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EmzLovesCheryl said:
Hmm. I can remember a সাম্প্রতিক conversation which was meant to be a compliment towards me but was a tad strange. I've got it saved in my ফেসবুক ইনবক্স somewhere, I'll find it.... here it is! Girl: You're like a star, aren't you? আপনি know, because you're so kind. Me: Aww, thankyou! But that's আপনি hun. Girl: Nahh. I mean you're extra kind! Everyone loves you! Except the jealous ones... Actually, no! You're better than a star, you're Jesus! Yes! Everyone loved Jesus, except the people who were jealous of him, right? Me: Um, thanks, if আপনি say so... Girl: I do. Yeah, you're like the reincarnation of যীশু Emily! Oh my God why didn't I notice it before! আপনি even look like the guy! Me: How the fuck do আপনি know what যীশু looks like! Girl: Don't swear, that makes আপনি less like Jesus. No, I'm seriously excited, I actually think you're Jesus, I'm বন্ধু with Jesus! Me: Um, *name*, are আপনি ok? I thought it was a compliment at first, but are আপনি saying I have facial hair?! Girl: Noo. I don't mean আপনি look like a man, I mean your facial features look like Jesus's. Don't worry, he was attractive. Actually that reminds me, me and *name* were saying how much আপনি looked like Michael Jackson the other day, and it's true! You're so lucky! Me: Why are to telling me this?! I thought আপনি were my friend? :D Girl: What the hell are আপনি on about? You're the luckiest person in the world! You're Jesus, Michael Jackson, and Emily all in one! And আপনি don't even realize how lucky আপনি are, do you? It's not fair. :( Me: Are আপনি being sarcastic? Girl: Wtf? No! Me: So...you really believe that I'm the reincarnation of যীশু and you're jealous of the fact that I look like a man? o_O Girl: You've got it wrong. But yes, I do believe that, and I am jealous. Like I said, you're special in this world Em, I wish I was special. Why can't I be the reincarnation of Mary? :( Me: *name*, I think you'd better go and lie down... Girl: Whatever. Bye. *signs off*. Me: o_O
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