8.01 || Asleep At Heaven's Gate
Brooke: Before আপনি say another word, আপনি should both know that I just have just come from the city jail, where I was frisked দ্বারা a large supposedly female cop who was very thorough in her cavity search. Now speak.
Nathan: Is everything okay?
Doctor: Yeah. I just wanna run some tests.
Mia (to Haley): Speaking of slutty, congratulations on being pregnant.
Clay: I just realized that I haven't seen a single person on this সৈকত all day...have you?
Clay: Do আপনি know what that means? Skinny dipping.
Julian (to Brooke): Get ready for my greased lightning!
Haley: আপনি ব্যক্ত the বাস্কেটবল hoop was like my uterus?
Nathan: He caught me totally off guard. He was like a ninja...Like a three foot tall, where do শিশুরা come from, ninja.
Julian (to Brooke): This happens all the time. I sleep with a girl and then the পরবর্তি morning she's already planning the wedding.
Haley: These aren't sad tears, they're happy tears.
Nathan: Alright, well how about from now on we do smiles for happy instead?
Alex: I know it must have been a surprise, me and Chase.
Mia: No not really. It's what আপনি do right? Break up couples.
Alex: Yeah. It kinda is, but not this time. আপনি screwed this up all দ্বারা yourself didn't you?
Mia: আপনি can go now.
Alex: দ্বারা the way, I plan to make him happier than আপনি ever did. So আপনি should probably just give up and সরানো on now. Okay? Great. Now I can go.
Brooke: I was just arrested and explored দ্বারা a woman with a mustache and man hands! When আপনি look up "bad" in the dictionary, this is it!
8.02 || I Can't See You, But I Know You're There
Jamie (to Julian): I'm glad they sent আপনি to pick me up. আপনি don't just treat me like a kid.
Brooke: If আপনি really like the new baby, can I have Jamie?
Nate: Yeah, আপনি can have him, but আপনি gotta have the sex talk with him first.
Haley (to Quinn): They say আপনি don't know what you've got til it's gone. I guess I didn't know how much I missed আপনি until আপনি were in my life every day.
Chase: নমস্কার Jamie, how আপনি doin' buddy?
Jamie: Do I know you?
Chase: Dude, who are you? Victoria Davis?
Chase: Come on! How come yours is so good?
Alex: 'Cause I'm kinda awesome like that. Plus, I changed the ingredients.
Haley: When the silence gets too loud, and I really start to miss everyone, I tell myself the same thing: I can't see you, but I know you're there.
8.03 || The মহাকাশ In Between
Clay: Is this heaven?
Quinn: No, just my version of it.
Will: This doesn't make sense does it? A couple of ghosts sitting on a roof... but here we are.
Nathan: I'm not strong enough Haley.
Haley: Yes আপনি are. And when you're not, আপনি have me.
Will: I know this sucks, but it's gotta be nice to know that somebody loves আপনি like that.
Julian: He likes being with his Aunt Brooke.
Brooke: No he likes being with you. And I like seeing আপনি two together.
Quinn (to Clay): আপনি know my whole family was here. It's usually best to be in a coma for that so...nice work.
Nathan: You're a good man Jamie Scott.
Jamie: So are আপনি dad.
Jamie: Aunt Brooke do আপনি know where শিশুরা come from?
Brooke: Not from me.
Will: This sucks, huh? Now I know why they call it the waiting room.
8.04 || We All Fall Down
Julian: Years from now when we look back on this moment, we're not gonna remember the trouble with your company অথবা the bad press, অথবা even your mom being in jail, we're just gonna remember how great our wedding was.
Alex: Lets make it a dare.
Chase: Okay. Loser plays the পরবর্তি hole in their underwear.
Alex: Yeah, like I'm wearing any underwear.
Victoria: Many captains of industry have done their best work while incarcerated. There's no shame in it.
Nate: I've been avoiding it now for a while, but my back is done. So, I'm gonna finish this beer, then I'm gonna go প্রথমপাতা and tell my wife that I'm done playing.
Julian: Wow. That's huge. When did আপনি decide that?
Nate: Just this second. Haley's pregnant. Clay and Quinn are recovering, and I didn't even know my own son liked baseball.
