LET'S GET THIS প্রদর্শনী ON THE ROAD BEFORE I GET TOO INTOXICATED~
1. PEOPLE SAY IT'S WEIRD THAT I HAVE THE স্মারক LOCK KEY AS MY WIFE BUT HONESTLY I THINK IT'S PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE! TRUST ME, THEY WOULD'VE NAMED IT THE LGBTCLK (Caps-Lock Key), BUT THAT WOULD'VE SOUNDED STUPID.
2. MY LORD AND SAVIOR IS A DAMN SPINDA. AND I TAKE PRIDE IN THAT SHIT MAN, আপনি CAN'T SAY YOU'VE LIVED UNTIL আপনি WORSHIP A POKEMON.
3. আপনি WANT WEIRD STUFF, THEN GET A LOAD A THIS SHIT! ONE TIME I WAS AT A PARTY AND THIS WEIRDO ASKED ME IF HE WANTED TO INSPECT HIS WALLET AND I LET HIM FOR SOME REASON.
YO, BEER'LL MAKE YA DO SOME WEIRD STUFF, MATE.
4. Stop, and listen to the air around you. ....Do আপনি hear it?
IT'S THE SOUND OF ME STUBBING MY F**KING TOE OH SWEET MERCIFUL LORD OF LARD!
5. AND FEHNALLY, THIS DRAWING BELOW IS THE BEST I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE. I KNOW IT'S AMAZING, BUT IT'S ALSO WEIRD HOW I WON AN ART CONTEST WITH THIS SHIT! I'M SO HAPPY, THOSE FIRST-GRADERS GOT SCHOOLED! :D
THIS HAS BEEN THE DRUNKEN UNCLE, PEACE! <3
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Not only has this তালিকা enlightened me, but that drawing is just...beyond words. In so many ways. I didn't think I'd be able to have a higher respect for the Drunken Uncle, but I was wrong.
1. I hate পিনাটস্ and চিনাবাদাম butter, refuse to eat them BUT I do like Reese চিনাবাদাম মাখন Cups. 2. I প্রণয় পাঠ করা অনুরাগী fiction, especially if it's either Harry Potter অথবা Teen নেকড়ে and it must be Harry/Draco অথবা Stiles/Derek. 3. It makes me incredibly angry when people trash talk the LGBTQ Community. 4. I really want to expericence the Paranormal. I've never seen a ghost in my life and I just really want to. 5. I প্রণয় listening to scary stories whether they are true অথবা fake. They don't scare me, not really, I just প্রণয় listening to them.
1) When I was born, there were legit four funnel clouds surrounding the hospital, অথবা so I'm told. It was a great sign in terms of my culture, but my mother is still terrified of storms and it was a near state of emergency so I was almost born in a hallway.
2) I live on an Indian Reservation! Whoop. I actually live here because I'm Native American! If that isn't odd, right?
3) I like to slather চিনাবাদাম মাখন sensually on pickles and bite into them with great fervor. I প্রণয় চিনাবাদাম মাখন on pickles.
4) I'm not sure true romantic প্রণয় exists, and I find very few people truly attractive. I have no problem finding several men aesthetically pleasing, and the confusion is, that I can find women incredibly appealing as well. 😱 Confusion is, I don't think I can actually see myself in an actual relationship with a woman, like ever, because I adore the male physique much আরো than the woman's. So stands the question, am I truly bisexual? 😐 অথবা do I just have great low key appreciation for beauty? আপনি decide. 💞
5) I read জ্যায়াই on the daily. Like dymn! 😍😘😉
Sorry! Couldn't really come up with anything weirder than these except maybe it feels better to the left??? ;D Peace!
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I lied, it feels better to the right 😅😂 wow huh, 18 and still can't get my numbers, I mean lefts and rights correct. 😬
For me it's the sudden noise. Like I'm minding my own business and all of a sudden it flushes??? Like, যীশু Christ, calm down and let me finish before flushing!
1. i say যেভাবে খুশী things 2. i dont like the bad words, but i think them in my head :/ 3. im 13 and i still play with বার্বি পুতুল :/ 4. I hiss and growl at boys at school 5. i freak out cuz of a little bug
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I feel sorry for how you'll look back on this in the future, child.
1. When I get obsessed with something, I take it to extreme levels. (that's rather obvious, I'd say)
2. I truly do feel that Mephisto is my true love.
3. I have a leg fetish and a hand fetish. (in fact, Mephisto's legs and hands are perfect. ;-;)
4. I don't ship Amaimon and Mephisto because that's incest and it wouldn't even work out, but I প্রণয় পাঠ করা জ্যায়াই mangas of them and seeing অনুরাগী art of it.
5. I'm scared of whales and trains.
And here's a weird picture since they were supposed to be weird facts.
No. I'm attracted to both men and women, so therefore, I am bisexual. Besides, I'm not even a dude. My পরিলেখ says male just cuz I feel like making it that.
1. I don't like salad. 2. I'm straight, but sometimes I watch gay porn. 3. I'm bipolar (sometimes I'm nice and sometimes I'm mean, but only if it's necessary) 4. I'm 14 and I still like Hi-5. 5. I ship yuri and yaoi.
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Why do আপনি watch gay porn if you're straight? Are আপনি sure আপনি aren't bisexual?
I don't think some people understand what being weird is honestly.
1. I tend to do alot of interesting things when I am tired. Such constantly babbling প্রশ্ন about subjects and making unique expressions randomly sometimes.
2.Sometimes I'll be very exaggerated when I do normal things. Like waking up,going to sleep অথবা other things.
3.I guess আপনি can say I have unique viewpoints of the world.
4.I guess my sexual fetishes could be perceived as being weird.
5.I can be confident and awkward at the same time doing certain scenarios.
1- I genuinely প্রণয় terrible things. (My Immortal, the "best" অনুরাগী fiction ever written) 2- I stumble over my words when I speak slowly, but when I rap quickly, I speak perfectly. 3- I slur my words too much, because my mouth works faster than my brain. 4- I live off of sunflower seeds and almonds. 5- I have thousands of pieces of Bob's Burgers অনুরাগী art on my Everalbum account.
1. i was born on the north pole 2. i was adopted and raised দ্বারা নেকড়ে-মানুষ until age 7 3. one time i stared at the sun for 15 মিনিট and something amazing happened 4. i have প্রদত্ত birth before (to a kidney stone 4 years ago...) 5. aliens run the government