock?

^Sacrifice because her mum got braggy? Greek mythology? Princess Andromeda demon cruise ship from Percy Jackson? No?

My troops wont fight. It's too freaking cold outside and nobody's got their winter shtuff (not a typo) out. It'll start snowing like ANYTIME now.

^ Which is funny, coz Percy's namesake saved her...

Oh right! The one who got saved by Perseus before she was attacked by a dragon/ sea monster? *thinks what Andromeda and Andromeda have in common*

Well... they're both women...

lol link
"That she be mine if saved by my valour is my bargain." (Perseus 1 to Andromeda's parents. Ovid, Metamorphoses 4.703).

The girl's parents accepted his condition and promised him a kingdom as dowry. XD

LOL

I love how they cared so much back then. *sarcasm*

I love how everyone had sheep back then. XD

I loved how they all had swords back then. Sure, call me violent.
And sheep were SO important in Greek mythology.

@ Hecate, ikr? Wow, as if Druella and Cygnus (I think) would do that now!
@ GD, what?
Perseus 1 and Andromeda came to Hellas, where they reigned. But the prowess accomplished by Perseus 1 in Ethiopia was so extraordinary, that the gods decided to commemorate the whole family putting them among the stars. This is why there are constellations named Perseus, Cepheus and Cassiopeia. Andromeda, who nobody could dissuade of leaving parents and country in order to follow her husband, was added to the stars at the request of Athena, and is today a constellation and galaxy. And also the sea-monster was placed among the stars, being the constellation called Cetus.
HA! That shows them! Dreulla and Cygnus aren't galaxies (I think)

Cygnus is a constellation. :B

^The name was probably taken from some form of mythology, legend, religion or other. I like stories with meaningfull names.

^ yeah, and you know who didn't take that into account? Chris Columbus. D:<

?

Chris Columbus added some random crap about some pearls in the PJO movie. THERE WERE NO PEARLS. YOU CANNOT COMPROMISE MYTHOLOGY.

smeyer likes to compromise mythology.

BUT YOU CAN'T. Vampires do not fucking sparkle! The ideas and myth behind them cannot evolve to fairies!

^The pearl junk was added by the writter, Craig Titley. CC just chose wrong actors.

Oh, and in one story ("Vampires of Ottawa") I read vampires "reflected the light" so maybe she got confused with sparkling, I don't know.

But that's vampires of OTTAWA. not Forks. The Culllens do not drive Zambonis and say, "eh?"

:P Canadian stereotype, I don't say it that often. And I don't drive zambonies. Or cars. Moving on!

I think she might've read something else about that. And all vampires are the same in series aren't they? Well, some are more gorgeous then the other but (sorry, that was me hearing what you would say already)

Sorry, I listened to "Canadian Idiot". XD

But vampires are a symbol, an idea. The basics of a vampire is:

- pale skin
- fangs
- aversion to sunlight
- drinks blood to survive
- aversion to holy stuff (crosses, garlic, etc.)

Meyer only has two of those. 40% is a FAIL grade in most schools. So... FAIL.

No problem GD

They barely have fangs, I know. D:
When I first read the book I assumed they had fangs, or thought I missed thta part, but now... *facepalm*

Dibs hitting Meyer with a baseball bat!

I get Bella with the hockey stick (remember: canadian :P)

Don't wanna be a Canadian Idiot!
Don't wanna be a beer swilling hockey nut!
And do I look like some frost-bitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed!

They all live on donuts and moose meat!
And they leave their house without packing heat!
Never even bring their guns to the mall-all-all!
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid monopoly money-ey!
Can't take 'em seriously at all!

O_O
Yes you do, deep down
I'm too young to drink
It's actually quite warm in the summer, we had this heat wave X_X
I say Zee! (sometimes)

I don't go to Timmy's that often and I don't eat Moose
?
Guess what? It's illegal.
What's wrong with our monopoly money?
The cure to diabetes, popcorn, snowshoes and HOCKEY are all Canadian, so yes, yes you can :P

I want to be canadian
so freaking bad...
Do all the thing I never did
I want to be on the cover of...
To-ronto sun
waving next to Harper and Crosby! (I can do rewrites too! ((but mine are sappy)) )

Lol!

:D

Sure, they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air!
Then again, they've got Celine Dion!!! N Michael Boobie and Justina the Beaver. :P but i do like Simple Plan and Avril Lavigne.

Don't bring up the beaver, it's not our fault

BUT IT IS!!!! and you falsely advertise bacon.

If you're from USA, the you brought us Miley Cirus. :P Even...
I think.

But I'm not. So HAAAAAAAAA

Well... Wait, what?
Either way, it's not our fault.

Well... Canadia raised him.... And didn't give him singing lessons... So it is your fault.

We didn't know he existed intil he went on family/disney channel! Blamme them (they're Canadia too, do... MILEY CIRUS and Jonas brothers. It balances out, so fneh)

I repeat: I AM NOT AMERICAN.

Okay, well don't blamme JUST us for the bad music in the world.

I dont. I blame America too. :D

Well there has to be a bad singer from wherever you live