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Post the funniest quote আপনি ব্যক্ত out loud today.

Here's mine (well it's a conversation with my mom)

Mom: I want আপনি to make brownies later on.
Me: Do they have to be the regular kind অথবা can I make the "special" kind.
Mom: *silence*
Me: আপনি haven't had time to visit our dealer have আপনি *sighs* well then regular brownies it is.

My mother then proceeded to yell at me for making such a "vile" joke, but oh well it was worth it.
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i dont get it...
larouxbestfan posted বছরখানেক আগে
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When I ব্যক্ত "special" brownies I meant pot brownies.
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হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ
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CourtneyFan17 said:
In class
Me: "Did আপনি know that a মাফিন is a naked কেক :D?" (To Taylor)
Taylor: No I pefer muffins
Me: কাপকেক ARE THE BOMB!!!!!!!!
Substitute: Shhh!!!!!!!!
Taylor: Haha!
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O.0 হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ
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_Ema-nescence_ said:
যেভাবে খুশী এমো স্টাইল dude: Wanna hug?
My friend: im a dude
যেভাবে খুশী এমো স্টাইল dude: oh
My friend: shell hug u!
Me: umm sure
যেভাবে খুশী এমো স্টাইল dude: i should really make a sign
Me:DUDE WATCH OUT!
যেভাবে খুশী এমো স্টাইল dude: what?
Friend:move!
at that point my other friend comes running down the sidewalk cuz someone is chasing him, then he runs into the other এমো স্টাইল dude and they both fall
Me: umm u should prob get up.
Friend: wy
Me: cuz it looks like a gay party down there get up!
then i started laughing and the prep clique yelled freak at us so we started doin soulja boy and failed হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ were idiots :P
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xxXsk8trXxx said:
"DDDEEEEEEEWASSSSSSSSDFGSUEPOWDASREGERKJHGWPEIRUGWPHEIURGBWEOJHGBWJEHRGBKWJEHRGBWKEJ."
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drunksheep said:
"Living on south hemisphere sucks."
আপনি don't think that's funny? Whatever, my brother LOL'd at that anyway.
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16falloutboy said:
"Ponies are magical"
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selenagomezfan7 said:
HUG ME BROTHA


পাতিহাঁস AND JOSH
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LOL! Roflmao...
Karipoof posted বছরখানেক আগে
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hahaha! I প্রণয় that quote! hehe
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cookiehead101 said:
in class (grading our math tests)
teacher:number 1 is 0.35
me:YH I GOT THAT RIGHT!!!!
teacher:good 4 u sarah
me:o never mind i didnt put the put the zero this sucks FLOWERS!!!!!!
হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ XD
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Haha....stuff like this happens all the time...lol...:)
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samuraibond005 said:
Russia: VODKAAAAAAAAA *Said while jumping out of an airplane without a parachute*

It's a হেটালিয়া referance. XD
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Karipoof said:
Ok here's mine...This happened during bio
Girl: Miss I didn't do the homework.
Miss: Why?
Girl: Because when I googled 'how to choose the sex of your baby' I got some videos...*shudders*
Miss: Wel I'm sorry I didn't mean for আপনি all to go find...
Me: Porn?
Miss: Exactly

But see I didn't say that in reply to her question...I was talking to my friend and she ব্যক্ত something that sounded like, "I kissed porn." So I asked her "You kissed porn?" And the last word came out loudly and it came out just in time to finish Miss's sentence....everyone started laughing especially when Miss ব্যক্ত "Exactly."
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That was আরো awkward than funny though....
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skuttlebug303 said:
Me and a group of বন্ধু went to the mall.
I threw a chip at a যেভাবে খুশী lady
then hid behind a clothes rack
then screamed "imma f***king ninja
they kicked us out :/
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RandomOne said:
Ms. Pecsi: ...because tomorrow we'll dive strait into the three territories
Me: but i can't swim!
Ms. Pecsi (giving me a taste of my own medicine): well, then you'll drown
Me: but then i'll never learn to swim
Ms. Pecsi: *busted*
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lollz
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LunaShay said:
Misa:I could never dream about a world without Light!

L:Yes,it would be very dark.

Light:Shut up!

Ah,i প্রণয় that XD.
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হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ
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iamagagamonster said:
my "friend": all men want cookies
me: wait.. arn't those called muffins

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but then i said, well not all men
iamagagamonster posted বছরখানেক আগে
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O.0 ha!!
skuttlebug303 posted বছরখানেক আগে
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yea
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ilovevladimir said:
cupcake:muffins r just ugly কাপকেক muffin:*cries* i know
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lolibarbie said:
Convo between me and a guy named Jesse:

Me: HOLY SHIT D:<
Jesse: What?
Me: SNOOKI. GOT. FREAKING. PUNCHED.
Jesse: ...And?
Me: দ্বারা a dude.
Jesse: ...... SLUTTY @$$ B!TCH CAN GO SUC-
Me: JESSE! DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER TEACH আপনি TO NOT CURSE IN FRONT OF A LADY?!! .... Oh wait ...... your mom is gone .... ..... heh....sorry.
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"Oh wait ...... your mom is gone".... That is supposed to be funny?
PaisleyPark posted বছরখানেক আগে
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No, it's an inside joke >_>
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neonstars said:
DAMN THT CRAZY দুশ্চরিত্রা WENT DOWN LIKE THE TITANIC!!!!
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XxEmolovexX said:
* someone kills my friend in world of warcraft *

me : oh my god they killed kenny!You bastard!


yea... i got kicked from my group... so did my friend... >_< apparently আপনি cant be joking during raids....
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