Okay, so when I was three, my family and I went to applebees to eat. There was a 'miller' sign, so i ব্যক্ত "Look dad! There's our last name!" (which is miller btw) and he ব্যক্ত "No, kayla. They sell booze here." so I just frowned and walked up to my mom, who was walking a few feet ahead of us, and ব্যক্ত "Mom? Are there naked ladies in there?" she gave me a wierd look and ব্যক্ত "No...why do আপনি say that?" and I replied "Because dad ব্যক্ত they sell boobs here."
Well, I tried some craft-dough that smelled like vanilla, but tasted like dog crap left out in the sun for three days, then coated in cat puke. I was out of school for the rest of the week. I've been chased দ্বারা a little baby robin, no taller than 5 in. (when jumping) because I cornered it under a porch. It turned around, gave me an evil glare, then started peeping like crazy and made me bump my head on the bottom of the porch. EVIL little birdy... I've also: thought my বন্ধু mom was letting her 8yr. son order বিয়ার at বিস্কুট Barrel (it was root beer, the bottle looked like বিয়ার though), drank week-old sprite from McDonalds (no mold;Phew!),and burnt my hand on french fry.
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how do আপনি know wat dog crap and cat puke tasts like O.o
This involves two of my friends. Let's call them X and Y. X ব্যক্ত to Y, "Wanna know a secret?" then leaned over and whispered something in Y's ear. Now, I'm not extremely nosey, but it seriously pissed me off that they had the nerve to tell secrets in front of me. So I started begging and shouting at them to tell me. This went on for a while. Then, in a fit of rage, I screamed "IF আপনি DON'T TELL ME, I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE!" Then Y stared straight at me and said, "She burped in my ear."