Julian: I picked out the ফুলেরডালি দ্বারা the way.
Haley: আপনি did? I'm sorry, I didn't realize. Gee, আপনি did a beautiful job.
Julian: I mean I was hoping for calla lilies but I had to settle for regular lilies. I think the snap ড্রাগন really compliment them. In my mind they really make the arrangement.
8.05 || Nobody Taught Us To Quit
Julian: আপনি make sad look beautiful, Brooke Davis.
Haley: Last time বাস্কেটবল left your dad, and this time he's leaving basketball.
Chase: Here's the thing. I know unemployment sometimes leads to crack smoking, and I understand that, but I kinda thought you'd be আরো excited about this.
Clay: Did আপনি see me own that আপেল sauce earlier? Stuh-rong.
Julian: Besides hat দস্তানা belongs on the hand of someone who loves the game. Me, I used to stand out in right field and chase butterflies. Trust me, the দস্তানা respects what I'm doing here.
Nathan: I'm sure it does. Probably doesn't respect that আপনি brought it here in a টাকার থলি though.
Julian: That's a man bag.
Victoria: I leave আপনি alone for a few days, and আপনি go back to being that stupid girl who follows her heart. I never cared for that version of you.
Nathan: Better be careful Mouth. Last time আপনি helped me, আপনি got fired and now you're sitting out here at the River Court looking kinda creepy and stalker-ish.
Brooke: I get to go visit my mother in prison and tell her I sold my company...good times.
8.06 || Not Afraid
Nathan: Now that বাস্কেটবল is over, I just keep asking myself this same question, over and over...will I ever be great at anything again?
Haley: You'll find it.
Mouth: Wow, what are you?
Millie: I'm a free bitch, baby.
যেভাবে খুশী dude: I bet you'd give anything to be playing tonight.
Nathan: Actually, not really. Happy Halloween.
Julian: How আপনি feeling today, beautiful?
Brooke: I'm not very beautiful.
Julian: Oh, well I'm gonna go grab a mirror, your reflection should take care of that.
Brooke: I will not let these vampire bridesmaids ruin our wedding.
Quinn: They're zombies. Are আপনি kidding me? Do আপনি not see how slow they're moving?
8.07 || Luck Be A Lady
Mrs. Baker: What kind of wedding doesn't have a champagne fountain.
Haley: Mine either...I wish it did, though.
Brooke: What a যেভাবে খুশী and total coincidence, my best friend Haley is here, unexpectedly.
Junk: A girl...at poker night.
Chase: Good going Julian!
Mrs. Baker: Do আপনি know what that dress is missing?
Mrs. Baker: আপনি can't control mother nature.
Brooke: অথবা Mother Baker.
Nathan: (To Haley) আপনি should have seen the way he looked at me. I haven't felt that stupid since high school, and at least then I could beat somebody up to feel better.
Haley: Well don't beat yourself up. It was just your first try, did আপনি make the first basket আপনি ever shot?
Nathan: To be fair, I was two and the basket came up to my waist. But, stats are stats.
Nathan: If I wanted to look stupid I would have stayed at প্রথমপাতা and played Trival Pursuit against Haley. I didn't have to fly to Atlanta to do it.
Erin: Did আপনি really like my music? অথবা did আপনি just not want a suicide on your hands?
Haley: I really liked it.
Alex: I'm not that good a person. I've been dealing আপনি cards from the bottom of the deck all night.
8.08 || Mouthful Of Diamonds
Erin: Are আপনি sure you're qualified to work at a crisis center?
Haley: I don't know about qualified, but I've definitely been there.
Erin: To trust someone with my music, is to trust them with everything I have in the world.
Julian: আপনি make me incredibly happy, Brooke Davis, but we all struggle sometimes.
Haley: My life is good. My son, on the other hand, is wearing headgear.
Brooke: Just because your son is in প্রণয় with me, it's no reason to take it out on my liquor cabinet.
Jerry: Dude, were আপনি really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: আপনি know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.
Haley [to Jamie]: As long as আপনি pout about your braces, Momma's rocking the eye patch all the time...everywhere!
Jamie: Some people look a little different. Some people are a little different. I think that's cool.
