Well. He kills kids He lives in foggy places around lakes and forests Mainly forrests of pine trees আপনি know ur gonna get killed দ্বারা him when আপনি see him in a dream the night before But I dunno why he kills Is he drunk? Is he stoned? Is he a retard? Dose he have a mental problem? Is he bored? I dunno. But he is my বন্ধু wife so he don't kill/eat/rape/murder/curse/whatever anymore :)
The world revolves around Slender Man. Everything we think, see, অথবা do is because of Slender Man. Without him, our Earth would be nothing but a ball of dirt.
The main reason we come in contact with Slender Man is because we did something that violates the code that Slender Man believes everypony should follow.
This reason also shows us why many famous people have died. Michael Jackson was killed because of what he had done to his face. Let's be honest, he looked like Mickey Mouse. Billy Mays died because Slender Man thought he was too annoying, and the commercials he did were stupid. And recently, Steve Jobs passed because Slender Man thought his work could be improved, and that আপেল may have a better chance with a new thinker creating their products.
See, everything that happens in Equestria is because of Slender Man. Now kiddies, don't fuck up.
