Date: August 11, 1958
Location: Laramie, Wyoming
Time: 9:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
The baseball players told their coach about the ball landing on a train, and how they weren't able to catch it on time.
Coach: Okay, I don't have enough room in my station wagon for all of you, so let's call somepony to help us.
Catie: *Hears her phone ringing, and picks it up, speaking in Russian* Privet? (Hello?)
Coach: Catie, it's me.
Catie: Oh great. What do আপনি want?
Coach: I need আপনি to come down here, and help us out.
Catie: What?
Coach: I ব্যক্ত I need আপনি to-
Catie: I know! What do আপনি need my help with?!
Coach: One of my baseball players hit a homerun, but it landed on a moving train. We need to find it, and get the ball back.
Catie: Ugh. I'll be right there. *Hangs up*
Coach: *Puts phone away* Alright আপনি guys, she ব্যক্ত she'd be over here. Let's just hope that the forty bucks আপনি paid me is worth it.
They could've bought another baseball, but everypony was too stupid to think about it at the time.
Soon, Catie arrived in her Shitroen 2PV.
Baseball টাট্টু 3: Oh no, I'm not getting in that car.
Coach: I know it's a bad car, but three of আপনি have to go in there.
Baseball টাট্টু 3: Alright. I'll গেলা my pride for the team. *Gets in Catie's car*
Baseball টাট্টু 5: Me too. *Gets in the Shitroen*
Baseball টাট্টু 9: *Gets in the car পরবর্তি to baseball টাট্টু 5*
Coach: Okay, the rest of আপনি with me. We got a train to catch.
The coach, and the other baseball ponies got in the station wagon, and Catie followed with the other three. Both cars were দ্বারা a train waiting in a siding.
Coach: Okay, who remembered what kind of train it was?
Baseball টাট্টু 2: It was all black, and the freight cars were empty. I think the number on the engine was 3717.
Coach: *Sees a train that's all black with empty freight cars, then sees an engine numbered 3717* That's the train right there to our right.
Stylo: *Sees the signal turn green* Let's go. *Drives train*
Baseball টাট্টু 4: It's moving coach.
Coach: I know. We just have to follow it. See if আপনি can find something on the radio. We need a good song to listen to if we're chasing this train.
Baseball টাট্টু 4: *Turns on radio*
This song was playing on the radio: link
Coach: Now let's get that baseball. *Floors it*
Stephanie: *Looks out cab window*
Stylo: What's up?
Stephanie: I see a station wagon that's doing at least 70 miles an hour.
Stylo: Who knew station wagons could go that fast?
Stephanie: Not me.
Catie: *Driving her car*
Baseball টাট্টু 5: Can't your car go any faster?
Catie: Nyet! শীর্ষ speed is 30 miles an hour.
Baseball টাট্টু 3: At this rate, it'll take us at least a week to get that ball back.
Coach: Shout out to the engineer, maybe they can here us from where we are.
Baseball টাট্টু 1: Good idea.
Baseball টাট্টু 8: *Points at Stephanie* নমস্কার you! Stop the train! Our baseball is on there!
Stylo: What did he say?
Stephanie: I think he ব্যক্ত he wants to race.
Stylo: If those jokers want a race, let's give them one. Make this thing go as fast as it can.
Stephanie: *Pulls throttle*
Baseball টাট্টু 8: They're not slowing down coach.
Coach: That's not good.
Baseball টাট্টু 6: And to make things worse, they're heading towards that tunnel.
Coach: Don't worry, I know this road. We just go over the tracks where that tunnel begins, and we drive on the right side of the tracks. I wonder how Catie is doing with the rest of our team.
Unfortunately, they weren't doing good at all. Catie's car had a very small ammount of power, and was only able to do 1 mile an ঘন্টা up the hill.
Baseball টাট্টু 9: What's taking so long?
Catie: My car is doing it's best to go up the hill.
Baseball টাট্টু 3: Yeah, well it's still not good enough.
Catie: আপনি should be thankful that I'm helping আপনি in the first place. *Farts*
Baseball টাট্টু 5: *Raises a brow*
Baseball টাট্টু 3: *Feeling very uncomfortable* ...right.
Then, it got stuck, and the car started moving backwards, while the wheels moved forward.
Baseball টাট্টু 9: This is embarrassing.
Baseball টাট্টু 3: Let's just hope our coach has better luck then us.
Coach: *Driving পরবর্তি to the train*
Stylo: *Driving train*
Stephanie: Will আপনি look at these guys?
Stylo: What's the matter now?
Stephanie: That station wagon we saw earlier is driving on the left side of the road!
Coach: *Lowers window*
Baseball টাট্টু 8: Shout as loud as আপনি can coach.
Baseball টাট্টু 4: The fate of this team depends on it.
Coach: HEY!!
Stephanie: They're shouting at us.
Stylo: See what they want.
Stephanie: *Leans her head out of the cab* WHAT DO আপনি WANT?
Coach: OUR BALL IS ON YOUR TRAIN!
Stephanie: What?!!?