Mouth: Parents coming প্রথমপাতা tired from work and still have time for their kids. That's who I respect.
Erin: How is Haley as a person?
Mia: Amazing. She is one of the good ones.
Clay: Yes! Suck it, soup!
Julian: Happiness is not a destination. It is a mood, it is not permanent. It comes and goes and if people thought that way then maybe people would find happiness আরো often.
Mouth: Sorry for the guy who has to clean up this place, which is me.
Sylvia: Good luck with your Hoot 'n Nanny Wedding.
Brooke: Good luck with being old. দ্বারা the way, I like my towels.
8.09 || Between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace
Jamie: Don't worry Uncle Skills...that one is not farm fresh.
Skills: Oh, damn. I thought আপনি was the turkey.
Millie: Gobble, gobble.
Brooke: I'm thankful you're such a good friend.
Haley: I'm thankful I got to watch আপনি chug wine out of a bottle.
Chase: They're both great girls...amazing girls. But the truth is, I think they chose for me. I want to be with a girl who really wants to be with me. Not someone who lies to me, অথবা broke up with me দ্বারা text. I think I should just be দ্বারা myself for a while.
Jamie: I am thankful for my baby brother.
Haley: অথবা sister.
Victoria: But that table's for misfits.
Brooke: How perfect for you.
Victoria: Here we got with the typical Brooke dramatics.
Brooke: আপনি want dramatic? There's a carving ছুরি here I'm not afraid to use.
8.10 || Lists, Plans
Dan: I ended two lives when I pulled that trigger, and one of them was mine.
Brooke: Did আপনি seriously just quote Hitch?
Julian: Yeah because it's a really good quote.
Julian: I promise আপনি it will be the সেকেন্ড most exhilarating 45 সেকেন্ড of your life.
Brooke: What's the first? Oh, a sex joke, which might be cute if আপনি weren't 15,000 feet in the air with half the plane missing.
Brooke: Is this thing even legal to take on roads?
Julian: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Dan: She's pretty. I can see why Evans was sleeping with her.
Quinn: He wasn't.
Dan: That's too bad.
Dan: What can I help আপনি with?
Haley: I loved spelling bees when I was your age.
Jamie: Yeah, Dad ব্যক্ত আপনি were a nerd.
Brooke: James Lucas Scott, are আপনি drinking a beer?
Jamie: What kind of backyard hootenanny and pig roast would this be without it?
8.11 || Darkness On The Edge Of Town
Quinn [to Katie]: I'm your storm.
Katie: I can't...
Quinn: Breathe? I know. It's okay, you'll pass out soon, but unlike me আপনি won't lay there for 12 hours. Only a psycho would let আপনি do that.
Katie [to Quinn]: Go on! Run in to the storm! But I'm your storm, and I'll find you.
Nathan: This is so A বড়দিন Story. Back in the car, Ralphie.
Jamie: So? Chuck and Madison are going.
Haley: Chuck's mom's an alcoholic.
8.12 || The Drinks We Drank Last Night
Haley: To Brooke and her last night of freedom. It's her turn now.
Haley: Just read the book and forget about professor what's-his-face.
Nathan: Okay I'll read the book.
Brooke: This বছর has been the hardest of my life, and আপনি know who's always been here for me? No matter what? My maid of honor.
Brooke: আপনি did all this for me?
Sylvia: I did this for the girl my son loves.
Sylvia: Haven't আপনি ever forgiven someone for a kiss?
Brooke: Well, I forgave Lucas for স্নেহ চুম্বন Peyton, but I never forgot.
Sylvia: Has everyone dated this Lucas character?
Dave Navarro: নমস্কার where's that other chick that I nailed? I want to apologize to her for the black eye.
Brooke: What are আপনি doing here, Dave Navarro?
Julian: Good morning, gorgeous. If আপনি don't get প্রথমপাতা soon, I might have to misbehave all দ্বারা myself.
Sylvia: Good morning, honey.
Sylvia: Wow, it's like I did shots of fire.
Haley: I thought we weren't in high school anymore.
Brooke: Well, let's face it, she's always gonna be the girl that got naked in front of my boyfriend.
