Hi! I know I haven't been active here for a while, I was caught up in things. Doubt anyone remembers me, but I have written many অনুরাগী fictions. And then the movie came out and ruined some of my অনুরাগী fictions. In a good way.

So I was পাঠ করা up about the movie, and I found something saying that the movie and the প্রদর্শনী where set in parallel universes. I was surprised so I wrote something down about it. And some more. And ended up লেখা this about the penguins and alternate realities.

Sorry if I get off topic, I was literally just talking and Siri was লেখা it down. So here we go!

The Penguins...

A normal দিন at the CPZ, the penguins are going through their normal morning routine when the Alice alarm goes off suddenly. They all run up topside to see her carrying a large crate.

To the man on the walkie-talkie she says, “Yeah we’re hoping that this female will mate with one of the males.” Alice put the বাক্স down and walked away.

From inside the crate, they all heard a mumble, “Mate my ass. What am I, a prostitute?” It was a pretty female voice.

Skipper examined the বাক্স and said, “Kowalski, options.” Kowalski flipped through his notebook and looked over his options he planned...

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CommanderSkipper said...
    Rodent? What in the name of Eisenhower's oatmeal are আপনি doing on fanpop? How did you...

Author's Note: So, have NOT done a blooper in forever! I hope আপনি enjoy it! :D

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Waiting: Take 1

Kowalski: “So, twenty questions?”

Skipper: “Shoot.”

Kowalski: “Is it a person, place, অথবা thing?”

Skipper: “Thing.”

Kowalski: “Is it bigger than a রুটি box?”

Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)

Kowalski: :/

[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]

Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”

Rico: :D *hacks up roach* O_O “That’s not right...”

Everyone: O_o

Broach 1: “Hey, that’s my brother, Steve.”

Steve: *horrified* “The things I have seen...”

Waiting: Take 2

[scene shifts to RICO and...

My story begins here: inside a crate, in the back of a van, on the very busy roads of Manhattan. Uncle Nigel told me it was time I moved on, and I could only presume the scribbles on this letter he had প্রদত্ত me ব্যক্ত I was going to community college. But alas, no matter how overwhelming this change felt, it was too late now to turn back; the Central Park Zoo was expecting me. It was time to say goodbye to Texas.

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The zookeeper left me alone, atop an icy platform surround দ্বারা water: the পেংগুইন habitat.

My tummy growls in hunger very loudly, and I'm sure glad nobody is around to hear...

Kowalski and the others rushed out of the H.Q. When they reached the zoo's exit. They stopped immediately. "Marlene, আপনি can't go any farther." Kowalski sighed. "Okay, but tell Skipper…" Marlene stopped.
"Wha?" Rico asked.
"Nevermind, good luck!" Marlene said.
Kowalski nodded and led the others on. "Are we there yet?" Julien groaned. "DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE"RE THERE!" Kowalski shouted frustratedly.
Mort scurried behind King Julien's feet in hiding. "Wow," Rico ব্যক্ত stunned.
Kowalski realized that snapping at Julien won't solve anything. Lowering his head into his flippers, he signed. Rico patted...

And আপনি thought I gave up on this story.
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RICO

Once Rico had found his way onto the boat, he knew he had to hide from the human. He remembered his mother's advice, "When hiding from predators do something they can't do."
Since humans can seem to do anything, this seemed impossible. But, Rico had come this far, he wasn't turning back. He thought really hard, then he remembered, humans can't fly! 
Penguins couldn't fly, either. Was there even a chance? Rico thought of আরো of his mothers advice, "Humans see the world less detailed, so hide in complicated...

Skipper sipped his hot coffee, Kowalski poured a mixture of chemicals in a jar, Private was watching Lunacorns and Rico was brushing his পুতুল hair. Just then, out of the blue, Private turned around and looked at Skipper .“What is it Private?”. “Umm..Skippah? I have been meaning to ask আপনি this for a while…”Private trailed off. “Im waiting.”. “*Gulp*... How did আপনি end up being who আপনি are?”
Skipper chocked on his coffee. Kowalski poured to much liquid into the jar, which in turn...Exploded. Rico ripped his পুতুল head off দ্বারা pulling on her hair to hard. Private gulped again,...

নমস্কার guys! ^^

This is just a যেভাবে খুশী idea I had while browsing the Internet. Here is a বিবরণ of the POM characters.

Hope আপনি like it! Enjoy! :)

Skipper:

The leader of a Badass Crew of Commando Penguins, voiced দ্বারা DreamWorks animator/TV series co-creator Tom McGrath. He speaks in a crisp, hard-edged tone like a cool spy from a film noir movie. In the TV series, Skipper is somewhat abrasive with the other three penguins, often chastizing them and Dope Slapping them to keep them in line.
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Tropes associated with Skipper:•...

The flickering of a small lamp illuminates the penguins' faces, some filled with fear অথবা excitement, and others, boredom. Skipper stands in the center of the ring of penguins, and holds an eerie flashlight to his face.

Skipper: Tonight, as আপনি can tell, is horror night! So, who wants to go first?

Rico, Private, and Kowalski sit motionless.

Kowalski: Fine, I'll give it a go.

Kowalski stands up and takes the flashlight from Skipper.

Kowalski: Alright.... once, there was a scientist, and he decided to create an experiment...

Skipper raises his "eyebrow", knowing that Kowalski's story will be predictable....