Coach: OUR BASEBALL LANDED ON YOUR TRAIN!!!
Stephanie: Oh Stylo?
Stylo: Yes?
Stephanie: Remember that homerun at the baseball game আপনি were enjoying?
Stylo: Yeah?
Stephanie: That ball landed on our train.
Stylo: Tell them we'll give it to them when we stop at the coaling depot.
Stephanie: *To the coach* FOLLOW US TO THE COALING DEPOT! WE'LL GIVE আপনি THE BALL THERE!!!
Coach: THANK YOU!! *Nearly hits a delivery van, but swerves to the right side of the road just in time*
As they got to the coaling depot, Stylo, and Stephanie helped the entire baseball team look for the baseball. It was found in the third car that was the closest to the locomotive.
Stylo: We're sorry for any inconvenience we caused for you, and your team sir.
Coach: It's alright. আপনি gave us quite an adventure.
Baseball টাট্টু 2: Only প্রশ্ন is, where's your ex-wife with the other three players?
Coach: I don't know. Looks like we'll have to look for them now.
Catie: *Drives her car পরবর্তি to Stylo's freight train, and stops*
Baseball টাট্টু 3: *Gets out of car with baseball ponies 5, and 9* Did আপনি get our ball back?
Baseball টাট্টু 4: Yeah. The engineer helped us.
Baseball টাট্টু 8: If there's anything we can do for you, let us know.
Stylo: Alright, thanks.
Catie: Let's go, get back in the car.
Baseball টাট্টু 3: Ugh, here we go again. *Gets back in Catie's car with baseball ponies 5, and 9*
Catie: *Turns key in ignition, but the car won't start* Chto yebat' ? *Turns key again, but the car still won't start* Etot frantsuzskiy avtomobil' kusok der'ma. Blyad'!
Baseball টাট্টু 3: I don't speak russian, but I think she dropped the F bomb twice.
Stylo: *Walks over to Catie's car* I thought about what আপনি could do for us.
Baseball টাট্টু 3: What?
Stylo: Let us take your car back to the field. We'll get it loaded on a flatcar, and pull it back.
So that's exactly what they did. Catie, and the three baseball ponies rode in the car while it was on the flatcar on Stylo, and Stephanie's train. After dropping the car off, everypony continued playing baseball.
Stylo: I wish I was down there with them.
Stephanie: Maybe tomorrow আপনি can play baseball.
Stylo: Yeah, I hope so.
The End
On the পরবর্তি episode of Ponies On The Rails
A griffon pays a visit to the Union Pacific
Location: Laramie, Wyoming
Time: 9:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
The baseball players told their coach about the ball landing on a train, and how they weren't able to catch it on time.
Coach: Okay, I don't have enough room in my station wagon for all of you, so let's call somepony to help us.
Catie: *Hears her phone ringing, and picks it up, speaking in Russian* Privet? (Hello?)
Coach: Catie, it's me.
Catie: Oh great. What do আপনি want?
Coach: I need আপনি to come down here, and help us out.
Catie: What?
Coach: I ব্যক্ত I need আপনি to-
Catie: I know! What do আপনি need my help with?!
Coach: One of my baseball players hit a homerun, but it landed on a moving train. We need to find it, and get the ball back.
Catie: Ugh. I'll be right there. *Hangs up*
Coach: *Puts phone away* Alright আপনি guys, she ব্যক্ত she'd be over here. Let's just hope that the forty bucks আপনি paid me is worth it.
They could've bought another baseball, but everypony was too stupid to think about it at the time.
Soon, Catie arrived in her Shitroen 2PV.
Baseball টাট্টু 3: Oh no, I'm not getting in that car.
Coach: I know it's a bad car, but three of আপনি have to go in there.
Baseball টাট্টু 3: Alright. I'll গেলা my pride for the team. *Gets in Catie's car*
Baseball টাট্টু 5: Me too. *Gets in the Shitroen*
Baseball টাট্টু 9: *Gets in the car পরবর্তি to baseball টাট্টু 5*
Coach: Okay, the rest of আপনি with me. We got a train to catch.
The coach, and the other baseball ponies got in the station wagon, and Catie followed with the other three. Both cars were দ্বারা a train waiting in a siding.
Coach: Okay, who remembered what kind of train it was?
Baseball টাট্টু 2: It was all black, and the freight cars were empty. I think the number on the engine was 3717.
Coach: *Sees a train that's all black with empty freight cars, then sees an engine numbered 3717* That's the train right there to our right.
Stylo: *Sees the signal turn green* Let's go. *Drives train*
Baseball টাট্টু 4: It's moving coach.
Coach: I know. We just have to follow it. See if আপনি can find something on the radio. We need a good song to listen to if we're chasing this train.
Baseball টাট্টু 4: *Turns on radio*
This song was playing on the radio: link
Coach: Now let's get that baseball. *Floors it*
Stephanie: *Looks out cab window*
Stylo: What's up?
Stephanie: I see a station wagon that's doing at least 70 miles an hour.
