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Episode 2 of One Direction The London Session with Apple Music (not the catchiest title, is it?) landed today - and boy oh boy it\'s what we like to call a Video of Joy™​. 

Hosted by James Corden and featuring a mixture of interview shiz, backstage shiz and singy shiz, this is 14 minutes you really won\'t want back. 

Here\'s 5 bits that made our day, before you watch the full vid. 

"​\'If you\'re looking for someone to write your break up songs about, baby I\'m perfect.\' Now listen, I don\'t want to have any bad blood about this, and if this is a problem and we don\'t wanna talk about it we can just shake it off. Who\'s the song about?"

The guys doing their very best \'excited\' faces: 

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And recreating this moody \'walk and stare\' pose: 

Harry revealing he wanted trumpets in the chorus of \'Olivia\': 

​The joke is that the album\'s still not finished because the horns aren\'t in the chorus". 

Oh - and here\'s what that would have sounded like, if you\'re wondering, courtesy of a very enterprising fan: 

Olivia with a couple of trumpets like @Harry_Styles wanted

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Liam admitting that fruit was banned from their tour rider because they just threw it at each other. 

So yeah, basically the whole thing is just excellent. Watch it here if you don\'t believe us: 

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