Me, and Nikki ran very far from Mosul. We were heading to the Persian Gulf to get on a নৌকা that would take us back to Equestria. It was dark out, so we decided to take a break.
Nikki: We've gone pretty far, haven't we?
Sean: Yeah. There's a small building nearby. It looks abandoned. Let's go in there so we won't freeze out here.
Inside the building was some wood. We used that to make a আগুন so we would stay warm.
Sean: Good thing we're far away from any terrorists.
Nikki: If we're far away from them, they might stop looking for us.
Sean: This is the middle of nowhere, they wouldn't think about coming anywhere near here.
Nikki: Good thing for us.
Sean: Yes it is. Can't wait until we get back to Equestria. রামধনু Dash has been giving us assignments here for weeks.
Nikki: আপনি must be lucky dating a princess.
Sean: Yeah, she's happy with her new job. At first, she wanted to be called the President like that pony, Obama down in Washington D.C, but since we already have a president, she has to be the princess. Nikki, could আপনি imagine being a princess?
Nikki: Nah, that ain't for me. What about you?
Sean: What a fucked up question. Obviously, I can't be a princess. I could be a prince if I wanted to, but I'm not gonna be a princess anytime soon. *Yawns* Let's go to bed.
Nikki: But there ain't any beds around here.
Sean: We'll just have to make do with what we have. We'll get out of here around 5 AM, and get on that boat.
Meanwhile, back at Mosul.
ISIS Ponies: *Gathered at a meeting*
Duublar: Everypony. It has come to my attention that Equestria is getting more, and আরো stronger.
Halligan: Let's take a look at how this happened.
Duublar: Three years ago, Sean the hedgehog came into Equestria, and made বন্ধু with a group of special soldiers trained দ্বারা Princess Celestia.
ISIS টাট্টু 52: I'm pretty sure they're not soldiers-
Duublar: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!! Anyway, these soldiers were known as the mane 6, and their leader was a purple unicorn named Twilight Sparkle.
Halligan: Later, an evil army made up of Nazis, and Robots arrived there, and their leader was a scientist named Doctor Robotnik.
Duublar: Over the months, they kept fighting each other, and Robotnik eventually made allies with Discord.
Halligan: Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle became a princess. Due to this, she became greedy, and robbed a ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট store. Princess Celestia caught her, and punished the young princess দ্বারা giving her the voice of a black man.
Duublar: After that, Twilight wanted আরো attention, and got angry at everyone for that. She decided to get her revenge, দ্বারা joining forces with Robotnik.
Halligan: After that, Celestia died of old age, and told one of the ponies in the mane 6 to take her place.
Duublar: This টাট্টু is রামধনু Dash. She killed Twilight Sparkle, and is now the new princess of Equestria.
Halligan: She is dating Sean the hedgehog, and he is a war hero working for the টাট্টু Alliance.
Duublar: We have tested our drug on several ponies that despised us, and it has proven to be successful!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: We will use the drug on রামধনু Dash, and she will turn the United States into our ally!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: With that, it will make things easier for us to rule the entire world!!!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
2 B Continued
Nikki: We've gone pretty far, haven't we?
Sean: Yeah. There's a small building nearby. It looks abandoned. Let's go in there so we won't freeze out here.
Inside the building was some wood. We used that to make a আগুন so we would stay warm.
Sean: Good thing we're far away from any terrorists.
Nikki: If we're far away from them, they might stop looking for us.
Sean: This is the middle of nowhere, they wouldn't think about coming anywhere near here.
Nikki: Good thing for us.
Sean: Yes it is. Can't wait until we get back to Equestria. রামধনু Dash has been giving us assignments here for weeks.
Nikki: আপনি must be lucky dating a princess.
Sean: Yeah, she's happy with her new job. At first, she wanted to be called the President like that pony, Obama down in Washington D.C, but since we already have a president, she has to be the princess. Nikki, could আপনি imagine being a princess?
Nikki: Nah, that ain't for me. What about you?
Sean: What a fucked up question. Obviously, I can't be a princess. I could be a prince if I wanted to, but I'm not gonna be a princess anytime soon. *Yawns* Let's go to bed.
Nikki: But there ain't any beds around here.
Sean: We'll just have to make do with what we have. We'll get out of here around 5 AM, and get on that boat.
Meanwhile, back at Mosul.
ISIS Ponies: *Gathered at a meeting*
Duublar: Everypony. It has come to my attention that Equestria is getting more, and আরো stronger.
Halligan: Let's take a look at how this happened.
Duublar: Three years ago, Sean the hedgehog came into Equestria, and made বন্ধু with a group of special soldiers trained দ্বারা Princess Celestia.
ISIS টাট্টু 52: I'm pretty sure they're not soldiers-
Duublar: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!! Anyway, these soldiers were known as the mane 6, and their leader was a purple unicorn named Twilight Sparkle.
Halligan: Later, an evil army made up of Nazis, and Robots arrived there, and their leader was a scientist named Doctor Robotnik.
Duublar: Over the months, they kept fighting each other, and Robotnik eventually made allies with Discord.
Halligan: Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle became a princess. Due to this, she became greedy, and robbed a ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট store. Princess Celestia caught her, and punished the young princess দ্বারা giving her the voice of a black man.
Duublar: After that, Twilight wanted আরো attention, and got angry at everyone for that. She decided to get her revenge, দ্বারা joining forces with Robotnik.
Halligan: After that, Celestia died of old age, and told one of the ponies in the mane 6 to take her place.
Duublar: This টাট্টু is রামধনু Dash. She killed Twilight Sparkle, and is now the new princess of Equestria.
Halligan: She is dating Sean the hedgehog, and he is a war hero working for the টাট্টু Alliance.
Duublar: We have tested our drug on several ponies that despised us, and it has proven to be successful!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: We will use the drug on রামধনু Dash, and she will turn the United States into our ally!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: With that, it will make things easier for us to rule the entire world!!!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
2 B Continued
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR বন্ধু but i forgive আপনি now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed আপনি to do আপনি need any help dashy"
"ya can আপনি um(looks aroud) can আপনি clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back আপনি must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE আপনি SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Dear Diary,
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony ব্যক্ত "Let's go this way!" And I ব্যক্ত "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my বন্ধু to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony ব্যক্ত "Let's go this way!" And I ব্যক্ত "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my বন্ধু to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
