WARNING: It is probable that the interview আপনি are about to read is the most pathetic thing আপনি will ever lay eyes on for numerous reasons. The main one being that I won, and those hos Shandeh and Kriztin claim to suck at interviews leaving me to interview myself. Another is that in this interview there are numerous (failed) attempts to be funny. So read with caution.

(This is where I would congratulate anyone else, but congratulating yourself makes আপনি sound like a tool)

Why do আপনি ship St. Berry?
Bitch, I wrote an entire link about this so I could clearly go on for a while about how much I...