This is my Twilight Fanfiction, haha. Summary: Set during New Moon, Alice has a vision of Bella jumping off the cliff, but instead of going to Italy, Edward tries to kill himself in various Muggle ways. Humor


Edward Cullen sat on the পালঙ্ক moping. The Cullens had moved to New York after leaving Forks, but Edward didn't care. He hadn't gone out once, and sat on the পালঙ্ক depressed and moping all the time.
He sighed as he sat on the পালঙ্ক wondering if Bella even remembered what he looked like anymore. অথবা how he sparkled.
CRASH! He turned, temporarily snapped out of his self-pity and depression....

Today is December 27th, 2011. Do আপনি know what this means? KateKicksAss is turning 16 years old today!
Anyway, it was my idea to make আপনি this collaboration প্রবন্ধ with some shout-outs from your বন্ধু :P

Without further ado, consider this your birthday present from your বন্ধু and I!

P.S. Read the first couple of entries for "Kate" on Urban Dictionary!

snusnu13 says:

Kate, Happy Birthday! I hope আপনি enjoy all the pleasure and displeasure of being another বছর older. আপনি have been one of my bestest বন্ধু on here, and I would consider আপনি to be a good friend in RL as well. আপনি always make me...

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Meanwhile, Edward stood in front of the Empire State Building, attracting a lot of funny looks from passersby. Shoving a little old lady carrying a twenty pound bag of dog খাবার out of the way, he marched forward, into the building.

"May I help you?", asked a receptionist, batting her eyelashes flirtatiously. Edward rolled his eyes and headed towards the elevators.

Elbowing past the line of people waiting for an elevator, ignoring the many evil eyes and shouts of "Hey!", and "Wait your turn, jerk!" aimed at him. He shoved his way into a packed elevator and hit the button for the শীর্ষ floor....