what is the wieredset thing a total stranger has ever ব্যক্ত to you?

Um, well today I was in line, right? And this fat guy behind me, out of the blue just says "I have a son your age."
And I was like "okay." o.O
And so he ব্যক্ত "He's coming over here in a second, আপনি should meet him."
And I'm thinking 'Fucking awesome.'
So the guy's son comes over there and he's like "Hey I'm Seth."
And I'm like "Nice to meet you, I'm lesbian."

...No one talked to me after that...

"my best friend is in প্রণয় with আপনি and is making kissie faces to you"

There was this Jehova's witness who told me;

"Jesus wants to make প্রণয় to you! He wants to make প্রণয় to ALL OF US!!!!" and then he ran after me o.O

I ran like hell to the red bridge(hooker রাস্তা in Utrecht) because I figured he wouldn't go there :P And I was right! Because when I looked back after like twenty minutes(yeah I can run for 20 minutes, I'm awesome ^^) he was gone(or just tired...)! =D
(how i know where the red bridge is? I just ran into the streets my mom always told me not to run into :P)

Stranger: "hello there lovly, আপনি look nice"

Me: "........"

(before i turned around he even started to smirk at me, i turned around and ran like hell)

I was walking on a street, when a guy just stared at me...
I was like...-What the heck are আপনি looking at???

He made a bored face and said, I'm laughing cause you're a ভালুক and your underwear is made of my skin and your red ভালুক skin.
RUN COACHBEAR, GO,GO,GO.

I stared at him for a while, turned around, and he ran after me saying:

HOLY SHIT SWEETY, YOU'RE SO SEXY TODAY, WHY DON'T আপনি MARRY ME???

I screamed, and he started running '-'

I was Walking on the path দ্বারা my house and he said
"UNHOLY BEAST I CAST আপনি OF"

( I swhear on the news it ব্যক্ত he was hit দ্বারা a car)

This just plain creeped me out:
"sexy lil'mama gonna have my babies..."

Last বছর I was at the সৈকত with my brother and his 2 বন্ধু and while they were at the the real সৈকত like the sand&water part, I was in line for a water& hotdog and all of a sudden this guy about ehh maybe about my brothers age and he's like
"Dammmnn, I'd would tap আপনি all night!" and then he smirked at me. I was staring at him for a সেকেন্ড then i just got my খাবার and walked away and told my brother.. It was creepy&funny at the same time..

That I'm Special.