What are some funny/embarassing moments that happened @ school?

Embarrassing school moment for me:

Did I ever tell আপনি guys how much I hate my math teacher? Yes? No? Well, now আপনি know.
One time, there was a rumor going around the school. The rumor being Mr. Bauer (my math teacher) was gay.
So, one day, me and my friend were walking up the staircase to get to math class when she tells me the rumor. Like the idiot I am, my reaction was yelling out loud, "MR BAUER IS GAY!?!?!?"
Well... it turns out he was right behind me when I yelled that.

Hurr Durr.
Strangest thing, he didn't yell at me, অথবা get me in trouble অথবা anything. He just... stared at me, then left.
._.

*has ব্যক্ত this a million times*

I was in the commons hanging out after lunch, and Taylor ran up and poked my shoulder. I raced after him, and poked him back. He ran after me and found me hiding behind a corner, and punched my shoulder. I ran after him up the stairs, and he jumped over the last step. I tried to do the same, but epicly failed. I fell flat on my face, UP the stairs. I was wearing a স্কার্ট that day. My স্কার্ট was almost up over my head. My Powerpuff Girl undies were showing. To make it worse, my crush was standing behind me as it happened.


Damn school.

I was quoting a funny scene from The Sopranos to my best friend Andrea...anyway, one of the words in the quote was "shitless". Just as I say "shitless", this one teacher, Mr. Moore walks দ্বারা and hears me...he kind of looks at me shocked because he's one of the teachers that thinks I'm quite naive and innocent.

Funny: Their Was A Spiders On The Ground And Meredith Got Her Book And Kept Hitting People In THE FOOT :D

Embarrassing: WE Watched A Movie In Class I Sat পরবর্তি To MY Crush And I Put My Hand Down Then He Did And We Holded Hands For A মিনিট ^ ^
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So in language arts class we were পাঠ করা a "scary" story. The teacherwas getting to the grossest part when a guy's phone goes off.

His ringtone was মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট Dun... And we he checked his phone he ব্যক্ত "Oh grandma"

But it was actually a chickthat was IN the classroom

Prepare for the most epic school story you've ever heard. (Actually it's a bunch of stories.) And don't go all TL:DR on me.

1. So in Science, two guys named Mateo and Jeffta were leaning in and talking while our teacher Ms. Burger (she's a vegetarian xD) was talking. It was at a weird angle so Ms. Burger ব্যক্ত "Look, I know আপনি two have feelings for each other and I support that, but please, no making out while I'm talking." And it was hilarious because she's a no-nonsense, serious, strict teacher. xD

2. Jeffta started calling Ms. Burger "Pregnant Woman" so she started calling him "Puberty Boy."

3. Last বছর in Health, we had a sub named Mr. George. We were learning about stuff like herpes etc and this kid named Matt kept making weird noises. So Mr. George ব্যক্ত "You make those sounds when আপনি have it!"

4. So we had the same sub and he was telling us about how makeup hurts our skin (lol idgaf about it tho) and he told us that makeup isn't even necessary. Then he paused and ব্যক্ত "Except Matt. He needs it. Even though I know he already wears it."

5. Our Humanities teacher Mr. Brown got permission to bring in katanas to প্রদর্শনী us because we're studying feudal Japan. So these two high school kids were cutting class and making noise outside the classroom (no sexual innuendo intended) so Mr. brown grabbed the swords and ran outside, scaring the SHIT out of them.

6. The other Humanities teacher, Mr. Denton, was explaining rules of a game we were going to play. One kid ব্যক্ত "But Mr. Brown ব্যক্ত (different rule)" so Mr. Dention ব্যক্ত "Well Mr. Brown is on crack!"

7. There are rumors about Mr. Denton (he's bisexual) secretly dating this boy no one likes named Chad. It's pretty believable because in class he's always holding his hand and talking to him and being near him. And he's also one of the PE teachers and during PE, Chad sits in between his legs and leans on his shoulder and it's just fucking disturbing. O_O

8. I picked a lock in front of a teacher. And I didn't get in trouble. x)

And there আপনি have it. My fucking EPIC school.

Well, one time in my French class(which is always crazy), we were playing pictionary at the board. Some of my classmates started rolling a marble back and forth, but it was soon confiscated দ্বারা the teacher. So she showed us her confiscated bouncy ball stash, big mistake, because while she wasn't looking they raided it and started bouncing them back and forth. After a while she caught on. The funniest thing that happened পরবর্তি was that one of them rolled out to the middle of the class room. My french teacher went for it while one of my classmates dives out of his ডেস্ক and pretty much collides with the teacher. He got the bouncy ball and the whole class bursts out laughing. The teacher পরবর্তি door had to come ask us to not scream so loud.