what is the weirdest প্রশ্ন u asked someone, অথবা someone asked u?

"Are আপনি magical?" Yeah, don't ask, it's a long story.

I asked someone "why is a raven like a লেখা desk"

Do u প্রণয় বিস্কুট আরো than me? হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ I told my friend that

Let's see, I've been asked...
"How did Elmo come to be?"
"Does God have dimples?"
"Why are আপনি wearing pants?!"

"Do আপনি ever feel like a plastic bag?"

Are আপনি Mr. Da Silva? (I'm clearly a girl, had long hair, make-up and I was wearing PINK)

Can he speak Brazilian অথবা only Portuguese? (the same woman, to my fiancé)

Hehehehehe did he just say me "two"? (again the same girl and fyi he ব্যক্ত me "too" just cause আপনি can't speak English doesn't mean he can't)


Yes the agency of work in Germany REALLY needs better workers.

to me "Tristan, are আপনি a vampire?"
answer:yes
and from me "Do আপনি think that book was writen দ্বারা a monkey too?"
answer:sometimes

"Whats your bra size?" Yeah, i dont even know why i was asked that. O__o

I cant really put it up... Its kinda nasty and some 10yr old will freakout if i post it.

Where's the murder victim's arm? (okay, I admit this was in a dream I had but it's the first I can think of) how the person I was speaking to responded was "I don't know." while holding the severed arm.