Julian: You're only getting married once. I want it to be perfect.
Brooke: It is.
Brooke: Marriage is about loving someone for who they are and accepting them for their mistakes. I have to tell him.
Sylvia: All people don in small towns is have sex and watch TV.
Brooke: আপনি say that like it's a bad thing.
Quinn: Oh my god. We have to go now.
Quinn: Because we গাউন Nathan's professor's dog!
Millie: I can't believe we গাউন a dog.
Alex: We don't know that!
Quinn: He skateboards! Guys we are in possession of a stolen skateboarding dog!
Sylvia: Great news! They found it!
Brooke: My ring?
Sylvia: No, my phone! It's at the আগুন house lets go!
Haley: Of course.
Haley: Oh my god what the hell were আপনি doing with Dave Navarro?!
Sylvia: What the hell am I wearing?!
Brooke: What the hell did we do last night?!
Millie: Why would I get boots?
Haley: Because that tattoo kicks ass!
Quinn: I found it!
Brooke: My ring?!
Quinn: Millie's নিড়ানি, hoe tag.
Alex: নিড়ানি, hoe tag? It's called a tramp stamp.
Quinn: Then where's yours?
Haley: I have one!
Haley: What was in those drinks?!
Alex: I don't know. Energy?
Brooke: Everyone shut up about their stupid mouths! I হারিয়ে গেছে my engament ring.
8.13 || The Other Half Of Me
Haley: I have heard a lot of best man speeches in my life, and yours was দ্বারা far the sweetest, most honest, and the most memorable.
Julian: Brooke before I met আপনি I thought my world had everything I needed to be happy.I had nothing else to compare to. Then আপনি walked into my life and everything changed. I realized how empty my world was without আপনি in it, and my old life was no longer capable of making me happy, not without you. I প্রণয় everything about আপনি Brooke, I প্রণয় the way আপনি challenge me like no one ever has, I প্রণয় the way আপনি look at me like no one ever has, and I প্রণয় the way আপনি প্রণয় me like no one ever has. I cant imagine spending my life without you, and if আপনি say yes to me in a few মিনিট I wont have to......You look beautiful দ্বারা the way!
Jamie: I'm gonna have a little sister?
Haley: Is that okay?
Jamie: Yeah. I hope she's just like you, Mom
Haley: I have heard a lot of best man speeches in my life and yours was দ্বারা far the sweetest, most honest, and the most memorable. I have never been so proud of you.
Priest: If anyone can প্রদর্শনী just cause why this couple should not be joined together, speak now...
Skills: Don't nobody say nothing!
Jamie: Brooke looks like an angel.
Julian: That's why I'm not nervous.
Julian: I found my other half.
Brooke: We're going to the church. We're going to the church where I'm getting married. Haley, I'm getting married.
Skills: আপনি know a few years back there was a wedding here in বৃক্ষ Hill...bride wasn't who she ব্যক্ত she was. A lot of good people got hurt that day.
Alex: Honestly I'm really terrible at keeping secrets. This one time my friend Kimmy told me she hooked up with two people at the same party, and I promised I wouldn't say a word, but then I told like four people within an ঘন্টা and one of them was actually Kimmy.
Chase: I thought we were chosen because Julian has no guy friends.
Haley: Why are আপনি dancing like that Brooke?
Brooke: Because this dance is what made an amazing man fall in প্রণয় with me!
Haley: But sweety, আপনি know this isn't a competition right?
Jamie: Okay good. Just remember that when they like my speech more.
Julian: Guess this is my lucky day.
Julian: It wasn't really about the girl. It was the idea of someone out there for me. So I kept this other half bumper car token ever since as a reminder that somewhere out there, if I'm lucky, is my other half.
Julian: Why would your rabbit have an emotional response to our wedding?
Jamie: Well, he's always had a thing for Brooke.
8.14 || Holding Out For A Hero
Chuck (to Chase): Nice hat...do they make 'em for guys?
Chase: I could be a big brother. I've always liked playing with kids.
Mia: Yeah, don't say that out loud.
Alex (to Mia): I came to ask Haley, not you. Why talk to the greasy rag when আপনি can talk to the mechanic?
Kellerman: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.
