Taken from www.muse.mu messageboards.

Thank আপনি to SomeRandomPerson for coming up with this!!

As always, read at your own risk…. গেলা your খাবার and/or drinks before going any further, অথবা আপনি will choke with laughter!

Warning: A Non-Muser will not get any of the inside jokes below… so don’t even bother!





MUSE Matt Bellamy and Co.




1. Abso-kecking-lutely: muse-keck-teers word for absolutely using Asbsolution / keck / lutely.

2. Acromusm: (noun) shortening of মুসে song and album titles used দ্বারা musers (i.e. OoS, TIRO, FAWY…)

3. Amusement: (noun) Way for musers to pass the time দ্বারা creating...

What, exactly, does this have to properly do with all things music? Well, this Matt Bellamy is the very same Matt Bellamy as the Matt Bellamy that sings under the guise of Matt Bellamy in the Matt Bellamy-fronted rock band Muse. But beyond that, nowt. But it is Friday, আপনি know. Not a lot generally happens on Fridays. Apart from Jonathan Ross. I tend to make sure I'm out...

So, anyway: Matt Bellamy - yes, that Matt Bellamy - reckons 9/11 was an "inside job", carried out in order to _"have an excuse to invade the Middle East"_. আপনি probably didn't hear it here first. We didn't - we read CMU.

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