Tell me a pun

Puns seriously? How low can আপনি go to deliver such lame, unappealing and stupid jokes like that? Puns are the bane of the comedic universe and is the cause of many headaches. আপনি want us to give আপনি stupid puns that nobody should ever bother with?

Is this some sort of punishment?
*punchline drum*

Guy one: Did আপনি hear that carrots were good for your eyesight?

Guy 2: ( sticks carrots in his eyes ) আপনি LIED TO ME...

Why did chicken Jim Morrison ক্রুশ the road?
To break on through to the other side.

আপনি wanna see some fuckin puns go on the যেভাবে খুশী দেওয়াল and keep clicking পরবর্তি until আপনি see a giant cluster of bad puns
spans for over 16 pages dammit

I would like to say one about an unsharpened pencil, but there's no point.

What do আপনি get when আপনি have a fly in your butter? A butterfly.

For আরো puns, use this Beetlejuice cartoon.