Brooke: Was I sleep fighting again?
Julian: Yes! No আরো Kick গাধা for my wife before bed.
Chuck's mom (to Chase): Hey, I know you. You're my bartender.
Chuck: Bar manager, and he's also a pilot.
Quinn: And আপনি all take down that website অথবা I'll post your photos, and they're all from bad angles.
Haley: Maybe I'll call the Dean.
Nikki: Like the Dean of Princeton would listen to some whack job in a cape.
Brooke: They're not crypts, they're kids. আরো specifically, they're stuck up little bitches that need to be dealt with.
Chase: We got plans today remember?
Chuck: My dad says guys can always flake on each other.
Quinn: Kinda makes আপনি Super Haley.
Haley: That's so dumb. Why would I include my real name in my super hero name?
Brooke: আপনি haven't even heard my idea.
Haley: Fine, what is it?
Brooke: We should be super heroes.
8.15 || Valentine's দিন Is Over
Brooke: Do আপনি think I'll be a good mom?
Julian: You'll be an amazing mom.
Haley: আপনি প্রণয় me?
Nathan: Of course I do you, dork. With all my heart.
Chuck: Yup, another Valentine's দিন alone.
Chase: It sucks.
Chuck: Well আরো for you. I'm only eight.
Chuck: Betcha my dad has a তারিখ tonight. Probably has four অথবা five.
Jamie: If আপনি were a girl would that be okay?
Quinn: Yeah it'd be awesome, and technically I am a girl.
Jamie: If that's your story.
Jamie: I'm sticking with the shoelaces. The hearts say I like you, but the shoelace part isn't too mushy.
Chuck: My dad says real men drink whiskey.
Chase: How bout a root beer?
Julian: Just remember, you're my girl Brooke Davis, and আপনি always will be.
8.16 || I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here
Julian: Eating ice cream is the best part about Little League...except for maybe catching butterflies.
Julian: Alright! Let's get this audition started.
Julian: That দস্তানা belonged to Roberto Clemente...ooo butterfly!
Haley: What about the off chance that he doesn't do so well, আপনি gonna go all Dan Scott on him?
Julian: Brooke Penelope Davis Baker, আপনি break that box spring and you're sleeping on the floor.
Haley: That was because Jamie ব্যক্ত he had a great দিন and his dad was a big part of that.
Nathan: Well how was his moms day?
Haley: It was good, it was great actually, and I think Lydia really enjoyed it too.
Nathan: আপনি can't have an open bottle on the mound in the pros. আপনি gotta pour it in a cup.
Haley: Here's to my best friend, Brooke Davis. There is no one else to whom I would trust my child more.
Haley: Well আপনি must be starving. Feel free to have some খাবার and uh just ya know don't eat my ho ho cake.
Ian: I party on a boat. It's my dad's pride and joy, so I like to trash it now and then. আপনি guys in?
Nathan: Maybe we should just go to a bar.
8.17 || The Smoker আপনি Drink, The Player আপনি Get
Chuck: Where we goin'?
Chase: Dude, it's late on a school night, does it matter?
Chuck: Good point.
যেভাবে খুশী Guy: Are আপনি the angry chicken reporter?
Millie: That's me.
যেভাবে খুশী Guy: That was awesome দ্বারা the way. Can I have your autograph?
Haley: Ooh, আপনি wanna watch Psych?
Quinn: Never heard of it. Is it any good?
Chase: আপনি can প্রদর্শনী your va-jay-jay in a sex tape, but God forgive they know আপনি wear glasses.
Nathan: Ian's a hell of a prospect and he's gonna need an agent.
Kellerman: I didn't say I didn't want him represented Mr. Scott. I simply don't want him represented দ্বারা you.
Millie: I AM hot. My chicken feet are sweating like আপনি wouldn't believe.
Haley: আপনি tried to stuff me into a stingray. আপনি were so not ready.
Quinn: আপনি cried wolf, নেকড়ে crier.
8.18 || Quiet Little Voices
Brooke: I promise আপনি I'm going to know this child, and they'll know me...no matter what.
Victoria: Because if this boy Julian loves you, and আপনি প্রণয় him, that's all that matters. That is the most important thing, and the clothes can wait.
