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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Sick Dib And Bad Zim
Sick Dib And Bad Zim
Dib:Good Morning Dad
Proffesor MamBrane:GoodMorning Son :)
Gaz:Uhh Hii Dib
Dib:*Sings* This Is The LIFE!!...*Stops Singing*Uhh My Throat Hurts!!
Gaz:Haha The Way U Sang!
Dib:Its Not Funny!
Proffesor Mambrane:Wow Dib Son U Cant Sing?!
Dib:Idk Why?
Gaz:Haha!Maybe Ur SIck..
Dib:*Sniffs* ACHO!! Ok I'm Sick :S
Gaz:Poor U!
Dib:WhtEvr Gaz
Proffesor Mambrane:Hmm..Srry Son But Ur Gana Have To Stay Home
Dib:Ok Dad *Walks Upstairs SickLy*
Proffesor Mambrane:U! Go To Skool Gaz!
Gaz:Ok *Growls*
*Mean While*
Mrs.Bitters:*Growls*Grr Dib Never Got Here!
Zim:Hmm..Were Is The Dib
Zita:Hehe Look Now The Freak Is WorryIng...
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*Gir stares at Dana in dis belief*
Gir: i....i thougt আপনি luved ........me*a tear rolls down his cheek*
*gir backs up in a corner*
*then he runs out the door crying*
*as গির walks thoughs flow head*
Gir: (talks to himself)*sniff sniff* i should have been nicer to কেক *sniff*
Gir: but now, *sniff* shes all asploded
Gir: WHHHHHHYYYYYYY??!!!*cries hysterically*
*flies off*
Sasha: Kil! stop bein a perv!!*nudges him*
*kad and Zim laugh*
Kil: what? *laughs a little himself*
Kad: hey, wheres Gir?
Zim: Gir's missing?
Kil: gggiirr!
Kad: oh no, hes- hes gone!!
Sasha: we need to go...
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posted by RealCosmic
A/N- saichanlovestoad does not own Invader Zim and she isnt not making any money off this fic.

This is an Mpreg স্ল্যাশ fic. আপনি don't like, don't read. I personally like it. There are several crack pairings in this one as well, including Tallest/Zim, Skoodge/Zim, Sizz-Lorr/Zim, and others. The main pairing is ZADR, though. This story also comes with warnings: Oral sex, fisting (sexual term for shoving knuckle into privates), strong language, graphic detail, repeated Mpreg, nonconsenual sex (ie-rape), fetishism, and use of toys. Any other warnings will be added on later. No flames. You've been...
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posted by DMhello
Camping Trip- Zim`s P.O.V.
This is a sequel to "Return of the Shadow Hog"

I was in my house making ডিনার for myself; I was in a short sleeved white ব্লাউজ and my usual black pants and nothing else, with the exception of my wig and lens. I was putting the finishing touches on my shougayaki (grilled pork with ginger) I could now have thanks to Gaz, she gave me some of her antidote she invented when she first came to this planet, now I could eat whatever I wanted. There was a knock on the door and I reluctantly went to the door. When I opened the door I found Dib
Zim: "oh খড় Dib, what are you...
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I was sitting on the sofa at my parents house back on irk. I was thinking about the time I spent on earth. My parents were out at a meeting. For some reason, a name popped up in my head. Zim. Zim? Why should I remember him. He was a jerk. But here i am now. 2 years later. 2 years older. And I'm sat on my bedside cabinet waiting for Zim to return home. I প্রণয় him. গির and mimi are out children robots- we treat them like kids-they are very spoilt indeed. Well here is our story about our relationship.

I'm a irken invader, as is zim. We worked together, not that we enjoyed it- but we had no choice....
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posted by iPsychic
'The Angry Monkey Show's starting!!' yelled গির who took off his dog suit and sat down in front of the TV. Appearing on the screen, was the Angry Monkey.
'I LIKE MONKEYS!' he yelled at the screen. গির looked up to see his leader, Zim, staring down at him.
'Gir... I... am... trying... TO CONCENTRATE! I'm thinking of ways to get rid of that Dib-Human!' hissed Zim. 'Also, keep it down! The whole world doesn't need to know what you're watching!'
'...What?' asked Gir.
'Ugh, sometimes I wish I knew what was going on in Gir's mind!' Zim grunted.
'I do too!' গির shouted.

*Inside Gir's Mind*

'Hey! I thought...
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posted by misanthrope86

Lately, a couple of people have been running around here yelling about how "gross" ZaDr (the Zim and Dib romance) is and blah, blah, blah. So I wanted to talk abou tmy position on some of these issues, even though the people who need to hear my message are probably not going to read my message, and if they do, I'm sure they will just saying something in response that makes no sense অথবা is offensive. But here goes...

