After getting a request to make a শীর্ষ ten worst canon couples, I thought to myself, “Eh, why not”. Now, this has to be a couple that people have shipped, and it has to have been কামান in the end, no matter what. Also, I have to hate it… A lot. So, my opinion of these couples may be different than yours. So, please try to respect my opinion. With that said, lets start the list. Also, this তালিকা contains some spoilers, so, আপনি have been warned
#10: Mario and পীচ (Super Mario Bros)
Now, first, let’s ask the question. Are these two REALLY a couple. To which I reply with…. Maybe. Okay, so, I am not 100% sure if they are an actual couple, but they sure as hell প্রদর্শনী signs that they are, so, I’m counting it. Now, what makes this couple so awful is that, পীচ is ALWAYS getting kidnapped. You’d think that after getting kidnapped on multiple occasions, she would, at some point, try increasing the security of her castle. And every time she gets kidnapped, Mario comes in to save her. And, after he goes through so much crap, what does he get? A চুম্বন on the cheek, and cake… Yeah. I mean, I get that he is a hero and wants to do good, because it’s the right thing to do, but, HE SAVED HER MULTIPLE TIMES! আপনি can only save someone multiple times before a relationship starts. Seriously, when will Mario get to actually be with Peach, instead of just getting cake?
#9: Jack and Rose (Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty)
Wait, wait, wait. Now, some of আপনি may be thinking “Why is Jack and Rose on here”. Now, before আপনি ask, no, I don’t mean Jack and Rose from Titanic. That was a perfect romance. Jack, অথবা Raiden if আপনি will, and Rose, from Metal Gear Solid 2 were just god awful. Now, I প্রণয় Metal Gear Solid 2, but every time Rose calls, I just want to skip the goddamn cutscenes. These two got together দ্বারা arguing about what building King Kong climbed in, and then later started dating….. I’m not making this shit up. That is literally what happens. And the worst part is that they need to talk about their goddamn romance… during a FUCKING infiltration mission. I mean, seriously, Raiden has to save the president, defuse bombs, and stop Metal Gear Ray, and every time he tries to, this lady always calls him. I mean, for fucks sake, I know he’s your boyfriend, but, IT’S A FUCKING STEALTH MISSION! I can see why this game was hated দ্বারা fans
#8: গোকু and Chichi (Dragonball Z)
Hey, look, it’s another reason I couldn’t enjoy the original Dragonball Z series. Now, গোকু was not only married to Chichi, but he was forced দ্বারা her, basically making this a forced marriage, and pretty much one of the most annoying couples I have seen in an anime. Oh, but, it’s not the worst. Trust me, we’ll get to that later. Now, back to this one. All গোকু does is leave his family to go fight some corrupt villain. Sure, he is saving the world, but, that’s all he does. He never even supports his family. Sure, Vegeta and Bulma was a bit stupid, but at least Vegeta was their for his family. Not Goku. And Chichi has the mouth that runs like a goddamn river. She never stops yelling at Goku. I swear to god, if I have to hear Chichi complain about another minor thing again, I’m gonna slam my head into a brick wall. Just divorce and get it over with already. It’s wouldn’t be the worst thing Gohan would go through
#7: Billy and Marian (Double Dragon)
Hey, let’s take the idea from Mario, about a girl that is kidnapped, but instead, lets make it EVEN WORSE! Yes, as much fun as Double Dragon is, they made a relationship idea that is similar to Super Mario, and made it even worse. How so? Well, Marian is kidnapped দ্বারা the Shadow Warriors, and then Billy, along with his brother, Jimmy, have to go and rescue her. And, let me tell you, they go through WORSE than Mario does. Instead of jumping on mushrooms and turtles, Billy has to beat the shit out of countless thugs, gangsters, and criminals just to save his Marian. And, once he finally manages to save her, what happens? Well, if you’ve played this game with only two players, আপনি will see that Marian wants Billy to fight his brother, and the winner will get to be with Marian… That is not a joke. Billy has to fight his own brother just to be with Marian, and if he loses, she will go with Jimmy instead. I apologize for the language, but this girl is just a whore.
#6: Sonic and Elise (Sonic ‘06)
Here it is. The last video game romance. It is also the fucking worst. I mean, seriously, what is this? WHAT IS THIS!? Was Sega on crack when they came up with this idea. Okay, first off, this is a human girl dating a goddamn hedgehog. There are so many things wrong with that, I don’t even know where to begin. I mean, I could understand it if it was in a screwed up fanfiction. But, here’s the thing. Sonic ‘06 is no goddamn fanfiction. This was a thing made দ্বারা the actual creators of Sonic, and they looked at this, and they thought “This is an amazing idea”. I mean, seriously, what the fuck even is this. And not to mention, their romance is as dull as video game romance can get. They meet for the first time, and Elise is already attracted to him… To a hedgehog. That’s like if I were to me attracted to my dog… And if anyone makes fanart of that, I will fucking kill you. Oh, and then there is the স্নেহ চুম্বন scene……… I think we’re done here.
