If āĻāĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If āĻāĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ cannot manage
this in time, get to an Oriental rug. Shag is good!
Determine quickly which guest hates cats. Sit on that lap during the
evening. He won't dare push āĻāĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ off and will even call āĻāĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ "nice kitty."
If āĻāĻĒāĻ¨āĻŋ can arrange to have cat āĻāĻžāĻŦāĻžāĻ° on your breath, so much the better.
For sitting on laps āĻ
āĻĨāĻŦāĻž rubbing against āĻā§āĻ°āĻžāĻāĻāĻžāĻ° legs, select āĻ°āĻ which
contrast with your own.
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do
anything. Just sit and stare.
Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get one open, stand...
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