Name something আপনি did that was the BIGGEST EPIC FAIL IN THE HISTORY OF THIS EARTH.

I was pretty drunk one night, and I was all like "Wait, we NEED to use a condom."
She'll never let me live that one down. :/

*deep breath*


I was wearing these new wedge sandals that I got to school one day. See, I usually wear sneakers অথবা boots, but I just felt like being classy. So I wore the shoes, plus this cool red and black checked স্কার্ট I got. As I was walking down this huge ramp in the cafeteria, my [annoying] friend ran up behind me and flipped my ponytail up. I then proceeded to take off those shoes [Didn't see that coming, did you? I'm smart.] and run after him, yelling my battle cry. He was screaming the whole way, and, unfortunately, was much slower than I. I tackled him to the ground, and had him pinned, begging for mercy. I felt a tap on my shoulder, and it was my other, slightly smarter friend, saying that my স্কার্ট was flipped up all the way and my black জরি underwear with a France patch was প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে and everyone was staring. Blushing quite hard, I stood up, brushed myself off, and continued on with my normal day. This was only my সেকেন্ড biggest epic fail/win, because the first is just too much for your brain to take in.

What does this have to do with those shoes?

Absolutely nothing.

EVErYTHING I"VE EVER DONE :D

I was walking পরবর্তি to my friend and I looked in front of me and there was a trash can in my way...I saw it and I still ran into it -.-'

One time I was joggin' in my bikini (Don't ask y) and the শীর্ষ of the bikini fell of of me.

When I was 11 I ran on foot from the cops, I freaked out and, as আপনি can guess, she still got me.

The biggest epic fail I've ever had was actually a few Sunday's ago.
I fell off my বিছানা while dancing to WMYB দ্বারা One Direction.