This হাঁস walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do আপনি have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the হাঁস leaves.
The পরবর্তি day, the হাঁস returns and asks, "Do আপনি have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the হাঁস leaves.
The দিন after that, the হাঁস walks in the store again and asks "Do আপনি have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told আপনি no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if আপনি come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"
The হাঁস left, and returned the পরবর্তি day. This time he asked, "Do আপনি have any nails?" The clerk replied, "No," and the হাঁস said, "Good! Got any grapes?"
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, আপনি idiot! You'll burn up!" ব্যক্ত the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, আপনি know. We're going at night!"
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The পরবর্তি morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "you protect the public." The পরবর্তি morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve the justice system." The পরবর্তি morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
One Fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse
slowly drive by. Following the first hearse, was a সেকেন্ড শবযান, hearse which
was followed দ্বারা a man walking solemnly along, followed দ্বারা a dog, and
then about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the সেকেন্ড শবযান, hearse and
asked him who was in the first hearse.
"My wife," the man replied.
"I'm sorry," ব্যক্ত Bill. "What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died."
Bill then asked the man who was in the সেকেন্ড hearse.
The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as
Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, "Can I
borrow your dog?"
To which the man replied, "Get in line."