1) আপনি are not required to like ZaDr.
~ I am 100% certain that there is no law requiring আপনি to like ZaDr, অথবা to visit the ZaDr club, অথবা to look at and মতামত on ZaDr images/videos/fanfics...
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So I just got the soundtrack to Invader Zim composed দ্বারা Kevin Manthei and It has to be one of the best soundtracks to a TV প্রদর্শনী ever. The score is full of zany, horrific, and catchy themes. It is obvious that Danny Elfman influenced Kevin to create such an amazing piece of work. The সঙ্গীত creates a felling of confusion with almost every song. Kevin likes to create a theme, and then construct it to be out of tune halfway through the song. There are dark themes for the Skool and really high pitched annoying themes for গির and Keef. সামগ্রিক I suggest getting this album, for it is...just...yeah.

The CD is called "Music From the Animated Series Invader Zim." So find it and get it and আপনি won't regret it!
posted by silvaria_fan23
 প্রণয় Zadr
Love Zadr
Gaz:Grrrr!!!! Tak:Same Here....Gaz:Ur Mad Too Tak:Well I'm Mad At Dib Gaz:Why????Tak:CUZ!!! HE BREAK MY FREAKIN HEART!!!!!! Gaz:Wow!! Tht Happen Tht To Me Too Zim Broke My Heart!!!!!!!!! Tak:If Dib Broke My হৃদয় Gaz:And If Zim Broke My Heart......Gaz ANd Tak :Oh No Not Again!!! *Mean While* Gir:Master Can I Ask U A প্রশ্ন Zim:WHT Is It Gir??Gir:Why Did U Broke Gaz's হৃদয় <3 Zim:*Blushes Really Hard*Ummm........NON OF UR BUSSINES Gir:WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zim:FINE!! Becuz I Like ....Umm...My.....Enemy. Gir:Which One?!?!?!? Zim:D...i....b Gir:AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
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In preparation for the impending 'Invader Zim' TV movie, I did a full series re-watch and decided to rank my শীর্ষ 10 'Invader Zim' episodes of all time! Here we go!

10. 1x17b 'Lice'
I প্রণয় 'Lice'! That's a weird thing to say... anyway, this is a really cool episode. One of my favourite things about it is how Dib thinks Countess von Verminstrasser is insane for believing in the Lice কুইন even though he routinely gets called insane for believing in the paranormal. He does the same thing to her as his classmates/family/the general public does to him!

9. 1x10b 'Bloaty's পিজা Hog'
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ok, I havn't done anything in a while,so heres a little action for you-or your OC-and Zim.if আপনি dont like smexy-ness with Zim, then dont read.

Your sitting in your room, on your bed, সঙ্গীত from your computer on full blast(you choose the song). Your hair is in your face; your eyes wet with tears. A phone is in your hands. সেকেন্ড before this moment আপনি were having a conversation with your boyfriend, and he was making আপনি laugh, like he always has. Just as আপনি thought he was going to ask আপনি to go to the movies, অথবা come over to his house... he dumped you. Then to...
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A wonderful nightmare

There was darkness that bounded around Zim, he walk knowing it would lead him nowhere. He couldn't help but feel that someone was watching him, he felt fear and uneasy as he heard someone titter.

"Who's there?"He asked, trying to keep his voice livid and rough. No one answered.

"Show yourself pitiful creature of darkness, অথবা suffer the ভেলা of the Almighty Z-,"Zim was then interrupted দ্বারা the same titter he heard earlier, It was longer and আরো uncontrollably. But then it stopped and was replaced with a low and dangerous growl.

"Oh shut up."It said. "I'm in a good mood...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Zim:I Wont Let Go Until We Make Up
Zim:I Wont Let Go Until We Make Up
Gaz:So Wht To We do Zim?

Zim:We Need To Find A Way How To Make Up With Ur Brother

Gaz:Oh Yeah..

*Tak Walks দ্বারা And Hits Gaz's Head In Purpose*

Tak:Opps..Srry Gaz *Walks Away*

Gaz:Grr Thts It! We Need U And My Brother Back Togheter

Zim:Yes We Do I'm Sicking Tired Of Tak!!!

*Rubii Spyes*

Rubii:Hmm They Sure Need Help

EmoNess:Then Why Dont U Go Help Them?

Rubii:Should I Help Them..

Maliry:SURE! Now Go!*Pushes Rubii*

Rubii:Ahhh! *Falls Down The Hall Way*

Zim:Huh? RUbii! Is Tht U!