Julian: I want আপনি to know that whenever we do get pregnant, that's gonna be a great day.
Haley: Who do আপনি wanna be Nathan?
Nathan: I wanna be somebody who's good enough to be seen with you.
Nathan: If I don't go to Duke, if I don't play college basketball, if today is the best it ever gets for me, will that be enough?
Haley: Of course. Nathan as long as আপনি are a good husband and a goof father to your son...it's a boy Nathan, we're gonna have a son.
Jamie: And when আপনি and Dad were in high school আপনি had me?
Haley: That's right. You're not allowed to do that.
Nathan: আপনি my man are not a baby anymore.
Jamie: Nope, but they are.
Hayley: Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of us.
Quinn: আপনি know my dad's name is James James right?
Brooke: We need a name. Our baby's gonna be born without a name.
Clay: Ya know we'll have kids of our own some day.
Quinn: Well they'll have your big bushy eye brows.
8.19 || Where Not To Look For Freedom
Brooke: I think we'd be happy in New York.
Julian: I think আপনি should take that job in New York.
Alex: Now what?
Chase: Chuck says you're hot.
Alex: So আপনি liked it?
Chase: I did. Talkin' about that চুম্বন right?
Julian: I nearly হারিয়ে গেছে my wife. Nathan nearly হারিয়ে গেছে his son. Do আপনি know what that feels like?
Kellerman: Yes I do. I've হারিয়ে গেছে both.
Skills: Lotta livin' down here bro. End of an era.
Ian: Congrats on the baby. Very strong. Tell her to come see me in about 17 years.
Kellerman: It's a good system, tenure, except when teachers fail to use their freedom for the common good.
Kellerman: As of today, I'm no longer Professor Kellerman. I've resigned my position.
Haley: Okay. Let's take the baby from insane Aunt Quinn.
Nathan: I know what আপনি did and আপনি know what আপনি did. And this is going to be made right দ্বারা আপনি অথবা দ্বারা me.
Kellerman: Well it seems my class gets younger every day. আপনি must have done extremely well on your advanced placement exams.
8.20 || The Man Who Sailed Around His Soul
Haley: I'm gonna miss আপনি Brooke Davis like আপনি can't understand.
Brooke: I have come to offer আপনি a trade. Last reminisce of Karen's cafe for Lydia...straight up.
Alex: So much for baby steps.
Chase: আপনি played guitar. It wasn't fair.
Nate: Ginger ale?
Julian: I like ginger ale, it settles my stomach.
Brooke: We're pregnant!
Chuck: We only need one madison. Don't mess it up.
Ian: I couldn't stay. I just couldn't.
Julian: Well now maybe আপনি can stay and think about it. Enjoy the walk.
Julian: আপনি know what's good about boats? They float. Cars not so much.
Chuck (to Alex): And I saw pictures of আপনি on the internet...naughty, naughty.
Chuck: Wow Jamie, আপনি bat like my mom.
8.21 || Flightless Bird, American Mouth
Brooke: How আপনি feeling sunshine?
Lauren: Shame. So much shame.
Chase: আপনি could have killed yourself! অথবা someone else!
Chuck: I just...I don't want আপনি to go.
Clay: I don't understand camping. We have houses, bed, showers, flat irons.
Clay: The tent did not get it done last night.
Nathan: আপনি fertile bastard.
Mouth: In case আপনি have noticed, I'm weird Millie. I'm an odd duck.
Clay: You're just now noticing this? I'm a weird dude. An odd duck.
Nathan: Who are you, Brian Boitano?
Clay: Brian Boitano won the স্বর্ণ in men's figure skating.
Nathan: That's my point exactly.
8.22 || This Is My House, This Is My Home
Julian: Your mom is Brooke Davis, and she has enough strength for all of us.
Julian: I'm sure in three months I'll be wondering who I was before we had a family.
Chase (to Mia): আপনি inspire me. Your goodness inspires me.
Chase: Can আপনি write thanks for the 45 সেকেন্ড of heaven?
Julian: This is our miracle Brooke Davis, and now it's two miracles. And no girl deserves it more.
Doctor: Congratulations, you're carrying twins.