Grilled Cheesus (EP03) Puck: "I mean I see God every time I make out with a new chick." Rachel: "Okay, th-that doesn't make any sense. In fact it's stupid!" Puck: "Are আপনি calling mister Billy Joel stupid?"
Duets (EP04) Will: "Bad news guys; Puckerman's in juvie." Tina: "Really was just a matter of time." Quinn: "What did he do?" Will: "He drove his moms Volvo through the front of a convenience store and drove off with the ATM." Rachel: "W-when is he getting out?"
Never Been Kissed (EP06) Rachel: "SPIES!" Puck: "Lighten up."