Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.
If আপনি consider it a sport to gather your খাবার দ্বারা drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all দিন hoping that the খাবার will swim by, আপনি might live in Michigan .
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each বছর because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, আপনি might live in Michigan .
If your local Dairy কুইন is closed from November through April, আপনি might live in Michigan .
If আপনি instinctively walk like a পেংগুইন for five months out of the year, আপনি might live in Michigan .
If someone in a store offers আপনি assistance, and they don't work there, আপনি might live in Michigan .
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, আপনি might live in Michigan ..
If আপনি have worn shorts and a কোট at the same time, আপনি might live in Michigan .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, আপনি might live in Michigan .
If আপনি have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, আপনি might live in Michigan .
Part 2 - আপনি know you're a true MICHIGANIAN/ MICHIGANDER when
1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
2. আপনি measure distance in hours.
3. আপনি know several people who have hit a deer আরো than once.
4. আপনি often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. আপনি can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. আপনি see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. আপনি install security lights on your house and গ্যারেজ and leave both unlocked.
8. আপনি carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. আপনি নকশা your kid's হ্যালোইন costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. আপনি know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. আপনি can identify a southern অথবা eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer পরবর্তি to your blue spruce.
14. আপনি were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to আপনি means Ohio .
16. A brat is something আপনি eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18. আপনি go out to a মাছ fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. আপনি have আরো miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. আপনি find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. আপনি drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells আপনি to drink Vernors and আপনি know it's not medicine.
24. আপনি can actually drink Vernors without coughing.
25. আপনি know what a Yooper is.
26. আপনি think owning a Honda is Un-American.
27. আপনি know that UP is a place, not a direction.
28. আপনি know it's possible to live in a thumb.
29. আপনি understand that when visiting Detroit , the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
**I live in Michigan, so I can post this and feel good about it. =D Those of আপনি that don't live in Michigan (or a state even close to this, because Lord knows nothing is exactly like michigan), আপনি have no idea how true these are.
If আপনি consider it a sport to gather your খাবার দ্বারা drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all দিন hoping that the খাবার will swim by, আপনি might live in Michigan .
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each বছর because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, আপনি might live in Michigan .
If your local Dairy কুইন is closed from November through April, আপনি might live in Michigan .
If আপনি instinctively walk like a পেংগুইন for five months out of the year, আপনি might live in Michigan .
If someone in a store offers আপনি assistance, and they don't work there, আপনি might live in Michigan .
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, আপনি might live in Michigan ..
If আপনি have worn shorts and a কোট at the same time, আপনি might live in Michigan .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, আপনি might live in Michigan .
If আপনি have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, আপনি might live in Michigan .
Part 2 - আপনি know you're a true MICHIGANIAN/ MICHIGANDER when
1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
2. আপনি measure distance in hours.
3. আপনি know several people who have hit a deer আরো than once.
4. আপনি often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. আপনি can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. আপনি see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. আপনি install security lights on your house and গ্যারেজ and leave both unlocked.
8. আপনি carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. আপনি নকশা your kid's হ্যালোইন costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. আপনি know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. আপনি can identify a southern অথবা eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer পরবর্তি to your blue spruce.
14. আপনি were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to আপনি means Ohio .
16. A brat is something আপনি eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18. আপনি go out to a মাছ fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. আপনি have আরো miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. আপনি find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. আপনি drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells আপনি to drink Vernors and আপনি know it's not medicine.
24. আপনি can actually drink Vernors without coughing.
25. আপনি know what a Yooper is.
26. আপনি think owning a Honda is Un-American.
27. আপনি know that UP is a place, not a direction.
28. আপনি know it's possible to live in a thumb.
29. আপনি understand that when visiting Detroit , the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
**I live in Michigan, so I can post this and feel good about it. =D Those of আপনি that don't live in Michigan (or a state even close to this, because Lord knows nothing is exactly like michigan), আপনি have no idea how true these are.