my mission:

.......i am going to sit in the পালঙ্ক eat cheese balls, get fat, try to work out, but then give up, go to a sperm bank, have 19 kids, name them all after tranformer charters,buy 94 cats, become that creepy catlady that everybody trys to awkwardly avoid, write some of that" everybody hates but still reads" poetry, try a new hobbie, but when আপনি learn a hook is not a good piercing to"impress that ladys" with, আপনি stop fishing, then when আপনি have up to 113 cats, আপনি finally find some one as wierd as you, and get married, which is really the only mission opened to the cowardly.