The penguins where at my house that evening talking about their last mission they where on well skipper was holding the mission files. But, something happened the lights when out there was a scream of terror and when they came back on the files where gone.
But i ব্যক্ত "I have a crystal ball আপনি can use but i must..."
"Yeah yeah yeah what ever just give us the ball!" Skipper said."Fine," so I showed them where it was and this is what happened.
There was a Genie inside that ball that hated everybody even me it will play tricks on আপনি and it will be mean about it.
The boys where rubbing it and words...

- Knock Knock Jokes -

Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two আরো hours until they প্রদর্শনী the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one দিন can আপনি please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm...

Sorry it took me so long to update! This was a difficult chapter to write, but I’m pleased with the final product. I hope আপনি enjoy it and, yes, not all the characters are going to survive this. Just wanted to make that clear.

Hopeless Situations

“Um, excuse me, Dr. Blowhole?” Private said, “I-I’m still stuck here!”
“Oh, I know, Private,” he responded, “I know.”
“Hey, let the private go, Blowhole!” Skipper ordered.
The শুশুক bowed mockingly, “Your wish is my command, Skipper!” At that moment, the floor began to tremble. The penguins hit the floor, and Kowalski...

~ it needs 2 to প্রণয় ~


This is a story about friendship and love.
How would emotions change the penguin's life? Can the হৃদয় be stronger than the psyche?

This here's the story.




Surprise, Surprise.

Marlene was enjoying herself in her bright pool, গান গাওয়া loudly and swimming a few rounds, as suddenly an animal landed with a big splash in the water.
Marlene got frightened, she quickly turned to the animal who couldn't swim.
''Hold on!'', she shouted and swam as fast as an অনুষ্ঠান- অ্যারো to save the poor animal. It was a rendeer.

She carried it in her habitat and as she looked at the rendeer's face, she smiled...

Author's note: yes, i realize this story may be far-fetched, but this was one of my best ideas at the time, and i'm happy with the way it turned out despite my having no knowledge of how the actual voice actors act in real life, nor how they'd behave in a situation like this. This is my version of them, and my take on the show. I'm just here to tell my stories and do my own thing. if আপনি don't like it, shaddap and don't say nuthin'. but if আপনি like it, দ্বারা all means, comment! I hope আপনি enjoy this!

-Adam (AKA @NumismatistNut on twitter)



Tom McGrath's Point of view (Skipper's voice actor, in case...

Last backstory! Next, we're into the real story! Also, if আপনি don't understand, Classidy is Classified (I needed to give him a real name), and Short is Short Fuse.

"Wolf!" Short shouted.
"Seal!" Eva exclaimed.
"Owl!" Corporal enthused.
"Polar bear!" Classidy yelled.

The জন্তু জানোয়ার scrambled back to their feet (the ones that had feet) and jumped back away from the others. The siren continued to blare.

Now in a diamond shape, Eva noticed, they all stood in fighting stances. The Arctic's natural enemies, accidentally bound together. But was it accident as much as fate?

"What is a সীল doing out of the water?"...

Kowlaski was in extreme pain...the crying wasn't helping...he didn't want to look down...all he could see was blood down near his bottom....his feet were completly disfigured.....kowlaksi looked over at Rico who was covered in multiples of multiples of bruises....Rico could only open one eye....but barely moved....

Kowlaksi:Rico...Rico.....it hurts...it hurts so much...

Rico:"deep wheezing"..."deep wheezing"....u.....u...

Rico could hardly speak....his beak was crushed from one of the punches that jimmy did to him...

Kowlaksi:Rico...please...stay with me! I promise I'm gonna get u out of here!...

it was a peacefull দিন at the zoo, অথবা at least it was unless আপনি were inside the penguins base.
"skipper i apreciate the thought but it is'nt...." kowalski was muttering, "NO SOLDIER" yelled skipper, "my scientist deserves one তারিখ where nothing goes wrong", kowalski and marlene had been dating for a week now, and a mixture of attacks orderd দ্বারা a jeleous julien and nasty rumors had ruined all of their dates, "well i suppose letting আপনি plan one তারিখ wont hurt.." the words were barley out of kowalskis mouth when his team hit him with a barrage of প্রশ্ন "where do আপনি want the date?.." "how...

Those are all Bada and Bing's উদ্ধৃতি from the episode "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976. Hope this will help you! :)



*from 01.07 to 01.09*

Bada: আপনি can keep 'em.

*from 01.12 to 01.33*

Bing: This is true.

Bada: But today we got us some special: ???

Bing: Imma মুষ্ট্যাঘাত your mouth if you'll say such a thing!

Bada: Oh, these are african Plantains! From the old country!

Bing: Like Mama used to pick, sweet delicious gabagoo, a little piece of Heaven dancing on your tounge.

*from 04.30 to 04.33*

Bing: Hey, what was that for?!

Bada: Yo, We got us a situation.

*from 05.25 to 05.56*

Bing: Hey, আপনি gotta ???

Bada: Yeah,...

Sugar High: Take 1

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I প্রণয় sugar & I'm the blestrecker, bleh! Sorry, mouth got dry."

Sugar High: Take 2

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I প্রণয় sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a আগুন truck!...Or is it engine? Script!"

Sugar High: Take 3

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I প্রণয় sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a আগুন engine! WEEWOOWEEWOO! Arrg, I'm a pirate! Wow! A caterpillar! My name backwards is...Wait, what is my name backwards?"

Sugar High:...