Stylo: Who knew station wagons could go that fast?
Stephanie: Not me.
Catie: *Driving her car*
Baseball টাট্টু 5: Can't your car go any faster?
Catie: Nyet! শীর্ষ speed is 30 miles an hour.
Baseball টাট্টু 3: At this rate, it'll take us at least a week to get that ball back.
Coach: Shout out to the engineer, maybe they can here us from where we are.
Baseball টাট্টু 1: Good idea.
Baseball টাট্টু 8: *Points at Stephanie* নমস্কার you! Stop the train! Our baseball is on there!
Stylo: What did he say?
Stephanie: I think he ব্যক্ত he wants to race.
Stylo: If those jokers want a race, let's give them one. Make this thing go as fast as it can.
Stephanie: *Pulls throttle*
Baseball টাট্টু 8: They're not slowing down coach.
Coach: That's not good.
Baseball টাট্টু 6: And to make things worse, they're heading towards that tunnel.
Coach: Don't worry, I know this road. We just go over the tracks where that tunnel begins, and we drive on the right side of the tracks. I wonder how Catie is doing with the rest of our team.
Unfortunately, they weren't doing good at all. Catie's car had a very small ammount of power, and was only able to do 1 mile an ঘন্টা up the hill.
Baseball টাট্টু 9: What's taking so long?
Catie: My car is doing it's best to go up the hill.
Baseball টাট্টু 3: Yeah, well it's still not good enough.
Catie: আপনি should be thankful that I'm helping আপনি in the first place. *Farts*
Baseball টাট্টু 5: *Raises a brow*
Baseball টাট্টু 3: *Feeling very uncomfortable* ...right.
Then, it got stuck, and the car started moving backwards, while the wheels moved forward.
Baseball টাট্টু 9: This is embarrassing.
Baseball টাট্টু 3: Let's just hope our coach has better luck then us.
Coach: *Driving পরবর্তি to the train*
Stylo: *Driving train*
Stephanie: Will আপনি look at these guys?
Stylo: What's the matter now?
Stephanie: That station wagon we saw earlier is driving on the left side of the road!
Coach: *Lowers window*
Baseball টাট্টু 8: Shout as loud as আপনি can coach.
Baseball টাট্টু 4: The fate of this team depends on it.
Coach: HEY!!
Stephanie: They're shouting at us.
Stylo: See what they want.
Stephanie: *Leans her head out of the cab* WHAT DO আপনি WANT?
Coach: OUR BALL IS ON YOUR TRAIN!
Stephanie: What?!!?
Coach: OUR BASEBALL LANDED ON YOUR TRAIN!!!
Stephanie: Oh Stylo?
Stylo: Yes?
Stephanie: Remember that homerun at the baseball game আপনি were enjoying?
Stylo: Yeah?
Stephanie: That ball landed on our train.
Stylo: Tell them we'll give it to them when we stop at the coaling depot.
Stephanie: *To the coach* FOLLOW US TO THE COALING DEPOT! WE'LL GIVE আপনি THE BALL THERE!!!
Coach: THANK YOU!! *Nearly hits a delivery van, but swerves to the right side of the road just in time*
As they got to the coaling depot, Stylo, and Stephanie helped the entire baseball team look for the baseball. It was found in the third car that was the closest to the locomotive.
Stylo: We're sorry for any inconvenience we caused for you, and your team sir.
Coach: It's alright. আপনি gave us quite an adventure.
Baseball টাট্টু 2: Only প্রশ্ন is, where's your ex-wife with the other three players?
Coach: I don't know. Looks like we'll have to look for them now.
Catie: *Drives her car পরবর্তি to Stylo's freight train, and stops*
Baseball টাট্টু 3: *Gets out of car with baseball ponies 5, and 9* Did আপনি get our ball back?
Baseball টাট্টু 4: Yeah. The engineer helped us.
Baseball টাট্টু 8: If there's anything we can do for you, let us know.
Stylo: Alright, thanks.
Catie: Let's go, get back in the car.
Baseball টাট্টু 3: Ugh, here we go again. *Gets back in Catie's car with baseball ponies 5, and 9*
Catie: *Turns key in ignition, but the car won't start* Chto yebat' ? *Turns key again, but the car still won't start* Etot frantsuzskiy avtomobil' kusok der'ma. Blyad'!
Baseball টাট্টু 3: I don't speak russian, but I think she dropped the F bomb twice.
Stylo: *Walks over to Catie's car* I thought about what আপনি could do for us.
Baseball টাট্টু 3: What?
Stylo: Let us take your car back to the field. We'll get it loaded on a flatcar, and pull it back.
So that's exactly what they did. Catie, and the three baseball ponies rode in the car while it was on the flatcar on Stylo, and Stephanie's train. After dropping the car off, everypony continued playing baseball.
Stylo: I wish I was down there with them.
Stephanie: Maybe tomorrow আপনি can play baseball.
Stylo: Yeah, I hope so.
The End
On the পরবর্তি episode of Ponies On The Rails
A griffon pays a visit to the Union Pacific