#5: Shinji and Asuka (End of Evangelion)
Now, first things first. Are these two a couple? Technically, yes, they are…. They’re also one of the worst I have ever seen. First off, I can easily say that Asuka only appears for a few seconds, and already I hate her. She is a rude, and impolite দুশ্চরিত্রা and is instantly treating Shinji like crap. And need I remind আপনি that Shinji is already going through so much, and the last thing he needs is some দুশ্চরিত্রা treating him badly. Sure, Shinji is annoying as shit, but at least he isn’t as bad as Asuka, and trust me, that is saying something. And no, she doesn’t stop bullying him. She NEVER stop. She insults him, she beats him, and she even angers him to the point where he strangles her. I am not kidding. Oh, if only he kept strangling her until she went limp. That would make my day. So, how are these two a couple? I wish I knew. But, the creators have stated that they are, and, that is all the proof that I need to know that this couple is fucking terrible
#4: Edward and Bella (Twilight)
HOLY SHIT! Edward and Bella aren’t number one?! A disaster of biblical proportions. Wrath of God stuff. আগুন and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Four years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave, human sacrifice, সারমেয় and মার্জার living together. Mass hysteria! Okay, enough movie references. Now, we all know how terrible this movie and this couple is. Edward is immortal, and yet, he chooses… This girl that looks even আরো undead than he is. I mean, দ্বারা god, she is duller than a writer’s pencil. Not to mention, she is a terrible example of woman. Oh, আপনি don’t have a pretty boy in your life? The best idea is commit suicide. I’m not even joking. She actually kills herself because of this. And yet, their প্রণয় soon sparks a war between ভ্যাম্পায়ার and নেকড়ে-মানুষ (Which, sadly, isn’t as awesome as it sounds). I’m so glad that your প্রণয় life is আরো important than the lives of so many others, you… আপনি fucking dicks
#3: Makoto and Kotonoha (School Days)
- Oh yes, we all know this anime. And if আপনি know me, আপনি would know that I think of it as one of the worst জীবন্ত I have ever seen in my life. And this romance- If আপনি want to call it that- is a perfect example of my hatred for the show. When Makoto see’s Kotonoha, he falls in প্রণয় with her and tries to get her attention. After that, Kotonoha’s friend sets them both up, and they start dating. Now, this doesn’t sound so bad at first…. until Makoto begins to cheat on Kotonoha with her friend… and then he cheats on her friend with another girl… and then he cheats on that girl with another girl, until he has slept with ten other girls. Soon, he drives Kotonoha to insanity, and then he gets killed দ্বারা her friend. After that, Kotonoha cuts off Makoto’s head, kills her friend, and then takes Makoto’s head on a boat…. But the worst part is that this isn’t even the worst couple… Oh god
#2: Saito and Louise (Familiar of Zero)
I hate Louise. I FUCKING hate Louise. If there was any character that turned me away from a good anime, it was Louise. I tried to প্রণয় Familiar of Zero, I really tried. But every time I tried, Louise would remind me what I hated about this anime. What makes the romance between Louise and Saito god awful is that, when Louise brings Saito into her world, she instantly enslaves him. No, I am not kidding. She actually enslaves him, and treats him like a dog. Literally, he makes him eat from a bowl on the floor, and sleeps in a small dog bed. And every time he does the tiniest thing wrong, she doesn’t just beat him up. No. She whips him with a fucking horse whip. I’m not fucking kidding. And, what happens in the end. Saito and Louise get married. Don’t আপনি just প্রণয় it when a character to forces another person into their world, enslaves them, and then beats them only to get what she wants…. because I don’t…. I really don’t. I really… really…. FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING SHIT!
#1: Kouta and Yuka (Elfen Lied)
Hey, আপনি remember my শীর্ষ Ten Least পছন্দ Shippings. Remember how I ব্যক্ত that Kouta and Yuka was a terrible pairing. Well, that was before I finished the anime. And now that I finished the anime, I can assure আপনি that THIS IS FUCKING CANON! I am not even kidding when I say that I couldn’t be আরো insulted than I am right now. Now, no, I don’t hate this pairing because their cousins. Again, it’s okay that their cousins. In Japan, it is perfectly normal. Things work differently in জাপান and I can respect that. No, what makes this pairing awful is that Yuka is always treating Kouta like shit. Whenever she see’s Kouta with Lucy, অথবা her alternate form, she either insults him, অথবা straight up hits him. And she is always wanting to keep him from being with Lucy, all because she is jealous. Yuka, he is আরো in প্রণয় with Lucy than he is with you. Sure, they were not allowed to be together, but that doesn’t mean আপনি can just go ahead and think that আপনি are the only one for him. I hate that this had to be in a perfect জীবন্ত like Elfen Lied. This would have been so much better if this relationship didn’t exist. I can’t believe that a shipping, something that only existed on the internet, was an actual canon. This is much like the time with (SPOILER) নারুত and Hinata, which started out as shipping, soon was cannon. But, where that was actually kinda cute, this here… Is just god awful. Fuck this pairing.
So, yeah… I really can’t stand these pairings. Makes me so glad that I decided to just live দ্বারা myself and review fanfics…………………………. Oh well. That’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.
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