Gaz:O_O Its Her!

Rubii:Hii Guys I Heard Tht U HAd Trouble..

Gaz:Could U Help Us?????


Rubii:Ok Ok

*Emoness And Maliry See*...
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posted by jax3636
 Before, and after.
Before, and after.
I know what I needed to do. And that was to rescue Tak, and put an end to the Irkans invasion once and for all. “Come on, Buster.” Buster stopped looking around, and limped/ran with me. There were bridges made out of a glass-like material, like sidewalks in the sky. They had guards with SIR units দ্বারা their sides marching up and down the bridges, and I just knew that the only go way to get to Zim was to get to his প্রথমপাতা দ্বারা using those glass walkways. I found some flyers lying around, and a few of them had the face of Zim on them, and for some stupid reason, had the directions to his building...
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posted by chillyneon
Jen's POV

I walked into Skool, and looked at all of the filthy little disgusting humans. I talked to no one, especially this crazed boy with a huge head and glasses. Man he was weird. I walked into my class, and saw my teacher, Ms Bitters. What a weird old woman. I walked over to a ডেস্ক where a boy was sitting. Green skin, no nose, no ears. Was he Ireken too? I guess so. I needed a place to sit, so I pushed him out of his seat.
"Why did আপনি do that?" he asked.
"I need a seat" I said.
I don't care, loser" I said. "Stop being such a princess"
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Vasquez asked his friend, Mark Tortorici, to produce ideas for the theme সঙ্গীত for Invader Zim. The two settled on a direction for the সঙ্গীত and Tortorici and produced a final version of the theme. Vasquez's team selected Michael Tavera to রচনা সঙ্গীত for the pilot episode. Vasquez ব্যক্ত that he asked for several of the tracks that Tavera produced to be discarded and that ultimately the team had less than half of the number of tracks that they planned to submit. According to Vasquez, he and Tavera were not creatively "a great fit" for one another. Vasquez described the pilot সঙ্গীত as having...
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I wrote this myself, a lot of inspiration is included in it, and try to find the three secrets in this part! i dont know how many parts there will be, but this is a lot for a part one, i guess. tell me what আপনি think please!

    Hiding. Running. I've been doing those things for so long; it's hard to believe that I know anything else besides those to verbs. If আপনি don't already know this, my name is Dib. I am one of the four humans that escaped the Irkan invasion. The takeover happened about twenty years ago. Other than the time I spend running from the local alien bandits,...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Zim:FanGirl Uhhh
Zim:FanGirl Uhhh
Mrs.Bitters:Good Morning Everyon..*RING RING*

Mrs.Bitters:HELLO! Uhhuhuh Wht another OnE!

Mrs.Bitters:*Call Ended* Class There's A New Student And Her Name Is...


Zim:Me! প্রণয় U! PHHH! NO I প্রণয় Some One Else

Dib:Which Is Me! <3


Zim:Let Go! Puny Human!!!!

Kary:NO!!! CUZ U প্রণয় ME!!



Zim:Sure..WHT! NO!!

Kary:Ok Zimmy Well We Will Have Our তারিখ At Lunch! <33 প্রণয় Ya!

Zim:WHT NO!!...
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posted by misanthrope86
I have written অনুরাগী fiction before, but only one My Chemical Romance অনুরাগী fic and a few 'House MD' অনুরাগী fics. This is my first 'Invader Zim' অনুরাগী fiction. I don't write অনুরাগী fiction like most people do. My অনুরাগী fics are designed to be funny and they do not follow normal অনুরাগী fiction conventions. If আপনি do not like the way I right, that is fine, but please don't tell me how my story would be better if I ended it a different way অথবা made it longer অথবা something. This অনুরাগী fic is just for fun, take it অথবা leave it. I hope আপনি like though!

Zim & গির Go To The Mall

"GIR, do আপনি have any sevens?"

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posted by woowie
I was asked to spread the word দ্বারা a certain someone that Zim will be returning for a month! He will only air in March.

[Note from woowie]
People with Verizon Fios TV, don't go searching. I have Fios, and I searched. They have NOT ব্যক্ত anything about Zim's return yet. Keep your eyes peeled, though. They may say something soon! I'm sorry people with Comcast, অথবা anything else, but I'm not sure.

Enjoy this little thing I put together for আপনি guys for now!

Kat: Zim, I wanna cookie!

Zim: Ask nicely.

Kat: Fine! Zim, can I please have a cookie?

Zim: No.

Kat: But why?

Zim: Kat, aren't আপনি allergic to
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